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There seems to be a LOT o f “Lurkers” on Simply Scripts tonight.
What I mean by “Lurkers” are people who are watching behind the scenes but not quite sure as to whether or not they should chime in.
If you are someone who is a member here and have never posted, I want to warmly invite you to do so tonight.
This is your thread to say hello, I’m new here without having to start one yourself.
If you watch what’s going on and wish to say hello to Simply Scripts, then please make your presence known by saying hello here.
So many times, we forget that people who have never posted, but are members are watching.
I want to be the first to welcome you and ask that you take a moment to introduce yourself and say hello.
Welcome to SIMPLY SCRIPTS.
Shawn…..><
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Dreamscale
Posted: September 3rd, 2012, 9:11am
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Hello. I am very shy. My name is Rosco. I am from live in a double wide outside Knoxville. I very am happy to say hi to all yous people here on this fine old site.
Oh hot dang...yous didn't scare old Rosco off. I've seen a hankerin of alot more scary shit in my years, sons.
Now, some of you all's writin' be a tad scary, though.
I's wants to learn this writin' stuff, so you bes my teacher now, you hears me?
Welcome again Rosco...
If you really want to get a sense of the fantastic writing around here, read...
FART TO WHITE
It's a high mountain thriller involving a maniac who causes murder and mayhem by causing avalanches on unsuspecting skiers but amplifying his farts through a bull horn.
it's an "instant classic” and a "must read" exclaims Playboy magazine.
My name is Alex and I am from Perth, Australia, the number of Australians on this site a few and far between though that Steve you mentioned lives only a stone throw away from me. (Small World).
Good of you showing up on this thread though I have seen your name in some of my comments before and thankyou for that.
Stay active and post.
Bye for now
PS Dena we are not bored !!!! We just like to type. Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type. Hee Hee SORRY
I reckon I have heard stories about that Aussie Stevie's short jean shorts that boy used to wear when he traveled to America. Now don't be going and getting me wrong here. I ain't be into no short short wearing man from Australia, but I done did hear that he be 1 of the finest wroters or writers this here lil old site ever did come across.
I thank y'all for the festivous invite to your site and I be sure to post my first script I did write over the weekend And I will be on the look out for that giant fart script Ledbetter recommended - I actually just farted and my lil baby cousin, Emily Lynn Sue said it smelled something akin to a rotting peach.
My script is called...well now, ya'll just have to sit real tight-like and wait for it to show up, now, won't ya?
If you really want to get a sense of the fantastic writing around here, read...
FART TO WHITE
It's a high mountain thriller involving a maniac who causes murder and mayhem by causing avalanches on unsuspecting skiers but amplifying his farts through a bull horn.
it's an "instant classic” and a "must read" exclaims Playboy magazine.
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