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Murphy
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 1:26am
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Supposedly this was a collaboration by real Hollywood screenwriters that was deemed unsuitable by their respective agencies to do anything with. My guess is that it was probably written as a joke to begin with. Whatever, it is bloody funny....
*It is very adult humour - you have been warned!
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steven8
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 1:48am
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Tommyp
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 2:57am
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This has motivated me to write...
Thanks for the link
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steven8
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 5:44am
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Just finished, and I'm tellin' ya, if Tom Cruise doesn't get in bed with this project, he's crazy! It'll make that Valkyrie project look totally lame!!
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Shelton
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 8:44am
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A script that's unfilmable and critique proof? Brilliant!
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Murphy
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 9:08am
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I have got to say that honestly it is one of the best scripts I have read in a long while, and not just because it made me laugh out loud, lots. I really love the writing, once you get passed all the "what the fuck?"'s it actually is a really well written script, very tidy indeed.
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escapist
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 9:19am
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I agree, it was really well written. But it makes me why these guys took the time to write it. If they've already got top-notch representation, you have to assume that they'd know it doesn't have much chance (if any) of being made, and they probably don't need more writing samples.
I have nothing that you can read.
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Shelton
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 9:41am
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Probably just on a lark, really. Could be just a few friends getting together and screwing around, could have been something done during the writer's strike as a goof.
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SteveUK
Posted: March 31st, 2009, 12:30pm
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Holy crap! That is one of the funniest things I've read for a long, long time.
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Shelton
Posted: April 3rd, 2009, 10:31pm
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I saw this movie a few months ago. Sean William Scott is the lead actor. I think Randy Quaid was in it too. It was pretty funny. Some guy from work got a copy of it (don't ask me how).
Not the same thing. Gary the Tennis Coach is totally different.
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JakeJarmel
Posted: April 3rd, 2009, 10:37pm
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yeah, I just started reading it. I didn't realize it was Balls out Gary the tennis coach.
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