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With "Sh?t Bickies", the third installment in the much maligned (but cult) trilogy, slated for a 25th of December release.
Apparently, it reaches new depths of tastelessness The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) could only tickle.
Lol!
Old buddy Jeff is currently filming his own version of the Human Centipede. He plays a fan who attaches the Rams O Line mouth to south then himself on the end ( the end zone if you like).
He had hoped to get the Cards WR corps in there but they had other commitments with sheep.
To 'top and tail' the series, the final instalment in this colonic epic will have Jeff attaching his mouth to his own arse.
Sounds like commitment to the art of film but I'll still stick with the xbox thank you very much
Been awhile since I ranked them. More or less my top ten.
1. Tombstone - A more bad ass western I've yet seen made. Me and my brothers compared ourselves to the Earps constantly growing up. Still do. My younger brother is a cop after all, and we do live in AZ.
2. Top Gun - My childhood more or less revolved around this film.
3. Trainspotting - Used to love this as a teen. Watched it with the wife a few years ago after having not seen it in, jeez 10 years. It was not as funny as I remembered it while younger. Very depressing.
4. Clerks - The banter in this is so strong. Great dialogue that makes me chuckle every time I see it.
5. Pulp Fiction - What young kid from the 90's didn't love or quote this film to death? Unfortunately Tarantino's film has lead many an aspiring screenwriter astray I've noticed into believing foul language, violence, and witty dialogue can carry a movie by itself.
6. Dr. Strangelove - Like Clerks, the dialogue and constant sly jokes in here get me every time. And they're both black and white so there's that.
7. Vertigo - The first film I ever "studied to learn about what all the choices and subtle nuance a director puts into movies are for. Once I start watching this it's hard to stop until the very end.
8. Unforgiven - No explanation needed.
9. Saving Private Ryan - I remember seeing this in Hawaii the weekend it came out, fresh out of high school, a history dork, (I'm a history teacher now) the day after I visited Pearl Harbor. I was in full blown WW2 nostalgia mode if that's a thing and it was overwhelming. I used to be a projectionist and when this film was re-released I would turn up the volume just to have the sound of it's battle scenes echo through the booth.
10. Transformers - The Movie (80s cartoon version) It makes me smile.
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