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Death Monkey
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 4:00am Report to Moderator
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Unless they're lesbians and are sleeping with each other, which - when you think about - is even hotter!



Unless they're lesbians who eat each other's shit out of a cup and posts it online.



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sniper
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 4:32am Report to Moderator
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Unless they're lesbians who eat each other's shit out of a cup and posts it online.

Goddamn, man, you just ruined a perfectly good fantasy here.



Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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bert
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Bert,

can you please explain bad mutations of dividing cells to me?

I seem to have trouble understanding it.



Haha -- girl, you can't play a playah!!

Nor would you need to...

P.S.  Any more references to the delightful "cup girls" will be deleted on prinicple alone  


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CindyLKeller
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They weren't delightful.
That was the nastiest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Like the one guy said, "They should be shot."


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ONLY OSCAR KNOWS - 99 page Horror
A SONG IN MY HEART - 94 page Drama
HALLOWEEN GAMES - 105 page Drama
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Death Monkey
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You guys have a shitty sense of humor.

What? Too soon?


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dogglebe
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 8:14am Report to Moderator
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It's not that.  We're just anal.

What?  Too soon?
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sniper
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 9:19am Report to Moderator
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Suck it up, guys!



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Shelton
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Suck it up, guys!


That's a horrible picture.

The turtleneck is just awful.


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Scar Tissue Films
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 12:27pm Report to Moderator
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Take some Depo-Provera.

Believe me, it will save you a lot of unnecessary trouble in the long run.




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dogglebe
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Quoted from Shelton


That's a horrible picture.

The turtleneck is just awful.


And Victorian collars are soooooo last year!



Phil

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CindyLKeller
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Its hard to talk to her, it really is.

No classes together, and I really don't feel like walking over to her during lunch and start talking to her.


Getting back on the original subject...

You stated that her friend asked you if you liked her, and you said no.

Why don't you talk to her friend. Ask her if "the girl of your dreams" has a boyfriend.
If she says yes, you can always walk away. If you tell her that you like her and the girl already has a boyfriend, you might get a punch in the nose.

If she says no, tell her you like her, but you are really shy.

Cindy


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ONLY OSCAR KNOWS - 99 page Horror
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tomson
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 9:03pm Report to Moderator
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Guy,

Long time no see!

I should have known you'd be the one to know the real deal...

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dogglebe
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 9:38pm Report to Moderator
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I reread this thread and found this to be your real problem.


Quoted from Toran
and I really don't feel like walking over to her during lunch and start talking to her.


If you don't feel like making the effort, then why are we making the effort of helping you?



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Shelton
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If you want to get her attention, go with the "turd"leneck.

Hahaha..."turd"leneck.  I can't make this stuff up.  

Oh...wait...


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dogglebe
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Enough jokes, Mike.  Let's cut the crap and try--oops.  Now you got me doing it.



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