OH...


MY...


GOD!!!

As a fan of so bad they're good movies, I've seen more than my share of crap, but this steaming heap may just rise to the surface, and come in somewhere in the worst 10 movies of all time - and, sorry to say, not in the so bad it's good way, but so bad, it's fucking terrible way.

I mean, this is just downright shocking how bad this is in every way imaginable.  I watched wide eyed in disbelief, waiting for something to happen...waiting for some thread of a story, some semblance of film making.  No go, however.  No how, no way.

The film "stars" Lindsay Pulsipher of True Blood.  She wears a blood mask most of the film and it's comical how it completely changes from shot to shot, scene to scene.

My favorite character has to be the guy dressed up in a full body suit (the entire movie) of green fur with big white frog-like eyes.  The fact that one of the eyes seems to be in need of re-gluing, makes it even more ridiculous.  This character comes and goes throughout the movie, but has one really great scene, in which he or it masturbates inside his suit while pressed up against a motel window, watching our heroine sit and stand inside.  Pure classic.

Oh yeah, BTW, somehow, this thing played at Sundance earlier a few months ago, and word has it that more than half the audience got up and left the screening.

I dare each and every one of you to attempt sitting through this in its entirety.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2137031936/tt1686327

That tells it all.

There it is!  Nice photo!

My God! What the hell is going on in that photo? What is that green thing supposed to be? That's one of the worst costumes I've ever seen!

I have to see this.

come on that is one of the funnest photos i have ever seen

i could have sworn that was at a kids party my daughter went to recently - she loved it.

Quoted from Reef Dreamer come on that is one of the funnest photos i have ever seen i could have sworn that was at a kids party my daughter went to recently - she loved it.

Reminded me of a cheap slimer costume.

In all honesty, I have no idea what that thing was supposed to be.  It's not like it's an evil monster or anything. It hangs out with the unnamed lead Protag throughout the movie - even rides in the back of a pickup truck with her.

There's another weirdo who pisses for like 3 minutes straight, about 5 different colors, then falls down face first in his own piss, apparently dead.  After awhile, he gets back up, and says, "I'm alright now...too much breakfast, maybe."

Many call this a Lynchian horror thriller.  All I know is that it's definitely a horror to watch and it will make you feel horrible.

I couldn't get a handle on it...

And the aural sneak attacks got on my nerves real fast.
I felt like the film was daring me to put up with its crap.

Tuned out on this one about 20 minutes in.

E.D.

"Women In Cages"

that is all.

Quoted from Penoyer79 "Women In Cages" that is all.

And...

The Big Bird Cage - AWESOME!!!!

Damn. Why don't we get these solid gold hits on Netflix Canada?

Oh well.

Quoted from Dreamscale And... The Big Bird Cage - AWESOME!!!!

Do you mean Big Bird...like, from Sesame Street? If so, this movie is getting better! Like, I have to see this just because...well it's gonna be a laugh.

No, Big Bird Cage is classic 70's Filipino exploitation awesomeness with Pam Grier and Sid Haig.

Once you see these lost gems, you get a real understanding of Mr. QT and what he's all about.

im gonna watch Birdcage tonight... #bonertime

Quoted from Roadrage Dude http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2137031936/tt1686327

Sweet!  Gumby is so underrated.  It's about time he makes a comeback.