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dogglebe
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 8:33pm Report to Moderator
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Phil lies in his bathtub, weeping...
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Dreamscale
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 8:36pm Report to Moderator
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CUT TO Stevie's kitchen, as he opens a cupboard, revealing 36 SS coffee mugs.

Stevie turns to the camera and grins.

FADE OUT:

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DarrenJamesSeeley
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 8:43pm Report to Moderator
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It is not a crappy coffee mug! 'Tis only a crappy coffee mug if you put crap in it!   (Or Dr. Oz's Apple Juice.)

Actually what the mug should have is all the reads/reviews of the OWC in blurbs like

" I loved it!"
" I hated it!"
"You did a good job"
" You forgot to FADE IN!" (Note: I can actually "see" that on a coffee mug)


Note: if I come in second, I would ask for shot glasses instead.


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Quoted from Dreamscale
CUT TO Stevie's kitchen, as he opens a cupboard, revealing 36 SS coffee mugs.

Stevie turns to the camera and grins.

FADE OUT:



Lol!

Coincidentally, the name of my footy teams fan forum is SaintSational!!




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Dreamscale
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 8:47pm Report to Moderator
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Darren, you're not going to come in 2nd, so don't worry about it...  

Just kidding!  Couldn't resist.
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Ledbetter
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 9:39pm Report to Moderator
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When did everybody start "third personing" themselves?

Shawn already found a printer in China to pump these ba$tards out.

Add it to the stimulus package.

Shawn.....><
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Don
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 11:13pm Report to Moderator
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So, what are you writing?

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You will all have to wait until tomorrow for a proper response to what has to be the funniest thread, ever.  

This may be the next new logo for SimplyScripts





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Pia, thank you, because really, one coat of wax on the ten year old mini-van just doesn't bring out the the shine.

More proper response tomorrow.

Don





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mcornetto
Posted: September 15th, 2011, 11:19pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Don

Pia, thank you, because really, one coat of wax on the ten year old mini-van just doesn't bring out the the shine.


Yeah, Pia, give Don's mini-van a real good wax.

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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 16th, 2011, 1:26am Report to Moderator
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I know what's really in the coffee mug:

Mike Shelton's Pimp Juice!!! It's all just conspiracy to throw us off track.

Sandra



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CindyLKeller
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I have one of those coffee cups, too. Don sent it to me.  

It's not crappy by any means. I love it and drink my morning coffee out of it everyday.


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wonkavite
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Quoted from DarrenJamesSeeley
It is not a crappy coffee mug! 'Tis only a crappy coffee mug if you put crap in it!   (Or Dr. Oz's Apple Juice.)

Actually what the mug should have is all the reads/reviews of the OWC in blurbs like

" I loved it!"
" I hated it!"
"You did a good job"
" You forgot to FADE IN!" (Note: I can actually "see" that on a coffee mug)




Or: Screw the story, characterization or visual descriptions - there are too many damned orphans!

That aside, everyone can have the mug.  But I'm laying claim to the charming gentleman holding it....
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Dreamscale
Posted: September 16th, 2011, 8:45am Report to Moderator
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Or...

The story is boring, the characterization sucks, the visuals are non existent, but great job on cutting down on the orphans.  I didn't see too many of the little fellas running around this time.
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wonkavite
Posted: September 16th, 2011, 12:01pm Report to Moderator
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I'm drowning them in the coffee mug, personally.
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Dreamscale
Posted: September 16th, 2011, 12:05pm Report to Moderator
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I just rounded up a horde of the little buggers in the last script I read.  I'm shipping them all off to Iraq, so they can waste all the space they want to over there, where no one will care.

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