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Roger Dodger
Posted: July 14th, 2005, 8:32am Report to Moderator
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Quoted from greg
Halloween Resurrection: Michael Myers can die only so many times.  The acting sucked, the writing sucked, the cinematography sucked, the plot sucked, the gore sucked, the visuals sucked, the actors sucked, the beginning sucked, the ending sucked, the actor selection sucked.  The only good thing was when the girl took her top off for 3 seconds.


I echo every sentiment here... I've never come so close to walking out of the cinema... The expositional dialgoue between the two hospital orderlies was so inept it was laughable.


If you fancy something to read...

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Andy Petrou
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HULK - This must be the reason why I don't go and see comic adaptated films nowadays. This just was so painful to watch. I waited to see if it got better, but nope. I thought the direction was awful too. I pray to God there isn't a sequel. Well, I wouldn't see it anyways. This was a total insult to the TV series. Man, Lou Ferigno must have been ticked off!
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George Willson
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House Party 3 - The movie was terrible, however, it was the most memorable film I've ever watched due to watching it in a cheap theatre on a military base to a sold out crowd of 1,000+ people and being only 1 of 6 white guys in the audience. Movie sucked. Ambience was priceless.



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Club Dread-I didn't find anything funny about this movie. The jokes have been done to death in this. STUPID.
Swimfan-Predictable and mimics THE CRUSH, CUPID, and of course FATAL ATTRACTION.
Under Siege 2-Are you kidding me!? WTF!!!

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Quoted from George Willson
House Party 3 - The movie was terrible, however, it was the most memorable film I've ever watched due to watching it in a cheap theatre on a military base to a sold out crowd of 1,000+ people and being only 1 of 6 white guys in the audience. Movie sucked. Ambience was priceless.


OMG! LOL! Wow! I can't believe it sold out, but then considering where it was shown then I guess I can! Sheesh! I bet the ambience was priceless!!! I bet you never thought House Party 3 would ever be your most memorable film ever!
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Andy Petrou
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I'm pretty sure I started this thread originally entitled " 2 hours of your life wasted watching..." and then the reply would be the name of the movie.

How come it's now only labelled "the core" review?? That film is only in answer to the question I posed! Can anyone here help me out please?!

I just don't see this as being a movie review thread at all!

Thanks
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George Willson
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I know on some boards you can revise the name of the post on the first post, so you might be able to change it yourself. Don could definitely change it and do whatever you need to do with it...or at least he should be able to.

And I'll contribute another crappy movie...
Ghosthouse - just another bad horror movie whose only point is to hack up people in non-creative ways. We have a girl and her doll who are ghosts or something that isn't fully explained. We have a couple who hear themselves being killed on their radio, so like all good idiots who hear bad premonitions, they work to fulfill them. Like all good idiots, they trespass into this old house with other random people who show up for no reason. Hack and slash, they die. I think I missed something....what was it now...oh yes, a plot!

A modification...good job on fixing the thread name. It looks like the board moderator changed it on the 18th, which explains why the 17th was the last reply on it until today. You might want to modify your first post to indicate that this isn't a core review but a commentary on bad movies.



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Oh man, I saw about ten minutes of The Royal Tanenbaums on TV.  I wanted so badly to watch the rest but I had to leave.  It's SO GOOD!  Hey Andy, since you don't like it, if I give you my mailing address, could you give me your copy of the DVD?
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Quoted from Chris_MacGuffin
Yeah, I know. I did the same the with "Bruce Almighty" and was dumb enough to pay money to see "The Forgotten".


Like all of Jim Carrey's movies, BRUCE ALMIGHTY kicks ass!  It's a charming fantasy, and I love the part where the moon gets bigger.  Hey, since you don't like it, if I give you my mailing address, can you pass me your copy of the DVD?

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Newest Star Wars. It wasn't just a bad movie, it was an insult. Oh sure, the action sequences were visual enough, but the plot writing was so horrible that I didn't think it was possible to write that badly and get away with it. Lucas had a good story and he ruined it. The development of Anakin never reached me and it just seemed that things were happening at random and suddenly he's in this black suit with James Earl Something's voice.

It insulted me as a writer. The reason I stayed trough the end was that I wasn't alone and I would've had to wait for more than an hour for the others to come out.


I love STAR WARS 3 so much that I've seen it eight times so far

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I like the Star Wars series in general. If you take the movies as a whole unit and see how they flow from that angle, I throughly enjoy it all. Then again, I'm a total sucker for sequels and this is probably no exception...


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Yes, I agree.  The prequels had to build up to the originals or else the story wouldn't climax properly, so only those who truly understand storytelling can truly appreciate how spectacular of an achievement the six star wars movies are.
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Howard The Duck Considered by many to be the worst movie of all time. I thought it was entertaining to say the least. I love laughing at it's cheesiness. Boy, this was one dumb movie. But I liked it!? Go figure.

Look at my avatar. That's the Big Dark Overlord of the Universe monster thing.

It was dumb fun. There we go, Perfect.


Scarefest 2 presents: Home Malone - Short/Horror http://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?m-1220187087/
Spoiled - OWC Horror/Milk Exercise

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George Willson
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The prequels of Star Wars are like the first half of a really freaking long movie. It would be like judging Lord of the Rings watching only the first third (3 discs for the extended editions). Many people complain about the movies and what Lucas did to them, but it's his baby. If he's happy with it, then let him be happy with it.


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Alan_Holman
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I'm happy with it.  

As for HOWARD THE DUCK, the first time I saw it in the movie theater, I was very young, and I was crying so loud when the snake came out of the guy's mouth ... I was crying so loud at that part that my entire family left the theater at that part.  But after that, I've seen it many more times, and I really appreciate how detailed that movie is.  
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