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Posted: April 21st, 2009, 7:03am Report to Moderator
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Blackball. An absolutely diabolical movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337879/


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Day of the Dead remake. That was more hilarious than anything I've seen recently. There's this one scene where a zombie runs along a ceiling, but they speed it up and it just looks horrible. Terrible movie, worth watching only for the unintentional laughs.


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Alone in the Dark

House of the Dead

Anything by Uwe Boll
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Max Payne was the most recent boring film I've seen.

I still remember a review from my t.v. mag rated Murder At Devil's Glen 5/5.  Most boring piece of crap I've ever seen.


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Oh yeah, and 100,000,000 BC. Coincidently was released around the time of 10,000 BC and it had a really cool picture of a T-Rex on the front so I was suckered into buying it...and then found out that the dinosaurs were at best, cardboard cut outs with very bad cg over it. I ended up fats forwarding it to the end. Moral of the story: don't get suckered in by the poster art.


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Saw Lost In Translation last week for the second time. The first time was four years ago and I thought the people I saw it with ruined it for me. Apparently not. It's amazing how a film that tries to pass as sweet and innocent could be so blatantly mean-spirited.


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Thinking about it, I'm going to throw in the movie 300.


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Oh yeah, and 100,000,000 BC. Coincidently was released around the time of 10,000 BC ...


Haha -- sounds like you got suckered in by The Asylum -- who shamlessly produce very similar-sounding films to hit films -- then picked up by suckers at the video store.

I have no idea how they get away with such classics as:

The Day the Earth Stopped
Snakes on a Train
Transmorphers
The Da Vinci Treasure

And the list goes on.  Sounds like you learned your lesson, but be on the lookout for these clowns.


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Thinking about it, I'm going to throw in the movie 300.


Phil


I will also throw in his next movie The Spirit. Has moments but ultimately is a waste of time.


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
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Thinking about it, I'm going to throw in the movie 300.


Finally, I hear someone say this, too.

All style, and absolutely no substance.

Green Street 2 has a justifiable claim to worst movie ever. It's a drama about English Football fans, but it's somehow based in an LA setting - which is supposed to be London. Truly, truly awful. So awful it almost makes me angry.

Andrew


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Jarhead - something about nothing.


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Haha -- sounds like you got suckered in by The Asylum -- who shamlessly produce very similar-sounding films to hit films -- then picked up by suckers at the video store.

I have no idea how they get away with such classics as:

The Day the Earth Stopped
Snakes on a Train
Transmorphers
The Da Vinci Treasure

And the list goes on.  Sounds like you learned your lesson, but be on the lookout for these clowns.


There's also this gem, which is my contribution to the topic.

I knew it wasn't going to be good, but I at least expected a movie about car racing to have footage of cars going faster than 30 miles an hour.  Is that so wrong?  Look for footage on the internet if you want a good laugh, or check it out if you have an unlimited rental package, cause this is just downright terrible.



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Religulous and Expelled.

A horrible double-header.
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Martin Scorcese's "The Age of Innocence" (1993)


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Haha -- sounds like you got suckered in by The Asylum -- who shamlessly produce very similar-sounding films to hit films -- then picked up by suckers at the video store.


Yeah, I did notice some other titles in the past like that. One was called 28 Months Later, which I looked online and was actually called Last Rites, they had just changed the title to cash in on the fact 28 weeks later was out. I saw another one called I Am Omega which was meant to rip off I Am Legend. But it was clever that they used the Omega Man in it too.


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