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On 12/3 I posted an updated version of "Cock Man 2 - Die Hard-on Die " that you originally submitted in October. Is this a different version? Did I miss an updated version? If so, could I trouble you to resubmit. My apologies for the oversight.
Yep, that's some right old offensive stuff on the page. Rude, surreal and offensive, and I liked most of it. The lesbians ain't gonna fly in the current political climate, not that they really should, I think that was possibly the most offensive bit.
The technical stuff all seemed pretty on the money, and I can't deny the creativity. Basically it kept reminding me of Balls Out, by the Robotard 3000 (this one here, not the crappy looking teen movie - http://www.therobotard8000.com/BALLS%20OUT_WEB.pdf). The lads who wrote Balls Out nailed the formatting, and produced a work of offensive greatness, but they had a better crafted story line than Cock Man.
So then. A bit up and down, I see there's a sequel so I shall venture onwards and explore.
I can't even begin to tell you how much I laughed my damn ass off reading these, the descriptions alone had me in tears. But good luck getting it filmed! lol
It's not satirizing anything. And even if we accept the premise of a large-membered superhero, it's not logical that said member could have healing powers.
So it's double entendre and dick jokes for the sake of it, with offensive descriptions like carpet munchers, lesbos and ugly.
And the note to self line was the only one I chuckled at.
Sorry, not for me, but if people are laughing at it and talking about it, more (dick) power to you I guess...