What!? Not Zack!? How could you do this to me?... oh well. Congrats any ways.

~Zack~

Sounds like a good name to me. Congratulations, Mike.

Now that all the mushy, mature and sincere comments are out of the way....

Hey, the baby's cute.  I guess ugliness skips a generation in your family.

Hey, the kid looks normal.  You must have an attractive milkman in your neighborhood.

The doctor thought it would be a girl?  Couldn't tell from the sonogram?  I guess small penises don't skip a generation in your family.


Thank you.  I'll be here all the week.



Phil

Quoted from Shelton His name is Patrick Michael.

Awww!! I love it! it's so Yiddish!

(a joke again   )

Quoted from dogglebe The doctor thought it would be a girl?  Couldn't tell from the sonogram?  I guess small penises don't skip a generation in your family.

*snicker*snicker*

Nice one dogglebe, I'd join in too but my mother taught me that if I couldn't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all.

Thats why I didn't post anything on The Burnout.

sheepwalker

Hey Maikee! My congratulations to you and your wife. Long life filled of joy and health to your baby, my friend.
cheers
Helio

Quoted from Soap Hands *snicker*snicker* Nice one dogglebe, I'd join in too but my mother taught me that if I couldn't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all. Thats why I didn't post anything on The Burnout. sheepwalker

You really shouldn't say any penis jokes when you live on Sheep Island.


Phil

Congradulation man, there's another Shelton in the world and he's a cute baby. Patrick Michael is actually a really good name... Michael especially...

Quoted from Shelton Thanks for the congrats and well wishes, everybody. And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for.... His name is Patrick Michael.

Joy to Patrick Michael Shelton!  Great name.  Much better than simply slapping a Jr. or a III or a IV on the end of your own name.  

Don Boose III

Quoted from dogglebe Now that all the mushy, mature and sincere comments are out of the way....

Just before the baby was born, and we still thought it was a girl, I said a prayer that the baby would be healthy, happy, and grow up to look like this beautiful woman...




...but when it turned out to be a boy, I ditched the last one.  No man should have to suffer through life looking like that.

Oh Mike,

You and Phil are too much!  

Anyway, I would have loved to see your wife's face when she found out she had a son instead of a daughter. Was she happy? Shocked? Think she had someone elses baby?

My daughter wanted a girl so bad after having two boys. When I made it to the hospital my daughter had already had the baby. The first thing out of my mouth when I entered the room was, "Is it still a girl?"

The nurse laughed at me...

Your son is beautiful Mike, and I think you picked a nice name.

Cindy

Hey Mike,
Don't know about the name, lol.
Initials would be PMS.
I hope this doesn't reflect on his personality.    also considering it was suppose to be a girl ( tagged for life)

All jokes aside - Wonderful choice of name.

This thread is sooo exciting, I just had to post again.  One of the best places to take little ones is to the library.  Sorry Patrick, I don't want to try and make you want to grow up too fast, but just wait 'till your first trip there:  And sometimes you can have pajama nights, and the parents bring goodies... and they even make forts!

Congratulations again on a beautiful healthy boy!

Sandra

Mike, Patrick’s adorable! Congratulations!


Breanne

My God he's simply adorable Mike, congratulations bud!  Shocking Twist indeed, but shocking in the greatest way possible, haha, congratulations again Mike, I wish you and your wife the best of luck with your wonderful baby boy!