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being tailgated when i'm going 80 on the freeway... going any faster is stupid - back the f**k off!
all the bad beats and suck-outs i've suffered through playing online poker
rich people who say they dont care about money and b!tch about how horrible their life is. GET OVER IT.
MTV
Radio
Celebs who think they are politicians and politicians who think they are celebs
people who talk sh!t behind your back.. but dont have the nuts to tell you whats up to your face.
9 to 5 jobs
"engaged" teenagers
white trash parents yelling at their kids in the grocery store
people who air out all the dirty laundry on their cell phones in public
people who now hate america because our dipsh!t president -hes not my fault!!
people who are trying to erase "God" from The Pledge of Alleigence, our money, and changing Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays. America's a melting pot of all views.. so stop sacrificing mine!
Hey, now that's getting a bit personal there. What's wrong with Oklahoma in general. Sure, nothing happens, but that's one of its endearments... 8) And talk about a non-terrorist target (OKC Bombing was disgruntled rednecks, and they don't count).
i hated the fact that i was in the Finacial aid office at school trying to drop off a paper...waiting in a long ass line and the guy behind me STINKS as if he just got done smoking 80$ worth of weed... then his PREGNANT wife and 4 year old son show up.
first of all it's illegal... 2nd of all it STINKS... 3RD your at a school and 4th your son is RIGHT THERE!!!
whats wrong with these people?? this guy better have been dying of cancer...but he sure didnt look it.
Colin Farrell a BRILLIANT actor??? come on, I don't think so. In fact, the only good movie I've ever even seen him in is Phone booth. Other than that he's just in every single movie, and they're usually movies like Swat and Daredevil and Miami Vice.
He's BRILLIANT in The New World, seen that? He also fantastic in Phone Booth, Minority Report and Tigerland. Unless you've seen what he has to offer apart from those crap money making movies like Swat, Daredevil and Miami Vice, you don't know his acting.
And the only reason Johnny Depp is considered a good actor is because he takes all the obscure roles that nobody else wants to take, and that fools people into thinking he could act.
How can you be fooled because of that? I mean, he's "normal" in Nick of Time and he was utterly brilliant in it. He was also amazing in Sleepy Hollow and a totally different person in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Finding Neverland, playing a Scotsman... I mean, wow! The reasons why he gets parts that are obscure isn't because nobody else wants them, it's because he can and beats every other actor to it, in talent and probably in looks too. Johnny is one of the greatest actors to live and he will continue to get better and better.
Okay here, I HATE people who judge actors' acting because they're good looking.
Phew, sorry about that, I went hulk style for a minute.
Phew, sorry about that, I went hulk style for a minute.
That's fine. That's your opinion. But I don't judge actors on how they look, I jusdge on their acting, and think that Depp and Farrell are WAY overrated and mediocre.
I forgot to mention however that I also hate tabloids and magazines.
"Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd" - George Carlin "I have to sign before you shoot me?" - Navin Johnson "It'll take time to restore chaos" - George W. Bush "Harry, I love you!" - Ben Affleck "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?" - The man without a face "Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death." - Exodus 31:15 "No one ever expects The Spanish Inquisition!" - The Spanish Inquisition "Matt Damon" - Matt Damon
Okay, so check this out. Rocklin is "The Land of the Horrible Driver." I'm parked in a lot at school with like 10 other cars and there are literally HUNDREDS of open spots(since it's summer, ya know). So as I'm about to leave these two Rocklin yahoos park right next to me! What the fuck, man! HUNDREDS OF SPOTS AND YOU PARK NEXT TO ME! I know my car is sexy and all, but come on. I need my space.
I repeat, Rocklin is "The Land of the Horrible Driver."
I've had that situation before but slightly worse maybe. I was in my dads car, parked at the cinema and there are around a hundred parking spaces. 10 maybe 15 were taken and all were dotted around so there were a load of spaces free and we had so much space around us until this quite large woman parks right next to us. We were like, what the fuck?!? And THEN, she could hardly get out the car and as she struggled, the door swung open and hit our car door. How fucking stupid do you have to be to do something like that?!? She was like, 'oh sorry, sorry' and that's it.
Of course she got an earful of harsh cursing... we ended up parking somewhere else before getting into the cinema to watch the movie. And guess who was watching the same film with us? It sounds so made up but it happened.
If I was a potato-man, I would have showed her my angry eyes... luckily all I had with me was my "fuck you" finger, which I so happily gave to her several times.
1. racists 2. the beatles 3. wedgies 4. being pantsed 5. sterotypes 6. hypocrits 7. principles. 8. smashing pumpkins 9. chick flicks 10. St. Louis Cardinals 11. Green bay Packers. And I bet I have more i can't remember.
Hey, now that's getting a bit personal there. What's wrong with Oklahoma in general. Sure, nothing happens, but that's one of its endearments... 8) And talk about a non-terrorist target (OKC Bombing was disgruntled rednecks, and they don't count).
LOL okay here's just my two cents on why Oklahoma sucks...and mind you I've lived here for a good chunck of my life.
1. Up until 2006 Tattoos were illegal. Yes, you read that right folks, we were the only state in America that banned Tattoos.
2 . The Bill to ban cock fighting was passed. but only with 52% of the vote. Thus, 48% of the people who voted still wanted to see their cocks fight. Wait...that sounds bad.
3. In Tulsa were I live, if you're not in Church you're going to Hell. Period. The religious people have this place on lock down. In fact almost everything closes at 9:00 PM during the week here. It's like the town that dreaded sundown or something.
4. We're the #1 state for meth heads. (last I checked)
5. The roads in Tulsa suck lol It's like driving down a bombed out road from WW2 or something.
6. The bar I work at has really bad music. (that's more a personnal thing I guess)
7. Rednecks. 'Nuff said.
8. Our education sucks (as you can tell from my writing) and people who work at McDonalds make more than our teachers.
Geez I just ranted like an old woman. Anyway like I said it's just my two cents so take it for what it's worth. I do think OKC is a nice city though if that's anything.
4. We're the #1 state for meth heads. (last I checked)
Wow! I've gotta move to Oklahoma!
"Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd" - George Carlin "I have to sign before you shoot me?" - Navin Johnson "It'll take time to restore chaos" - George W. Bush "Harry, I love you!" - Ben Affleck "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?" - The man without a face "Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death." - Exodus 31:15 "No one ever expects The Spanish Inquisition!" - The Spanish Inquisition "Matt Damon" - Matt Damon
3. In Tulsa were I live, if you're not in Church you're going to Hell. Period. The religious people have this place on lock down. In fact almost everything closes at 9:00 PM during the week here. It's like the town that dreaded sundown or something.
4. We're the #1 state for meth heads. (last I checked)
I guess you have to amuse yourself, when everything is shut. Lol.
If there is one force on this planet that really irritates me it's got to be Phil Collins. I like all different kinds of music, but his just makes my ears almost bleed..
I also hate showing up to a party right when all the alcohol runs out. It's not a great feeling to be completely sober amongst a wave of intoxicated teens.