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Where 'Blue' isn't a monkey but actually a giant mutant man-eating cricket, and the hospital is locked down for quarantine.
and of course...
Okay the latter was a made for TV flick back in the '70s but still, whatcha want with Connie Selleca's Sea Witch and a giant snapping turtle?! Yeah, I'd remake that.
I don't know if it qualifies in this category, but I always thought The Warriors was an awesome example of campy action. I mean, there's actually a gang of mimes here. You gotta love it.
Actually my 2 very favoritest, most greatest, most awesomely horrible movies ever put to film...and I saw them both at the theater...and they're nearly impossible to find an any format are...
I could be here all day, but off the top of my head:
The Bronx Warriors Frankenhooker Brain Damage Street Trash Slime City Killer Klowns from outer Space Wild Zero Bad Taste Zombi 3 Zombi 4 Zombie Holocaust The Refrigerator
The Warriors was mentioned! One of my all time faves. 'Low' budget and costume design aside, there's more to that movie than cheese. It's a shit load better than '300' which is based on the same source material.
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." - Blazing Saddles - Jim AKA The Waco Kid 1 completed, 2 more under construction:
Evil Dead is the best cheesy movie ever made. A true masterpiece.
Deep Blue Sea would be my favorite cheesy "bad" movie. Completely idiotic. Did they really think they could get away with a tiger shark that looks exactly the same as a mako, only with stripes? Well... they did. I just can't for the life of me hate that movie. True, there isn't a single good shark movie out there that's not Jaws but by default, Deep Blue Sea is the second best and probably the only one that wasn't absolutely horrible.
Freaked is a pretty damn cheesy movie that Alex Winter got produced because of his fame from Bill & Ted. It features an uncredited appearance by Keanu Reeves as a dog man...or man dog...whatever.
It's really stupid, but I can't help but laugh at a lot of it; especially the parts with Randy Quaid.