Okay thanks "friends", Stevie and Jeff. Next time you guys get in another bar fight, I'm walking the other way ... To get my camera to film it!

I can't act well at all, so those roles wouldn't fit me. Except for "naked dead girl" might be okay, as I would just lie there sleeping, wondering how long they it would take the director to figure out I'm actually a dude.

Anyway back to the OP, I like films based on true stories. Some are boring, as they follow the true story so closely, or it's just a boring story to begin with. I won't be watching this one though.

Sorry T! Stevie made me do it!

But I do think you could play the other role quite well, couldn't you?

Jeff, Tommy is from Tasmania, a part of Australia much maligned by the mainland folk. A popular joke is that Tassie people are inbred and have a second head removed at birth. But some get through the sorting process.

Our mate tommy could actually play BOTH these parts at once...

Oh the other role was made for me mate. The only downside for me is I would have to get my hand out of my pants for five minutes while they filmed the scene. Or maybe the hands down the pants would fit the character? Yep, as I said, made for me

mybe you could combine the two parts and be a horny dead girl.

Yeah, as I told Tommy awhile back...a great Tas flick...Dying Breed.  About inbred cannibals in Tas.

Maybe he could play both roles after all?

...and all the hillbilly roles in Sniper's 'Deliverance'. It would be cheaper to film in Tassie too.

Yeah, Tommy could play dual roles in Rob's Deliverence flick!  Just put some wigs on him, and he could easily play Serena and Betty.  If they miniturized him, he could even play the baby in Laura's arms.  Put a big belly on him and age him a bit, and he'd be great for Leigh also.

Tommy, we're looking out for ya, mate!  You're acting career may have just begun!!!!

I leave you two alone for 3 minutes, and this is what happens. Go to your rooms, both of you. And Jeff, leave that vodka bottle here!!!

Unbelievable...

I just watched Carver last night on a movie channel, and I've got to say it was absolutely horrible!  Horrible in literally every single way possible!  Zack, I honestly don't know what you were thinking when you recommended this movie and raved about how good it was.

Talk about low budget crap, this is it.  Really, not a single redeeming factor on display here.  Production was pure garbage.  Lighting was God awful.  Sound and soundtrack were just terrible.  Story was for the most part non existant.  Acting was shit.  FX were decent, but far from good, and most of the gore was OS.

SPOILERS     SPOILERS     SPOILERS     SPOILERS     SPOILERS

Not that I really need to write SPOILERS, cause 4 minutes after the credits have stopped rolling, there aren't any surprises or twists, other than the complete ineptitude of this total crock.

Every single plot point was ludicrous.  Every single character action and reaction was ludicrous.  Nothing made any sense whatsoever.  There is no story here at all.  There is no reason to make or see this movie at all.

PURE AND COMPLETE RUBBISH!!!!!