NEW DIRTY BASTARD

Bitch, I’m the New DB
Got a scent about me
Body odour and a hint of kush
Make the bitches blush
Hold the door, rub on their tush
A messiah who’s burning bush
Speak spliff
Converse with serpents
Understand my enemy
Practice alchemy
A lost art
That makes me smart
Saw the two of you
Stretching in the park section
Semi-erection
Twenty-four-seven
Always prepared
Never not wearing protection
Told them
Vote for me next election
Said they support Trump
Stupid
Forest Gump
Their new favourite hobby
Sex with me
Expend our energy
Even when we arrive early
I love pussy
Shaved or hairy
Every bitch I see
Wish we could marry