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One of the many plus's of working at a video store is that I get to rent movies before they are released. Tonight, I grabbed a low budget film called Carver.
The story is simple and not too original. 5 friends that our out camping are stalked and captured by a derranged mad man. They are then brutally tortured and killed. However, this is the best torture porn film out there. Period. You see everything! A guy gets his balls smashed with a pair of pliers, and you see it all! This movie pulls no punches. It never tries to be something it isn't.
For a low budget movie, the acting and the directing are terrific! However, the lighting is another story. It's terrible. The sound is a bit iffy as well.
Overall, this is one bloody fun movie. I highly recommend it for any horror fan. It comes out next tuesday.
you should definetly check it out Mike. I think it'll surprise you.
That'd be an interesting change of pace. It takes a lot to surprise/shock me anymore. Actually, if it were about GW Carver going around and killing people with peanuts, that would probably do the trick.
Zack, I'm shocked! Literally shocked! First of all, this film is called "Karver". Secondly, it's terrible! One of the worst low budget horror films I've seen, and I've seen a shitload of them!
FX were horrific. Acting downright terrible. Plot...awful. Story...pathetic!
Maybe you're referring to another movie, actually spelled "Carver", but I don't think so.
We are talking about a movie centered around a party at an old pumpkin patch/farm, right?
Wow, if this is the one you're talking about, I disagree with you 100%, and would give this movie a score of 1 out of 10 at best.
I've been known to enjoy the genre. Hostel and Hostel 2 are two of my favorite flicks of all time, believe it or not! But then again, I hated Turistas and Captivity, cause they were just weak/lame clone wannabes.
I did end up renting this not long after I made the comments above. It wasn't very good, and the pliers part looked like somebody crushed a partially shaved coconut.
That's some funny shit there, Stevie! Tommy would definitely do well as the naked dead and horny camper victim. Does he even have any balls? LOL!!!!!!!
I'm seriously laughing my ass off over here. Nice one, Stevie!!!
Hey Jeff, good to hear you man. Another slang name over here in Oz, for balls is 'wheels'. Last year, a football player told how another player grabbed his wheels in a tackle! so me and the lads adopted it. classic!
BTW..I tried to read your My Sweet Lord of the Rings...couldn't get to far into it, so I didn't post. One thing it di do, though, was get me singing "My Sweet Lord" over and over in my head. What a great tune! Also, I really think your title is sweet, but the humor was kind of lost on me.
Cheers buddy. Yeah, in retrospect, my LOTR parody got me sidetracked. I needed to get it out of the way though. Have been back into my football in the future script. I skipped ahead some scenes and am writing a couple of pages a day. still having probs with my action scenes but i'll get there. later man.