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Battle Frogs: Operation Desert Skullf*ck by Dave Hitler - Comedy, Farce - Lance and Dwayne are two ordinary karate champions, but their world is turned upsidedown when Bin Laden kidnaps the president and their girlfriend and turns Lance and Dwayne into awesome frogs. Can the Battle Frogs beat up Al Queada, save their girlfriend, and stop Bin Laden from unleashing his evil plan(s)? 60 pages (caution - strong language) - html, format
I took a look at this because of the title. It sounds like something Balt would come up with.
I couldn't get past the karate tournament. It was so ridiculous that I believe the writer knows absolutely nothing about martial arts or MA competitions.
I too was unable to finish reading this vulgar piece of tripe. The sex scene with the girlfriend reads like a penthouse forum letter from a teenager trying to sound sexually “experienced” when anyone can plainly see it’s just some teen talking about something he knows nothing about. Not only is it obvious that this writer hates females, it’s plainly obvious he doesn’t even know anything about females.
It’s like this was written by a kid who saw his first porn yesterday and started puberty the day before.
It’s also plainly transparent that this author is attempting to come off with the same vibe of Team America.
This vulgar, obnoxious timewaster doesn’t even have humor to redeem it in any way. A comedy has to be funny. Vulgar misogynistic and immature sex fantasies aren’t funny.
I too was unable to finish reading this vulgar piece of tripe. The sex scene with the girlfriend reads like a penthouse forum letter from a teenager trying to sound sexually “experienced” when anyone can plainly see it’s just some teen talking about something he knows nothing about. Not only is it obvious that this writer hates females, it’s plainly obvious he doesn’t even know anything about females.
Maybe it's a sequel to The Cabin.
Does anybody know if this guy posts here at all?
Phil
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I Apologize for hijacking Phil's post, but I didn't want to bump this thread up. Locking it. I think that "Dave" has probably gotten as much out of the discussion as he is going to.