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I don't really know what to say this. Was this written to some specific course requirement or school assignment? It plays out like a cheesy 1960s safe sex message delivered to school children. Other than that or some religious message Im not entirely sure I see the point?
Yea I want to be fair when I write reviews, so I'll say that this is pretty bad. The dialogue isnt even right for a spoof, and there is no puncuation. Michelle Obama being in it doesn't make it any funnier. This is almost offensive, and I write offensive jokes all the time.
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This was pretty awful, Corey. At first, I thought you were trying to be campy. Then I realized it was just awful.
This script might have meant something if Michele Obama spoke against pre-marital sex (maybe she has; I don't know), but it just seems like something that you wrote on the school bus on the way home from school one afternoon. Typos and bad grammar only support this.
Typo in the title "martial" should be "marital" I think.
Blank title page.
No FADE IN, no ages for cast, no descriptions, typo's all over...and I still went ahead and read it! Shite!
Anyway, I have a problem with writing about kids. Have to stay on this side of the line. I thought this one transgressed and I was left feeling disturbed, a little unclean.
That's just my humble opinion. Others may disagree.
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Well, I hate to jump on the bandwagon - but I have to admit this was pretty bad. Same thing others have commented on...lack of punctuation, typos and cheesy dialogue. I *actually* think that the Michelle Obama part could have worked (or maybe use Sarah Palin instead)...but only if written with a little more thought put into it, and snappy writing.
It was suppose to be a joke were Michelle Obama speaks out against premarital sex by endorsing masturbation. I wrote it in 5 mins , and just wanted to see what people thought.
It was suppose to be a joke were Michelle Obama speaks out against premarital sex by endorsing masturbation. I wrote it in 5 mins , and just wanted to see what people thought.
My man. ignore these ameuters, this was bloody brilliant. I kept on chuckling and chuckling until i burst into a fit of laughter. Another reason to despise this community, a great script being slagged on. Short and sweet. Well done
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