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I hate all the aids producing monkeys out there. Aids producing monkeys, if you're reading...I hate all of you. I hope you all die! Stupid aids producing monkeys.
"Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd" - George Carlin "I have to sign before you shoot me?" - Navin Johnson "It'll take time to restore chaos" - George W. Bush "Harry, I love you!" - Ben Affleck "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?" - The man without a face "Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death." - Exodus 31:15 "No one ever expects The Spanish Inquisition!" - The Spanish Inquisition "Matt Damon" - Matt Damon
I hate how this thread keeps rising from the dead. But then, I haven't contributed yet, either. And I hate lots of stuff:
* Watching a DVD and it screws up. * Dropping something and not being able to find it. * People who take up two parking spots in a crowded lot -- be it sloppy or intentional -- and I'm not sure which is worse. * At a restaurant when somebody orders something that looks way better than what I got. Especially if they are at my table. * When a wrong number just hangs up on you. * Dailing wrong numbers. I usually just hang up. * Spilling something in my car. I really hate that one. * When the radio says "an 80% chance of rain" -- and it is actually raining -- right then. Doesn't that make it a 100% chance?
And a movie related one, just to keep things relevant:
* How every single horror movie that you watch (or write) is now obliged to contain a scene where you establish that the cell phones are useless. It gets so tedious, and you just sit there waiting for it. I hate that.
1. Spitting - This must be the most disgusting thing in the whole world. 2. Insects 3. Prejudice against black people/white people. 4. Prejudice against gay people/bi people. 5. Narrow-minded people/people who dislike somethign because they don't understand. 5. Italy - No idea, I just CAN'T stand Italy. I don't even have an explanation for that one. 6. Being bored. 7. When the Internet gets cut off. 8. Touching an object such as money or a handle in a bus and then having nowhere close to wash your hands. 9. When your washing your hands and theres no soap D< 10. Babies
* At a restaurant when somebody orders something that looks way better than what I got. Especially if they are at my table.
Thank you, my sweet Bert.... All I really wanted to add, was that I'm the freak that asks everyone 100 times what they're going to eat, to help me make up my own mind. I HATE it when I wish I'd ordered something else. Also, I wait about 15 minutes before I order, 'cos I keep looking at everyone else's food at neighbouring tables to help me decide. I'm crap, I know...
Hee hee. Good job I've never been on more than one date! I'd be a nightmare to take out...sheesh!
LOL okay here's just my two cents on why Oklahoma sucks...and mind you I've lived here for a good chunck of my life.
Ah, jeez, I never look at this thread. Who knew Darth would actually be slamming my bordertown. I have lived in Broken Arrow for my entire life (with the exception of 2 years of military service and a minor amount of college), which at this time bumps right up against Tulsa. It's one of those things where if you go to a certain road about a mile from my house, one side is Tulsa, the other side is Broken Arrow, and when there's an accident (like my wife was in 11 years ago before we (re)met, the cop all argue about whose responsibility it is to take care of it based on which side of the road the car landed on. Heaven forbid the cars land on both sides of the road. Nothing would get done...and that's why there's a huge dip at that intersection, I'm sure. No one can figure out whose road crew is supposed to fill it. Anyway...
1. Up until 2006 Tattoos were illegal. Yes, you read that right folks, we were the only state in America that banned Tattoos.
Actually, the law read that you weren't allowed to have permanent ink in your skin or something of that nature. Tattoo artists have been circumventing that one for a few years before it was "officially" changed. They argued that you could remove the ink with a laser meaning it wasn't permanent. Then again, when it comes to tattoos, I don't care.
2 . The Bill to ban cock fighting was passed. but only with 52% of the vote. Thus, 48% of the people who voted still wanted to see their cocks fight. Wait...that sounds bad.
That's rather amusing actually. I've worked with guys who did this before, and they're an interesting lot. I'll bet this bill was city vs. country and the city won.
3. In Tulsa were I live, if you're not in Church you're going to Hell. Period. The religious people have this place on lock down. In fact almost everything closes at 9:00 PM during the week here. It's like the town that dreaded sundown or something.
Odd...not something I've noticed. True, a good number of stores close at that time, but a fair number stay open past that. These are mostly restaurants and Wal-marts, but to say the religious people have the place on "lockdown" is not necessarily true. I guess it all depends on what you're trying to do. There are quite a few clubs and bars around town like any city that stay open long past this 9:00 border.
And on the church thing, I'm not sure who you're dealing with, but there are quite a few people that will fit your "going to Hell" description, and no one gives them a hard time...that I'm aware of.
4. We're the #1 state for meth heads. (last I checked)
And that's why all the OTC medicine with meth ingredients is now behind the counter in the pharmacy. Yup, it is that bad. However, I've never been terribly close to it and only hear about the lab busts on the news.
8. Our education sucks (as you can tell from my writing) and people who work at McDonalds make more than our teachers.
But then again, as you can tell from my writing, can you say it sucks, or do we just have too many kids (and this might be the parents) who don't care? You only get out of education wht you put into it, and I had a personal commitment to learning when I was in school. Then again, I was also one of the "gifted" ones, and that's a matter of record, not opinion. Education is dependant on those teaching and those learning, and if either of those elements breaks down, then the education will not be what it should. In most cases, it is the teachers trying to drag their students along, forcing them to learn, and in those coses, the students don't care, and the teachers get blamed for the students lack of knowledge. My wife was a teacher, and tried to do the dragging to kids who didn't want to be there and parents who wanted a babysitter while they worked. This is a two way street, and the low grades of Oklahoma cannot be blamed solely on the education system.
Yeah, the teacher pay thing is rather shameful. I work at a call center, and I make more here than my wife did in her first years of teaching, but I keep trying to encourage her to get a master's so she can get more out of it.
So there. I thought since (for once) my home area was getting hit on, I had to jump in and defend a little bit...
1. Top (any number) lists. Especially the rollingstone ones, Top 500 songs and Top 100 Guitarists were just insane. Kurt Cobain in the top 20 for best guitarists.... good song writer, mediocre guitarist, HE PLAYED GRUNGE! Its pagued with power chords.
2. Reading seventy eight posts of negativity. Dry humour to the max.
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1. Top (any number) lists. Especially the rollingstone ones, Top 500 songs and Top 100 Guitarists were just insane. Kurt Cobain in the top 20 for best guitarists.... good song writer, mediocre guitarist, HE PLAYED GRUNGE! Its pagued with power chords.
True, Kurt wasn't the most proficient guitarist, but he never strived to be. He was, as you say, first and foremost, a song writer. Given his talents, I suspect, had he wanted to engage in musical masturbation, he could have. The guy was a genius. As for power chords, I challenge you to present one rock band, especially those that lean toward punk, that doesn't, or didn't, employ them.
That said, there's nothing wrong with power chords. My personal fav is E5
True, Kurt wasn't the most proficient guitarist, but he never strived to be. He was, as you say, first and foremost, a song writer. Given his talents, I suspect, had he wanted to engage in musical masturbation, he could have. The guy was a genius. As for power chords, I challenge you to present one rock band, especially those that lean toward punk, that doesn't, or didn't, employ them.
That said, there's nothing wrong with power chords. My personal fav is E5
I don't think he was debating that power chords are bad. I just think he meant that anyone could do them, and shouldn't really be figured into the BEST guitarists list. No punk bands are great guitarists, whether that's their goal or not is another debate. I think Kurt as well was a great song writer. In MY opinion he's the best, definitely my favorite anyways. But not top 20 guitarist though. When I think of guitarists I think more of Hendrix or Zach Wylde or Jimmy Page, I don't know how Kurt got in there though.
I don't get lists like that anyways. or award ceremonysd either. How do you give an award or create a list based on other people's opinions?
"Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd" - George Carlin "I have to sign before you shoot me?" - Navin Johnson "It'll take time to restore chaos" - George W. Bush "Harry, I love you!" - Ben Affleck "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?" - The man without a face "Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death." - Exodus 31:15 "No one ever expects The Spanish Inquisition!" - The Spanish Inquisition "Matt Damon" - Matt Damon