Hey there,

I'm 21 and a lover of horror and action and anything with guns and gore! Only when trying to write a screenplay, that is. I write novels about family drama and all those tame things, so this is where I want to let loose.
I just saw Machete last week(spoiler ahead!) and when a chick pulled a cell phone out of her vagina, I fell in love with film just a little more. Sick. This is what I want to do with the rest of my life, so If I'm lucky enough to ever get any reads on anything I post(my first screenplay I'm trying to finish) then I love blunt criticism and have a thick skin! Anyone who is offended by violence, cussing, and nudity will probably want to steer clear of me

Wow. Sorry this is so long and rambling. Can't wait to read and learn. I'm a real greenie when it comes to screenplay writing, so any comments I can offer will be based on character/plot radiradirah...If anyone's looking for a reader in these areas, or anything really, then just let me know.

Happy writing! Oh, and I'm a kiwi.

By the way, on a slightly more serious note than my response to your Zombotard review. Welcome to SS, it is nice to see you jumping straight in by reading peoples scripts, that is the one sure fire way to earn you loads of respect around here. There are some good reads here.

Violence and nudity are most welcome, by most. Cellphones in vaginas are okay I guess, as long as they are cleaned before use, I imagine they might be capable of spreading disease otherwise.  Have not yet seen Machete but assume it was not an iPhone? I have enough trouble with fingerprints on my touchscreen.

Anyway, welcome. I look forward to your work.

Welcome to Simplyscripts.

Now I have to see Machete.


Phil

Welcome aboard! This forum needs more girls. We're getting tired of Pia.  

And Cindy.  And Sandra.  And Shelton.  And Breanne.  And Shelton....


Phil

Happy writing! Oh, and I'm a kiwi.

A small hairy fruit...

Plenty of those around here for sure...

You will fit right in...Like that phone ...

Welcome.

Shawn.....><

Been wanting to see Machete for sometime. Guess I have to wait til next month. Cell phone in the vagina, huh? Hello cervical cancer!

Seriously though, guns and gore enthusiasts are more than welcome. Happy writing, yourself.

Hey guys, thanks for the welcome!

I'll post something one of these days, when I can stop being a wuss and revising the same para a hundred times...

Welcome aboard!

Since I'm Australian and you're a Kiwi, obviously we can never be anything but bitter enemies.

But as far as enemies go, you could do worse.  

Have fun here!

Quoted from dogglebe And Cindy.  And Sandra.  And Shelton.  And Breanne.  And Shelton.... Phil

Get back to me when your pee pee touches your underwear.

You've been told not to look at my pee pee before, Mike.  Consider this a final warning.


Phil

Quoted from dogglebe You've been told not to look at my pee pee before, Mike.  Consider this a final warning. Phil

You wouldn't know I was looking if I didn't have to squint.

Going blind from masturbating?

You keep this up, I'll have Pia's albino hippo attack you.


Phil

Quoted from dogglebe Going blind from masturbating? You keep this up, I'll have Pia's albino hippo attack you. Phil

Either masturbating or marveling at your slightly  larger than average clitoris.  Not sure which yet.

dude, you're weirding me out now.  don't scare away the goregirl.


Phil

WOW...

Phones in Viginas, masturbating and elongated clitoris's...

Someone call Ron Jeramy...

We fainally have a script here that can sell...

Shawn.....><

Quoted from dogglebe dude, you're weirding me out now.  don't scare away the goregirl. Phil

I highly doubt I'm scaring away the chick who digs cell phones in vaginas.   Just concede and bow out like a gentleman.

But you dig cell phones in your vagina...


Phil

You two need to get a room...

Quoted from Ledbetter You two need to get a room...

Can't.  Mike has a very jealous husband.


Phil

Quoted from dogglebe But you dig cell phones in your vagina... Phil

I do, and I call my vagina Phil.

I feel like I am in a Ziggy Stardust video...

Quoted from Shelton I do, and I call my vagina Phil.

Do you call your cellphone though?

Quoted from Murphy Do you call your cellphone though?

Sometimes, but I always get a busy signal.

Quoted from Shelton Sometimes, but I always get a busy signal.

You don't leave it on vibrate?

Quoted from Murphy You don't leave it on vibrate?

You don't get the concept of calling a phone from the same phone?

Quoted from Shelton You don't get the concept of calling a phone from the same phone?

Ahhh, just assumed you might borrow someone elses.

It's amazing what people can do with all this modern technology, I remember all Mrs Murphy used to have was a pager and a fax machine. She used to find walking difficult, but an upside was whenever she went to the loo she always had paper.

WTF, Pia?


Phil

it's from a daily newspaper....

Brilliant!

It looks like a snapshot from a FRANK ZAPPA video...

Lucky remote...

Ha!

Shawn.....><

I'm reasonably sure that kind of activity would void the warranty.

Quoted from Grandma Bear it's from a daily newspaper....

Ha, really? Can I get a subscription...

Fax machines, enemies, remotes - what an interesting bunch we have here!
Note to self: probably shouldn't mention cellphones and vaginas in the same sentence of an intro...even if joking. Sorta.

Hi Goregal,
I'm late to the party, but welcome! You definitely seem like you have a unique voice that would certainly be welcome here. Don't be shy on posting your own work, most readers here will give you really helpful feedback and advice that will only help you get better.
Nate

Welcome goregal... always nice to have new blood.


Ghost

Oh hi, new girl.

Too late for you to turn back now...so hello and welcome.

Welcome!

Quoted from goregal Hey guys, thanks for the welcome! I'll post something one of these days, when I can stop being a wuss and revising the same para a hundred times...

That might be good and that might be bad.

If you're rewriting to polish then it's good, but if it's going to get broken down and generally torn apart and edited out later, then maybe it's not such a good idea.

Maybe just put something up that you feel is a good shot and then see from there.

Sandra

Thanks everyone

Quoted Text but if it's going to get broken down and generally torn apart and edited out later, then maybe it's not such a good idea.

Quoted Text Don't be shy on posting your own work, most readers here will give you really helpful feedback and advice that will only help you get better.

Thanks. Probably a good idea, but It's more me wanting even this first attempt (which will highly likely be shredded to bits) to at least be not a total disaster! How would I know this, anyway...
Ok. Less procrastinating – more writing.
Off I go