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Hi all, thought it might be an idea to put up bit of an introduction. I signed up to this site over a year ago, but I thought (at the suggestion of a good friend of mine) I might start getting involved again. I'm interested in getting my writing skills up to scratch, and I thought this could be a great place to start.
Not much of an introduction, I guess. But at least you know who I am when I start randomly appearing all over the forums.
Tommorrow I'll be gone. I don't know when I'll be back. But in this world everything can change just like that.
You've made the right move by coming back here if your looking to sharpen your writing prowess. I hope you can get as much out of the site as I have in the past 2 years.
@rendevous: Yes, another Aussie...! Don't worry we are a friendly bunch
@stevie: I'm good, Stevie Thanks for asking. I'm actually from Tassie. I'm staying up in Brisbane for a few weeks for work, though. Whereabouts are you based?
@me: I guess I will soon find out how strange you all are I hope you don't scare me off, though.
@Ledbetter: Hi Shawn, I'm working on some stuff at the moment, so hopefully I'll get it up to scratch soon and put it up for some words of criticism
@colkurtz8: I hope so, too. The friend who suggested me to the site seems to have gotten a lot of out, not only in terms of writing, but you also seem to have a great, friendly community here as well
Tommorrow I'll be gone. I don't know when I'll be back. But in this world everything can change just like that.
Ah yes. Me been. You fellas are alright. Tassie? You don't live in a cave like Tp do you? How many toes have you got? Are you shure? Ihave eleven. Oops no. Nine. Nope. It's twelve now. I really musta cut down on da Jamieson. Barstard!
As you can tell me strange. I get stranger too. I'm having a row with a rude holidaying sock puppet at the moment. He called me a primate. I do remember a shaved chimp running things a while ago but I am slightly higher up the evolutionary chain. As I can I actually string a coherant sentence together. And I won't get fooled again. Arse!
Biscuits. Where are my biscuits? Oh shite I ate em. Which is what I shall be doing to sock puppet's scripts shortly.
Fair warning.
God it's hot. Pass the suncream Sasha. Thankyou darling.
Oh good, he's gone. It was almost as if he was talking to himself...
And now I'm talking to myself.
*Turns to rendevous* Ok let's get this sorted. Yes I live in Tassie, however I don't live in a cave like my good friend Tp. I actually created my own wooden shelter, as I have more skill than he does with a hammer and various other mechanical tools. As for the whole toes thing, with all the mud that is around, it's been quite some time since I've actually seen them. So I'd really only be taking a guess.
And yes, you do seem strange. But I like strange. It's the only thing that keeps me from going insane. So keep it up.
Anyway, carry on.
Tommorrow I'll be gone. I don't know when I'll be back. But in this world everything can change just like that.
Oh good, he's gone. It was almost as if he was talking to himself...
And now I'm talking to myself.
*Turns to rendevous* Ok let's get this sorted. Yes I live in Tassie, however I don't live in a cave like my good friend Tp. I actually created my own wooden shelter, as I have more skill than he does with a hammer and various other mechanical tools. As for the whole toes thing, with all the mud that is around, it's been quite some time since I've actually seen them. So I'd really only be taking a guess.
And yes, you do seem strange. But I like strange. It's the only thing that keeps me from going insane. So keep it up.
Anyway, carry on.
Ahum. I'm always watching. I'm worse when I'm pist. You may get da truth.
Cheeky wee fecking pup for a newbie. I'll be watching you.
Handy with hammers? So am I. I can build a ship in mere days. Can ya cave boy?
Now then. I jest. Or do. He's gone. And he's back. It ain't narrow. Or slack.
You are now on my shitelist with puppet prick. The list grows.
Aah, so you're a mate of Tommys? I ring the lad up every now and then to dribble shit. I live on the Gold Coast but I'm a proud ex-Victorian who follows the Sainters.
@Rende(z)vous: I'm sorry, but I just have no idea what you're talking about. Who is this "puppet prick" you speak of? You can build a ship in mere days? Several thousand days I would guess.
Yes, I am cheeky. Watch me all you like. I like being watched. In fact, I enjoy it so much, I often watch myself.
@Stevie: Certainly am! Yes, he told me about your frequent phone calls. I won't go into too much detail, suffice it to say that his description of said conversations were basically the same as yours (i.e. dribbling sh*t). I like the Gold Coast. I think I might prefer Brisbane more. Because Brisbane. Is. Where. It's. At.
Out.
Tommorrow I'll be gone. I don't know when I'll be back. But in this world everything can change just like that.