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I'm 21 and a lover of horror and action and anything with guns and gore! Only when trying to write a screenplay, that is. I write novels about family drama and all those tame things, so this is where I want to let loose. I just saw Machete last week(spoiler ahead!) and when a chick pulled a cell phone out of her vagina, I fell in love with film just a little more. Sick. This is what I want to do with the rest of my life, so If I'm lucky enough to ever get any reads on anything I post(my first screenplay I'm trying to finish) then I love blunt criticism and have a thick skin! Anyone who is offended by violence, cussing, and nudity will probably want to steer clear of me
Wow. Sorry this is so long and rambling. Can't wait to read and learn. I'm a real greenie when it comes to screenplay writing, so any comments I can offer will be based on character/plot radiradirah...If anyone's looking for a reader in these areas, or anything really, then just let me know.
Happy writing! Oh, and I'm a kiwi.
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Murphy
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 6:00am
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By the way, on a slightly more serious note than my response to your Zombotard review. Welcome to SS, it is nice to see you jumping straight in by reading peoples scripts, that is the one sure fire way to earn you loads of respect around here. There are some good reads here.
Violence and nudity are most welcome, by most. Cellphones in vaginas are okay I guess, as long as they are cleaned before use, I imagine they might be capable of spreading disease otherwise. Have not yet seen Machete but assume it was not an iPhone? I have enough trouble with fingerprints on my touchscreen.
Since I'm Australian and you're a Kiwi, obviously we can never be anything but bitter enemies.
But as far as enemies go, you could do worse.
Have fun here!
I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue bloods with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers," who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
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