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CindyLKeller
Posted: April 6th, 2006, 6:20pm Report to Moderator
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but it's going to be fun, anyway.
My daughter told me she's taking me to Chicago on Monday. She has four tickets to see Jerry Springer... LOL!
It's mid-evil with all the bashing. Shocking actually. But I'll find out if it's fake or not, and if these people are just playing a part.
I don't know when it will air on TV. I guess I'll find that out on Monday.
I'm going with my neice, and my two drop dead georgeous daughters.  
My boyfriend said I should take one of my scripts and sort of drop it somewhere inside. ???
No, no Jerry beads.


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Awesome! Haha yeah I want to see if it is real or fake and see if anything goes on during the commercials.

You should insult someone and if it is good enough, maybe you get to go to the pole and dance for everyone! And win a medal for best insult!

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Awesome!  I watch Springer every day!  I think you should get your beads though...all of Chicago will love you.


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Haha, cool! I watch Jerry Springer every day also.

Maybe you shouldn't drop your script...there might be evil producers...ever seen Big Fat Liar?


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Wait a second, Cindy.  Your daughter is taking you to The Jerry Springer Show?  And your spidey senses aren't tingling?

If Janet told me she was taking me there, I'd kill her on the spot just to save the embarrassment.


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Damnit Don...you've aroused my curiousity most intensely about Phil's typo.

I think you should drop a script somewhere, Cindy.  Either that or try and start a fight with someone on stage regarding your script.

And what are Jerry beads?  
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Hey Cindy,

The Springer show should be a good time.  I've never been to one myself, but I have a few friends that have gone, and they all said it was a blast.  Are you only in town for Springer, or are you looking for some other activities to do as well?  I could offer some suggestions.


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And what are Jerry beads?  


If you show some skin then you get mardi gras beads with a Jerry Springer medallion type thingy on it.


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We are driving there. Five hours each way, so we will probably only stop one other place and that will be to eat something. We all have to work on Tuesday.
The girls say they are getting the Jerry beads  , not me though.  Even in my younger days I would never have done such a thing.
It should be a fun time though. I haven't been out of the state in 20 years.
I'll let you know how it goes.


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What a trip!
When arriving into Chicago, there was a lot of construction. The highway was down to two lanes, and there were those temporary concrete walls on both sides of the highway that are about three feet tall. The semi truck in front of us kept scraping up against the wall. While we were watching in horror wondering if something was going to fly off of it or if it was going to loose control, I caught part of a sign. It read... Out of gas? Call 411-IDIOT. I laughed and laughed.

We parked in a parking structure a couple blocks away from the NBC building, and walked to a pub whose capacity was 63. They were full. We ate, and the girls had a couple to ease their tensions about the show. I told you my girls were drop-dead georgeous. Well, when we were leaving the pub, a woman stopped us and told my daughter that her colleges wanted to meet her, could she just step over and say hello... They gave my girls a business card... They were from Texas and wanted the girls to call...  Only the beginning...

Horns blew, guys hung out car windows and yelled at them as we went to NBC building...

By the time we made it to the NBC building there was already a long line forming outside. We stood in that line as it slowly moved and we made our way into the building. Once inside we were given tickets to the show, and there was a release that we had to sign on the ticket, then give it back to them. The line moved forward, and the cut off was six people ahead of us. They had a full house! Even though we called and made reservations, they could still turn us away. They made us wait for the next show, and the next show we were allowed in. The three people behind us were the cut-off. Everyone in line behind us had to go home, but got VIP passes for a different show.

We made it inside to the set!
Hooray!
Had to sit on the steps though because it was a full house.
My neice sat with me on a step. My two daughters sat together on the step in front of us. My baby girl was gothed out. My other daughter is more conservative. Jerry told my older daughter that he loved her. He said he may be old, but he has a very thick wallet, and that he is a very wealthy man. My daughter laughed and said, "I love you, too, Jerry."
The show starts. It's about a deaf stripper who's husband is leaving her for his sister. Real? Well the sister slugged the deaf girl in the jaw! That was real. We heard the hit. It definately connected pretty hard. Her husband's father was there, too. He fought with his son on stage. There was a mock preacher there. He was going to marry the brother and sister... It was stopped when the wife chased the preacher around the set, and ripped off his shirt.
Then Todd yelled, "Put the rooster on the pole!"
A skinny young man with a bright red mohawk went on stage and danced on the pole.
My younger daughter made a comment about the sister looking like a generic corpse bride.
Todd yelled, "Take off all your clothes!"
My daughter was shocked!
The audience chanted "Take off all your clothes!"
Then to my horror, she flashed them!
They chanted, "Join the rooster on the pole!" And made her get on stage...
Then they got the preacher on the pole, a man with a beard they called a rabbi, and an older woman who they called Betty Crocker... All of them went around and around the pole dancing!
Then the camera man came up to my neice. She flashed them!
We'll know on Friday when it will air. The man sitting next to my daughter complained to her that her and my other daughter were getting all of the air time.
I should be on camera, too. I'm the one on the step with long dark hair and glasses with an open mouth, shaking my head, and covering my eyes...
On the way out of the show my daughter said we needed gas, almost on empty. People on the street said there wasn't a gas station around.
I told her to call 411-IDIOT. We had a good laugh.

It was a blast! Baby girl got her Jerry beads, and we all had a good time.

Cindy  


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Ah, crowd interaction and fuzzied out boobies. That's some good television.

Glad to hear you had fun, Cindy, despite the horrors.


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It was a blast!
I forgot to add the city workers to my story...
Those nice gentlemen offered to give us a lift on their lift truck through the city streets to the parking lot after the show.
We declined...


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Oh, Kevan,
It was something. My daughter said she felt sick to her stomach, then it all happened so fast that she didn't even know what was going on...
They want to go there again, too...  


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Cindy, I have a few questions.

1) How many shows do they shoot daily?
2) In reality, how long are the breaks?
3) Did you show any skin?



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Hi Greg,

They shoot two shows a day Monday through Wednesday.
On Friday they edit, and piece together what they want on T.V. out of the three days of taping.
They said if they caught you with a good reaction then it's possible that they would use it on another show. So we might be in the audience on a show that we wern't at.

The breaks were only long enough for them to play "Brick House". People danced in their seats while the guests went back stage.
Todd and Jerry were among the audience during the breaks. Jerry told jokes, and Todd warned people that if he heard another cell phone go off, he would get it and they would get it back two weeks later in the mail, but in two pieces.
It was someone behind me who had the cell phone and didn't turn it off after being warned about it before the show.

No, I didn't show any skin. My neice did. She was sitting next to me on the step. He brought the camera up to her face, then focused on her jiggily boobies... Ahhh ha!
Scared the heck out of me! I was like, what the heck!


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It the show staged?


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These are only my thoughts...
I think these people DID have issues with each other, (because the fights were real)but I think that the show changed them slightly to make their problem crazier...
I think it  was my husband left me for another girl, and the show changed it to my husband left me for his sister. (The more shocking, the better ratings)


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Seems so fake on TV.


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OMG! This sounds like so much fun, Cindy!

I actually tried to get tickets myself when in Chicago, but they were all out. But, my motivation was the hunky "Steve", though I'm not sure he still works on the show.. haven't seen it for a LONG time.

I went to see a Maury Povich recording in NY, cos I have a crush on him. Yes, I know, I have a crush on Maury and I get the piss taken out of me ALL THE TIME. But, they taped about 5 different show segments all day and gave us all free pizza. The audience was well scary though..... WOW! Some really over-enthusiastic people out there.....lotsa gangs too, sheesh! Good times  

Glad to hear it was a fun day out for you and the girls.

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I can't wait to go to Springer one day.  It's on my to-do list.

And Maury just got owned by some 200 pound 3 year old on national TV haha.

Yeah nyuk nyuk nyuk, I'm watching Maury.  Laugh it up.


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Andy! Where have you been girl?
Glad to see you back.  
If you get around to Chicago again, this show would be fun for you, just make sure you get there an hour or more before you're supposed to.
Steve always looks so nice on the show, I know, but on the day we went he had a very large chip on his shoulder. I hope he was just having a bad day, and that he's not really like that.

Greg,
I know you wouod have a blast.

I found Chicago to be a lot cleaner than Detroit, but the traffic was the same. Lots of traffic. The people in Chicago were friendlier than here in Detroit, too. Not to say that we don't have friendly people, we do, but not as many.
Some jokester took the time to make a street sign and posted it on one of our highways here. It looked just like a regular street sign posted below the speed limit on the interstate. It read: Welcome to Detroit, We Hope You Survive.
The city didn't see it as funny. It was taken down after it made the news.
The heart of the city here is all right, but get a block out of the city, and you better lock your car doors and drive like the wind to the next city. There's just too much going on.
From what I've seen, I like Chicago a lot better than Detroit.


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Hey Cindy,  

I've not been online as much as of late. But I'm fine, thanks for warm welcome   Lovely to hear about your trip there to Chi-town though, good stuff  

I would LOVE to get back to Chicago. It's a fanstastic city and very friendly too, I agree. I think I could even live somewhere like that, if I had the choice...then I could stalk Higgs forever... hahaha. Really a great town, plus Oprah lives there, and I love her. And the Cheescake Factory rules, as does Fogo de Chow. Great food.

Sorry Steve wasn't in the best mood. Miserable horny bastard. Oh well. Maury wasn't as friendly as I thought he would be either. Miserable horny bastard too.

I've still never been to Detroit, but if I'm ever in Michigan, I will definately look you up! Take care xxxx
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Hey Cindy,  

Fogo de Chow. Great food.




Yes!  I absolutely love that place!  Interesting story about a time I went there.....

It was my wife an I, and two other couples, we had reservations, but when we got there, they said there would be a wait.  So we decided to wait at the bar, and have some drinks, and then some more drinks, and then some more drinks after that.  

Now I was drinking beers, but decided to switch over to their "margaritas".  I don't remember the exact name, but I think it starts with a c.  So, we're sitting there drinking, and finally two hours later, we get our table.  Needless to say I was a little drunk and angry, so I decided I was truly going to take a crack at getting my money's worth.

I went up to the salad bar, and bypassed all of the actual salad and vegetables, grabbing only the smoked salmon, cold cuts and cheese at the end.  Finished that up, and flipped my card over to the green side.  And then the fun began.

Lamb chops, filets, 10 kinds of beef, all just loaded up on my plate.  The mashed potatoes and plantains?  Screw 'em, I'm carnivore man.

I must have eaten for about two hours non stop.  My wife wasn't all that amazed by this, but our friends were.  Eventually they tried to send the gauchos over who had the little sausages and chicken wings.  My response to them?  "No thanks.  Where's the filet guy?"

So, that's my fogo de chow experience.  Waited a long time to actually eat, but the food was spectacular.

There's also a few other places in that general area that have really good food.

Yeah, I'm a wannabe tourguide.



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Yay! Someone else who knows that restaurant and also loves it! I'm impressed Mike. Wow, eating for 2 hours. Think my jaw would have seized up, ouch.

My ex boyfriend took me to it for my birthday, and like you, we had to wait, but it was worth it! I'm not a huge fan of meat, but lemme tell ya, the food there just melts in your mouth. It's superb!!!!!!!<<drool>> Hot, fresh, and just delicious. I did frequent the salad bar, had to, no offense but everytime I visit the states I struggle to find a decent offering of salad anywhere, so went a bit crazy that night. But, I think I ate more than I should have, and the walk back was somewhat difficult, lol!

I like to actually call it Chow Pig's, cos I felt like one by the end of the meal. Kept the green/red, stop/go card as a souvenir and can't wait to head back to one again. Pricey, often with a wait, but well worth it!

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuum. I'm hungry now, dammit!
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I missed the Cheesecake Factory?! Ah!

Andy, I would love it if you were to look me up if or when you're ever to Michigan. Girl, you know, you know, we would have a good time.   There's always something going on around here.

And Mike,
You ate for two hours? And all the good stuff! Now that's funny. I don't blame you. What a way to get even. LOL


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Detroit being an attraction must be a tourist/foreigner thing.  I don't understand why anyone would want to even go near that city.  That is literally one of the armpits of the United States.  They had the Super Bowl there this year and it was horrible.  The city is just ugly.  

They are near Windsor, Canada though.  That place is awesome.  Best strip clubs and dancing clubs in the world, in my opinion.

As an American I would say the top five cites to visit would be:

Los Angeles - greatest place ever, period

New York - The city so nice they had to name it twice

Honolulu - It's Hawaii!

Miami - Probably has the most beautiful women per capita than anywhere else in the country

Las Vegas - Excellet party city.  Go there if you're looking to have some fun that you won't regret.  

Top SIX to stay away from at all costs:

Detroit - I can't think of one good reason to go to this city.  You could get mugged, car-jacked, and arrested by the same person.

Philadelphia - See description below.  

Houston - I think this was voted the fattest city in America.  Most boring place ever.

Atlanta - Too hot and gets to high of a reputation for some reason for being a great city.

Boston (if you are a minority) - Unless you are white, don't go there.

St. Louis - Another city that gets a good rep for some reason.  Very bad place to go with crime and drugs.


I would invite you to my hometown Andy, but New Jersey isn't exactly screaming "tourist attraction."  This place has no idendity.  They either want to be New Yorkers or Philadlphians.  Oh add Philadelphia to the list of terrible cities.  Those people are straight up evil.  They booed a little league football game I was coaching one year.  The kids were 8!  And they booed and threw beer cans at them.          

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Honolulu and Miami but no San Francisco?  You dream!


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Honolulu and Miami but no San Francisco?  You dream!


Ha!  I've never been there.  I've heard some stories about San Francisco being a good place but not too many.  

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You people all need to come down to the south! Everyone is nice and friendly here.

Strip clubs? I don't know, all we got is Cafe' Risque.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about Traders. My husband took me there for an evening out one time. He's got such a twisted sense of humor.



Yes the south is awesome.  Raleigh, NC, College Station, TX, and Gainesville, FL were the nicest people on the face of this Earth.  Great people down south.

Haha your husband sounds like one cool dude.  Taking his wife to Traders, hahaha.  My cousin made a couple appearances there last summer, I believe.

Cheetah's On the River in Windsor, Canada though...whew...flashback.  I'm sorry what was I talking about again?

Note to self:  Go to Windsor, Canada again.      


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One cool dude?

I was 8.5 months pregnant at the time! We shot some pool with some people then when we sat down at the bar, one of them naked ladies walked up to me on the bar counter and asked me if I recognized her.

I looked up right into her..., then I told her I did not recognize her face.

We left after that!


That could quite possbly be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.  I can go to sleep now, haha.  

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Well, first of all, Detroit has our lovely Cindy there  , Second of all, I'm up for trying anything/visiting anywhere once... Thirdly, it was featured in one line of the Goonies...... albeit about having "the highest murder rate in the capital, but it's also where Motown started" too. So in some sense it's a movie related location that shall be visited someday, lol!!  

I think every city, country etc... has it's good and bad points/people. You just have to be careful where-ever you go. I've never been to New Jersey, but seeing as I've got tons of places in America left to visit yet, not that I ever could see everything, I might just be in your neck of the woods one day.

Speaking of stalking, where's Higgs?...... Higgs, no love for Dr.Jones anymore?????????????????? What gives?!!!!!!!! LOL  

San Franciso is a fantastic city. I didn't have a great experience the first time there, but the second time blew my mind. It really is such a fascinating place, filled with a multitude of interesting people, from all walks of life.

Las Vegas ROCKS. Period. Plus I hugged a pillar inside the Sahara Casino, just to feel that little bit closer to Dean Martin, since they blew up the Sands Casino in '96. Bastards.

Never been to the south, but would love to. Wait, I went to Tenessee, isn't that the South? Or is it more Missisippi, New Orleans etc? I'd love to check out all those places, including New England too, in autumn time.


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...all we got is Cafe' Risque.


Hey, you can actually get a great breakfast there!  (Or so I've heard.... )

It's owned by the same guy that used to own Skeeter's ("Home of the Big Biscuit").

But I always worry about those poor girls that have to fry bacon topless....ouch!


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Speaking of stalking, where's Higgs?...... Higgs, no love for Dr.Jones anymore?????????????????? What gives?!!!!!!!! LOL  


Y'know, Mike is also a resident of Chicago, and he is so much more fun to stalk.  He's always leaving these little coloring books and other wonderfully fun things for his stalkers to play with.



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Have you been to Detroit? Mugged, car jacked, and arrested by the same person? LOL Yeah, probably so. You should stay right on the main streets there and then you won't have any trouble.

I live about 30 miles outside Detroit.

There are a lot of pretty neat things here in Michigan; right around the area.

We have the casinos (MGM Grand, and Greek Town are the best), horse racing, the infamous City Club, Fox Theater, State Theater, The Opera House, the free concerts downtown, Detroit Institute of Arts, Pharoah's Club.
Late summer we have The Ren Fest in Holly with jousting, Dead Bob, the tree man. There is also a bunch of festivals going on from spring through fall.
We also have Frankenmouth were it's Christmas all year round, and DTE aka Pine Knob (concerts).
We have plenty of lakes if you want to go swimming or boating. The Detroit Zoo...
And Detroit has one of the best art colleges in the country, The College For Creative Studies.

Michigan is also beautiful in the fall. People come from all around to see our autumn in bloom.
You just have to know where to go, and be aware of things around you.


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Y'know, Mike is also a resident of Chicago, and he is so much more fun to stalk.  He's always leaving these little coloring books and other wonderfully fun things for his stalkers to play with.




And I can buy booze too.



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Hey, you can actually get a great breakfast there!  (Or so I've heard.... )


I've heard the same thing about that place  

If you feel like something real good and family friendly though, get off the same exit as Cafe' R. go east about 1/2 mi, go south on 441 1/2 mi and in the se corner of that intersection is Blue Highway. Odd place that serves gourmet pizza and sandwiches.

If you go there and see a mean looking woman in breeches and tall boots, don't be afraid to say hi, cos it's probably me. I just look mean, but I'm quite friendly.

PS. When football season starts up again I'll send you a Seminole joke my husband came up with some years ago. It's a good one!
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Guy,
Have you been to Detroit? Mugged, car jacked, and arrested by the same person? LOL Yeah, probably so. You should stay right on the main streets there and then you won't have any trouble.

I live about 30 miles outside Detroit.

There are a lot of pretty neat things here in Michigan; right around the area.

We have the casinos (MGM Grand, and Greek Town are the best), horse racing, the infamous City Club, Fox Theater, State Theater, The Opera House, the free concerts downtown, Detroit Institute of Arts, Pharoah's Club.
Late summer we have The Ren Fest in Holly with jousting, Dead Bob, the tree man. There is also a bunch of festivals going on from spring through fall.
We also have Frankenmouth were it's Christmas all year round, and DTE aka Pine Knob (concerts).
We have plenty of lakes if you want to go swimming or boating. The Detroit Zoo...
And Detroit has one of the best art colleges in the country, The College For Creative Studies.

Michigan is also beautiful in the fall. People come from all around to see our autumn in bloom.
You just have to know where to go, and be aware of things around you.


Yeah I've been to Detroit twice, Cindy.  Once for my 18th birthday en route to Windsor, CAN and this past year for the Super Bowl.  Both times the city just was just bad.  For the Super Bowl I remember I was at my hotel and there were like 4 fights outside and inside of it within an hour.

Michigan though is an awesome state.  I agree with you there.  I had a track meet in Ann Arbor and that place is pretty cool.  Very fun town.  I didn't get to go anywhere else in the MI though, but it sounds like a trip.  

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Well, first of all, Detroit has our lovely Cindy there  , Second of all, I'm up for trying anything/visiting anywhere once... Thirdly, it was featured in one line of the Goonies...... albeit about having "the highest murder rate in the capital, but it's also where Motown started" too. So in some sense it's a movie related location that shall be visited someday, lol!!  

I think every city, country etc... has it's good and bad points/people. You just have to be careful where-ever you go. I've never been to New Jersey, but seeing as I've got tons of places in America left to visit yet, not that I ever could see everything, I might just be in your neck of the woods one day.

San Franciso is a fantastic city. I didn't have a great experience the first time there, but the second time blew my mind. It really is such a fascinating place, filled with a multitude of interesting people, from all walks of life.

Las Vegas ROCKS. Period. Plus I hugged a pillar inside the Sahara Casino, just to feel that little bit closer to Dean Martin, since they blew up the Sands Casino in '96. Bastards.

Never been to the south, but would love to. Wait, I went to Tenessee, isn't that the South? Or is it more Missisippi, New Orleans etc? I'd love to check out all those places, including New England too, in autumn time.





Haha that's fair.  Cindy is an awesome girl, no hate is going her way.  

That's a good question regarding Tennessee being the "south".  The generic south according to Americans is like a backwards L.  Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, possibly Virginia.  Then you got the East Coast which is Maryland, New Jersey, New York, and maybe Conncecticut but many consider Conn a New England state.  New England is basically all the NE states.  Then the Midwest is Illinois, Indiana, Arkansas, Kentucky (great state by the way), Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma.  Moutain States are basically Colorado and Utah.  Then the Southwest is Arizona and New Mexico.  And The West Coast is Cali.  And Northwest is Washington, and Oregon.  

If I forgot a state they basically don't have a section.  Like Pennsylvania and North Dakota.  Blah.  The only thing that pisses me off about this country is they refer to people that live in the states of Hawaii and Alaska as Hawaiians and Alaskans.  I mean I guess it could have some ethinic background to it, but they are Americans!  Some people here consider them foreign places!  

I'm sorry, I had to go to my sister's elementary school today and the teach asked them to name a country in North America and about five kids said Alaska and Hawaii.  AHHHHH!      

Haha but back to conversation at hand.  I consider Tennessee a southern state but some that live there might not.  Oh well they are south of me so that's all that matters.  

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Four fights? Wow! The cops did a thourough sweep of the area before hand. They wanted the city to look good to everyone who was coming there from out of town.
They even found places for the homeless to be for that week.
I love Ann Arbor.


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Four fights? Wow! The cops did a thourough sweep of the area before hand. They wanted the city to look good to everyone who was coming there from out of town.
They even found places for the homeless to be for that week.
I love Ann Arbor.


Yeah one was great though because a Penthouse Pet punched this dude that kept trying to hit on her.  It was great.  She punched the hell out him.  

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Anyone seen scary movie four?  One of the good jokes was on detroit.  It is spoofing "War of the worlds", thje part where the plane crashes and the media ppl show tom cruise whats going on.  Anyway, in scary movie, she says this: "Look, this is detroit!"  And its a mess with burning buildings and people screaming, then she says: "and this is detroit after the alien attacks"  and its the same thing with a tripod in it.


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Anybody remember Kentucky Fried Movie?

"Take him to Detroit"

"No!  I'll tell you anything!  Please, not Detroit!"


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Yeah, Detroit can be a scary place. It's a tough place. A place where there have been a lot of hard knocks, but you can have a good time there if you don't flash cash or jewelery.
My oldest daughter worked at the art college as a model, and she never had any problems.


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Well,
The show we went to see will air this Thursday. Just look for the pretty girls sitting on the steps by the back wall, then look directly behind them and you'll see me. LOL
I'm wearing a tan-colored top, I have long brown hair, and I wear glasses.
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I will, but what channel and what time will it be on?


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The show we went to see will air this Thursday. Just look for the pretty girls sitting on the steps by the back wall, then look directly behind them and you'll see me. LOL
I'm wearing a tan-colored top, I have long brown hair, and I wear glasses.
Cindy  


Did you get any beads?


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I think the new shows come on at 9 a.m., but there is another Jerry show at noon, so I'm not sure. My daughter seems to think it will be the one at 9 though.

I didn't get any beads, but my daughter did. They had her dance with "The Rooster" on the pole.   My neice was sitting next to me on the steps, and she flashed for the camera, too.  

It was an insane hour.

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You can see the clip of the day on Jerryspringer.com. Just click on the clip of the day, then click on Thursday. This is the show we went to. It's about a deaf stripper and her boyfriend. He left her for his half-sister.

My youngest daughter made a comment about the half-sister looking like
a generic Corpse Bride. LOL


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It was goulishly cute, not real good.


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Did anyone watch this show today? It was insane!


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The phone started ringing during the show. People we haven't talked to in a while were saying"Oh my *** I didn't know you were going to be on TV". They were just sitting there watching TV, and shocked to see us and what happened.
It was fun. I think we'll do it again one day.


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Hey, yeah, I totally saw this episode!  Felt bad for that deaf stripper

Your expression toward the end was priceless hahaha


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I wish I could have seen that episode, just to catch a glimpse of our lovely Cindy  

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Greg,
So you saw it? LOL I wish I would have came up with something to say right then, I was kind of shocked with the whole thing.

Andy,
It will probably be on another day, too. They show a lot of re-runs. I wish you could have been there with us.

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I wish I could have been there too! One day... afterall, "I'm Andy.. I travel great distances".. as Wes's brilliant script "In Don We Trust" goes, lol!

I know there's that Maury Povich one floating around out there... I'm in the audience with my ex-boyfriend. It's too funny. We both look like we're wearing the same jumper. How the heck did we not notice that little fact that morning is beyond me.... Doh. We look like matching nerds I tell ya!

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