Well the other picture section is getting big again so i'll start another.


ME









MY GIRLFRIEND

Here are a few I do not think I posted yet on these boards, but I did not feel like going through the old picture board to check:







The first has a great (though long) story behind it, the second is the same night pre-awesomeness, and the third is my most authentic photo yet.

Inspired by SyCo's wonderful little South Park style character, I created one of my own. Here you are, the closest you shall ever get to the real me.



Now image me almost six feet tall, antisocial, and with an Irish accent and you've got Freak.

Here's a couple random pics of me. Enjoy  ;D

My exotic bush pose:

I found this Picture of R.E.Freak!


Hes hiding behind the tree.

Quoted from Heretic Say, I guess you look a bit like Jack Black, eh.

Why does everyone keep telling me that?  I really dont see it.

Quoted from Higgonaitor I found this Picture of R.E.Freak! Hes hiding behind the tree.

That's not me. Who said that was me?  ;D

Shoot, and here I thought I had something.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=32054581&imageID=252062396&Mytoken=127AC8AA-4B93-4DB7-88EFA3DCD2DB28C9106861718

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=32054581&imageID=252065422&Mytoken=DA41B63B-00B5-4993-B5432240ADB3B2F02101141062

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=32054581&imageID=252054312&Mytoken=FCCD06FB-768E-48DF-BD9A15FF3706D29A107139265

I can't get these to show up when I post for some reason. I can only link to them... that bugs me to death! How do you do it man! How do you do it... "shakes head and walks away"

Anyways... The top one is of me in England... taken by Andy.
The next one is just of me at home... nothing happening there.
The last one is of me in England again in brighton...

For anyone wanting to know who the asshole is that always gives out them bad reviews and runs his mouth and some times too much ;)  

You should try adding [img]url of image [/img] that should work

Quoted from Balt Anyways... The top one is of me in England... taken by Andy. The next one is just of me at home... nothing happening there. The last one is of me in England again in brighton...

Yep, took that one of you at Leeds Castle in the first picture and at Brighton "very cold" beach in the third!LOL!

Here is a more recent one of me -



There are a few more pics of me in my portfolio online, which is in my sig below.

Andy xxx

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=4871187&friendName=Doctor+Jones---Greg&Mytoken=12DF6273-113F-1098-7CE0D4503CB649F3990940

Here you go...my Myspace...pictures of me and my beautiful birds :)

Who else has some nifty pictures?

when I play pool, i get hardxcore, which is similar to being hardcore, but more "x-treme,"  which is similar to being extreme, but to the max.

Alright, I refuse to believe that you see no resemblance whatsoever between yourself and Jack Black.

how does this:


remind you of this:


I dont get it.  I really truly see almost no resemblence.

I'm not so sure I do either. JACK BLACK is a big fat ass with no talent... at-least Hig writes.

C'mon now:

I feel like your proving my point for me.  The only similarity is that we are both holding a stick of some kind, and thats situational.

I really dont see it.

I can see where he's getting the resemblence.  They kinda look like each other.  That's all I have to say about that.

It's the eyes.

Also because Jack is 30 and higgonaitor looks 16 at the most... keep eating and your hair and possibly you would look like him though at that time he'll be a washed up hack (Que Balt with the smart ass remark about him already being washed up and I saved him a post ha-ha sorry Balt)

Here is a picture of me.



It's the only recent one I have because I don't like having my picture taken (which is why I'm not looking at the camera!)

Ian
:)

That's me or at least one version of me, I went old school B&W because I think it makes me look more... human.

Chris,

Good to see you NOT fishing around for stuff or carrying a sword.

Don



Yes, I'm a small, small, petty man... ;)

Quoted from Don Good to see you NOT fishing around for stuff or carrying a sword.

It's a rare thing, I'll admit.  Though I recommend no-one combine the two.

...Hey!  There I am with a fro!

That was in grade..ten I think?  That was the set of a samurai film that I wrote and directed (though did not act in).  

The other...the bridge!  That bridge is where I spent every day of my grade eleven summer, and a lot of my grade twelve summer.  That's my friend Dylan.  Not really a film guy, but he does enjoy some good fishing.

I also have a great shot of Jordan with blood coming out of his mouth.   Beautiful country side there.  For a bit I thought I'd move up there, but then I was reminded that where there is snow, there is cold.  

Don

I can't help but wonder if you've got my old picture floating around somewhere.

Yes, I once posted a picture long, long ago that was seen by very few. BWAHAHAHAHA!

I saw it.  And it is forever etched into my memory... FOREVER!

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Now imagine me with short brown hair, and spanish. ANd there you go...youve got me.

         
         
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you forgot to put a smile on...there much better.
;D

Quoted from AmericanSyCo I saw it.  And it is forever etched into my memory... FOREVER!

It will haunt you until the very day you die.

Hey, i'm really new here. How do you do the [url][url] thing?

You need to upload your image somewhere, like Image Shack. I find it's pretty easy to use, as you can just copy the full link and code and paste it in.

Otherwise, you write it as follows:

[img]whatever the url is[/img]

Getting ready for Halloween. I'm giving out bullets this year.

Thats my cat...dont piss him off.

Quoted from -Ben- Thats my cat...dont piss him off.

Hey cat! *poke poke poke*

He's giving us the finger. That is so damn cool!

This is me! My head looks kinda weird on this pictuere though...  :-/

It wasnt really my cat. i found it on a website somehwere.

Sadly I've seen that picture years ago or that would have been the funniest thing ever.

Yeah i know it used to be the desktop for our computer...till we found out it was a bitmap and took up a few...megabytes.

This is me getting ready to go workout. My hair, normally, never looks like this... trust me.



This is of me in England when I went to see, Andy... She took the pic "makes me look better than I really am... BELIEVE ME" I do like this pic, though. One of my favorites. The fountain and stuff makes it come to life.

Wow, Cary, your hair does look different since I saw you last. Way longer than normal!

Andy

Yeah, my hair's a bit longer now... I had it a lot longer "about down to my nose" and then clipped it off. I'm actually thinking about getting another haircut this week... I dunno. I hate hair decisions, but I'm glad I still got a choice in what I want to do with my hair. The day I go bald... :( It'll be a sad day for everyone.... cause I'm gonna be really... really... really upset dammit!

I kidd... maybe... I dunno... we'll see.

However, trust me, the hair actually looks good when it's fixed. I know it's hard to imagine with that pic... but I swear. It looks ok. Now I have posting regrets ;)

I think your shorter hair works better for you. The second pic is also one of my favourite pics too btw.

Nah, you won't go "balt" for years to come, Cary! ;D

Good thoughts~ ;)

You look like some famous person ha-ha I just can't think of his name.

Oh, no here we go again... Just don't compare me to Jack Black and we'll be okay ;)

Quoted from Balt Oh, no here we go again... Just don't compare me to Jack Black and we'll be okay ;)

hahahaha.

Sweet Christ balt!  I will never piss you off.  I have no doubt that you could thoroughly kick my ass all over the place.

I'd say you kinda look like Brad Miller from the Kings

I think you look like the guitar player in Finger Eleven or Kyle Howard (An actor) seriously though you look like a mature bearded version of those two guys ha-ha Plus yeah you could probably beat most of our asses as you just look like you're 6'8 and all muscle... I'm afraid just looking at those pythons.

I'd have to take steroids for eight years to look that muscular, that's a rough estimate I wasn't actually planning to do that as I fit a certain writer stereotype.

I'm a prety non violent guy. I beat and kick the hell out of a heavy bag about 3 hours a week now, opposed to 5 that I use to and I just recently got back into my workout routine... I don't think I'd be beatin' up anyone for awhile... If ever.

I'm a little smaller, actually, than I usually am from taking so much time off working out... So I hope to get myself up to 220/225 by christmas... Right now I'm about 213 to 215 without clothes on.

Name of the game is eat, eat, eat and eat some more and I've been doin' just that. We'll see if I can reach my goal. I've dropped down to as low as 190 before and got to as high as 230 before, so it's not too hard to maintain.

As for lookin' like anyone else... I dunno any of those people you listed :( I'd have to say I've been told I looked like the lead singer of Sugar Ray "without the tattoo's" more often than a few times, though.

P.S. I'm also not 6ft 8 LOL!  I'm about 6 ft 3 in on the average... Sometimes 6ft 2, without the shoe.

 

That's Kyle Howard, I mean he's probably a lot younger than you in this pic but you guys have this look. He's an actor and you probably could be.

I'm not sure why but you look a lot alike, not exactly but I just see something... from the very first time i seen you I was trying to think who you looked like.

of course you look like you'd hurt us and this guy looks like he'd kiss us... I don't know what that says about him.

Well, this is me.  Not the greatest picture, but you get the idea.

Here's one, especially for Mike...a "deer in the headlights" karaoke solo from what might have been the worst night of my life...



Presenting:  The Swingin' Sounds of Bert

Quoted from bert Presenting:  The Swingin' Sounds of Bert

You are hereby dubbed Bert Berlin........Superstar


That's Awesome

My wife and I at our wedding.

This is a pic I took yesterday of myself with my phone. Tried to post it last night, but then Angelfire refused to allow it. Here's round two via Geocities. We'll see.

Wow, great photos everyone!

Bert, Hig, Mike and George, thanks for sharing!

George + Bert -  you both look TOTALLY different to how I imagined you, WOW!!!!!

George, I thought you were older, with a beard, for some strange reason ,and just, I dunno, santa like! Sorry, I don't know how or why I got that image of you, cool pic though.

Bert - I thought you looked like your screensaver dammit, lol. ;D

Andy x

Here's me just before Christmas -



Bert and George did very well capturing my love of Goonies in their script..... My pride and joy is hanging on the wall to the left. Just another 4 more signatures to go...

Andy x

myspace.com/andrewfuckingromance

BAM!!!  I hate myspace yet I keep going back to it, but I finally figured out how to put pictures on this joint.

oh oh!!
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Our English budgie, Nicky!!!

Cool photo of you!

- "Who's a pretty boy then?" LOL! Cute bird.

Andy x

Thanks Andy!! I'm guessing English budgies originated from the UK...you ever seen any over there??

I was being silly here.



This one I was actually being serious for. I guess it turned out pretty good.


Sean

Brace face!! Goin' psycho in that first one.

Dude, Andy, you should post a picture of you smiling with your teeth.  You're just dying to show em in that picture!

Quoted from greg Brace face!! Goin' psycho in that first one.

Yeah the great thing is that I'm getting them off probably at the end of this month. Can't wait...

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If any you want to see more pictures of me (Oh and I know you will...just kidding. You don't have to) you can check out my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thedeadwalk2nite

Quoted from Andy Petrou George + Bert -  you both look TOTALLY different to how I imagined you, WOW!!!!! George, I thought you were older, with a beard, for some strange reason ,and just, I dunno, santa like! Sorry, I don't know how or why I got that image of you, cool pic though.

At least Bert looks somewhat respectable...  :P

As for me, my beard comes and goes. I had apparently shaved that day, but at the moment I'm rather haggard. I could probably look like the stereotypical writer who lives in an isolated cabin somewhere...I would be happy with that. the wife wouldn't, but oh well.

Quoted from Zombie Sean Yeah the great thing is that I'm getting them off probably at the end of this month. Can't wait...

Food will taste so much better after you get them off!

Quoted from greg Food will taste so much better after you get them off!

I certainly hope so! I can't wait to stop picking out food between my teeth and brackets, and finally use floss without that...floss helper thing.

But then there's the retainer, but at least you can take it out whenever you want. There are just some really strict rules for retainers though...

Greg (or the doc) I still dont get the whole jones soda thing but, whatever floats your boat I guess.

Andy, what signatures are you lacking?  Do you have gizmo's?  Gizmo was amazing.

Great pictures everyone! I didn’t even know this section was here for the longest.

First off, I’d like to say I’m glad I’m friends with Balt because he could squeeze my neck and pop off my head like a wine cork. But what a body! AHHHHH! Look at those arms. Mmm mmm mmm.

Andy, you are so beautiful, woman. I hate you. No, I don’t. Yes I do. No, I don’t. Yes, I do. No, I…..

George, I thought you looked like James Bond. Now I find you look more like Ted Kaczynski. Just kidding.

Bert, I didn’t realize you were using an avatar. -- ha…..ha….Just kidding. You seem like a lot of fun.

Mike, you actually look similar to what I envisioned. You do have a little Dino look to you.

Heretic - cute and very handsome in your fancy duds.

Well, I guess I can’t make a personal statement about everyone except one last one:

Greg - young man, you are just tooooooo cute. Ahh, to be young.

Quoted from greg Dude, Andy, you should post a picture of you smiling with your teeth.  You're just dying to show em in that picture!

You know she can't do that, Greg.  Her being British and all...


Phil

oh snap.

I suppose thats pay back for her posting your picture and all.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson George, I thought you looked like James Bond. Now I find you look more like Ted Kaczynski. Just kidding.

Just call me Theodore... Ok, note to self: no pics with the scruffy unshaven look.

I dunno, though. Not sure this is a good look for me ----> (picture of Ted, the unabomber in his duds)

Actually, the resemblance is kinda scary when I think about it.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson George, I thought you looked like James Bond. Now I find you look more like Ted Kaczynski. Just kidding.

I know - I thought George would look like his avatar. But he looks different.

It's cool to see who your talking (or you can say posting) to.

My avatar is of Daniel Craig, the next Bond. It's actually a scene from the movie, Layer Cake, but I thought it looked Bond-ish.

I thought that was Steve McQueen in your avatar hahaha

Quoted from dogglebe You know she can't do that, Greg.  Her being British and all...Phil

HA! Cheeky b*tch, Phil! Hig is right, he's never forgiven me for exposing his true identity. That e-slap sure does sting... but I liked it...;D

Quoted from The Fantastic Mr.Higgins Andy, what signatures are you lacking?  Do you have gizmo's?  Gizmo was amazing.

Who's Gizmo? Are we talking Gremlins here? If so, I totally don't get it!  :-/


Brea, thanks for the compliment, you're very kind. You are correct. Balt's arms could indeed pop off any persons head! They look just like that in real life too, but he's not as intimidating as that photo here  :o Do you have a pic of yourself we can see?

Andy xxx

PS - Come to think of it, I can totally imagine George as a James Bond too now!

Mike - I am in love with your avatar. Dean Martin is in my list of top 5 celeb crushes of all time, as I've shown in my blogsite below. Please don't ever change it  :K)

Quoted from Andy Petrou Brea,...Do you have a pic of yourself we can see?

I look like a gargoyle with a mop on its head.

No, I’ll try to post a picture here sometime soon. Hopefully it won’t scare everybody off.

Actually, I remembered I have this one on the net.



That would be me at my wedding. Of course, it's been 6 (almost 7) years since then, but I don't really look any different.

I thought I'd join in the picture fest.



This was taken a week before Christmas.

I figured you'd look like M. Night Shymalalamalaman!

Quoted from Andy Petrou Who's Gizmo? Are we talking Gremlins here? If so, I totally don't get it!  :-/

No, not gremlins.  Its been the longest time since Ive seen goonies...Im trying to remember his name, it's the Asian one that makes all the gadgets....is Gizmo even close?
Please dont cutlass me for being wrong.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You meant "Data". No worries, I won't kill you, as long as you watch The Goonies within 30 days of this post.

:K)

Quoted from greg I figured you'd look like M. Night Shymalalamalaman!

Haha, yeah.  Considering I'm a short white kid and no where near his ethnicity.  

I also think thats the longest I've ever seen someone spell Shyamalan. :)

Quoted from Jonathan Terry I also think thats the longest I've ever seen someone spell Shyamalan. :)

Ha! I didnt even notice he spelled it funny.

Andy, thanks for your mercy.  But you still ahvent answered the question as to which goonies you are lacking.

Ooooooops  :B Sorry, Hig!!

Okay, I just need:

Data's/Jonathan Ke Quan
Andy's/Kerri Lee Green
Stef's/Martha Plimpton  
Brand's/Josh Brolin

That means that I have:

Mikey's/Sean Astin
Mouth's/Corey Feldman
Chunk's/Jeff Cohen
Jake Fratelli's/Robert Davi
Francis Fratelli's/Joe Pantoliano
Mr Perkin's/Curt Hanson

I can't get Anne Ramey's/Mama Fratelli or Sloth/John Matuszak because they both died in real life, which is why they couldn't really be in my sequel script  :'(

Otherwise, I'm doing pretty good so far!! Really wishful thinking would be to get Richard Donner and Steven Spielberg's sigs. That would be awesome!!!

Now you have even more dirt on me to prove how crazy I am!!! ::)

Andy xxxx

Quoted from Jonathan Terry I also think thats the longest I've ever seen someone spell Shyamalan. :)

I like to say Shyamalammadingdong.

Data is my favorite by far.

Greetings from R.E. Freak. Taken in line at the Indiana Jones Ride in Disneyland on Christmas Eve.

I couldn't say why, but your pic reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson.

Funny you should mention that, I picked up a pair of Aviators the other day to replace those sunglasses.

The transformation is almost complete.

That picture made me want a pepsi product.

yeah, there's some hidden meaning behind that picture even though, Higg, you and I both know that Jones is better.  :)

Lol, jones is definetely better than pepsi, except for the turkey flavored soda, which is worse than all pepsi products except for mountain dew pitch black 2 which is there grape mountain dew, with menough sugar to make it sour.

Dr,Pepper rules all though, of course...

Here I'm! Don't be afraid, pals!
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Lol, Helio, it looks like you're in a burning building. Nice effect though. I wish I was able to that with my computer, but I can't. :(

Sean

Tequilas, my Sean! Lot of them!

Oh, and for the record, I am a Coke man all the way. The only reason I'm wearing that hat is because it's been going strong for so many years. I've been wearing it every day from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed, inside or out, rain or shine, for five years now. Lord knows what's growing underneath.

Dollar bills?

Quoted from Andy Petrou Mike - I am in love with your avatar. Dean Martin is in my list of top 5 celeb crushes of all time, as I've shown in my blogsite below. Please don't ever change it  :K)

I'll probably leave it up unless I find a better Dino pic, or one of me all tuxedo'ed out.

I suppose I could always scan one of my solo wedding pics.

Well....Now what Mike?

http://rome-ip.clearchannel.com/219/romeopage/south%20park%20romeo.jpg

I was searching over the internet and found this pic. that looks just like me!!! Pretty much exactly like me!

No lie either.

It is southpark though. But check it out.

Quoted from Heretic Andy, What were Corey Feldman and Joe Pantoliano like?  I get the impression that old Corey isn't doing so great these days...I didn't know what to think when I saw him in Toxic Avenger 4. Oh and for the record, I also didn't know what to think when I noticed that my browser was downloading a gif entitled "asianballs".

Hi hon,

Corey Feldman was really lovely in real life. I have the video of when I met him in 2003, when I gave him a copy of my script. It's on my website here if you want to check it out and you can see for yourself how he is -

http://www.redmorris.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gooniesneversaydie/video.html

- Just click on the moving rainbow ribbon icon and it will go to that video of him, Robert Davi and Sean Astin. There are other fan-made ones below that one if you're interested or bored.

Corey was very grounded, very polite , friendly and you could say appreciative of his fanbase. His wife was lovely too and pretty hot in real life. He had a lot of Lost Boys fans keen to meet him too. He blew me away in fact.

Joey Pantoliano was.............. an a**hole. Forgive me, but I did not like him. He was up his own backside, for reasons unbeknownst to me and he just came across like he was better than Goonies and didn't seem to embrace my love of it, unlike the way the other 3 actors did. In fact, he actually made me cry! :'( I will admit that. I was so disappointed that he was a real jerk, that I almost vowed to never meet another one of my favourite actors again, in case they didn't live up to my expectations. Plus he wouldn't let me film him. Grrr.

The other 3 couldn't have been nicer. Robert Davi (who was also in License to Kill) was my favourite, because he was just everything I hoped he would be and more. I actually look like an idiot in that video cos I cried when I met him! See, he got choked up after I gave him my script and after I told him how hard I worked on it to be able to give it to him in time. His reaction got me bawling like a big baby. How embarrassing eh?!

HOWEVER, when I interviewed Sean Astin in 2005 back inside the Goonies house where his character lived, he had clearly changed in the 2 years it had been since I met him. Lord of the Rings certainly went to his head. Pity.

Get this - when a journalist friend of mine asked him what he was thinking at that precise moment of being back at the house, for nostalgia etc,  he said this and I quote - " My mind is vast. I have many thoughts about many things" - yeah..... okaaaaaaaaay, Sean.

So all in all, Corey rocks and Joey sucks.

Sorry for the long-winded story!
Andy xxx

PS - The asian ball vid had me in stitches when I first saw it. I nicked it from my friend on the goonies forum, cos it's so darn addictive to watch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Greg, you will appreciate this.



Almost as disgusting as the stuffing flavor....

Are you drinking pumpkin pie soda with a picture of a dog dressed like what appears to be a rabbit on the label? What in the name of...

Quoted from R.E._Freak Are you drinking pumpkin pie soda with a picture of a dog dressed like what appears to be a rabbit on the label? What in the name of...

That's part of the novelty of Jones.

They put out these odd flavors around Thanksgiving like Turkey and Gravy, Stuffing, Pumpkin Pie, and I think two others (Cranberry & Brussel Sprouts?)  There was a set of one of each flavor at Target.

Plus people can send in random pics.  If the people at Jones like it, they'll put it on a label.

It's a soda company with a large cult following, and if I do say so myself, the creme soda and root beer are fantastic.



P.S. to Heretic

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

its a reigndeer dog, not a bunny. come on.

HAHAHAHAHA NICE!

That stuff's got nothing on the mashed potatos though!!!

AHHHHHHH The only one I actually tried (other than cranberry which was fine) was stuffing.  I feel like the queen from macbeth "all the something in arabia could not cleanse the blood from my hands!" or something like that.  I felt the same way except with nasty crap on my tongue.

Those flavors are incredibly strong aren't they?  They stick with you!  In my senior year I brought the potatos to school in my backpack, and after they were opened and passed around and then spit out, the stench stayed in the backpack!!  It was awful!!!  It took a few sprays of cologne to nutralize the smell.

hahaha good times.  I dare you to chug the turkey&gravy!

I smelled it and ugh, it smelled even worse than the stuffing.

Me...


Me and My Gf!


Me and my GF trading Spit


My sexy pose for my fans!  I was half asleep and bored, and it earned me brownie Pts. with the Gf.

Me and Darth. Ohh yeah.(5 months old)

Rocking out. (2 years old)

My ball pose. (3 months old)

My best friend. The only girl i will ever love.

Here's a pic of me with my hair dyed.  ;D

These pics have been on my myspace for some time.  I had forgotten that I had never put them up here:







All of these were taken by a wonderful girl.  The first is me emulating a load screen from "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," the second is me looking extra crazy, and the third is my smoking-is-so-cool pic (kids, don't smoke).  

Quoted from Chris_MacGuffin Here's a pic of me with my hair dyed.  ;D

LOL  You look like Bam Margera!

Tyler, I'd like you to meet Chloe.  She'll be haunting you in your sleep from now on ahahaha

Polly want an autopsy?

I bet all people will talk about your bird than me Doc!

Quoted from Helio I bet all people will talk about your bird than me Doc!

Now maybe it's just me, Helio, or maybe it's the shadows in your picture, but I think you look a heck of a lot like Roberto Benigni.

A bird took a crap on me yesterday, which is extremely odd for two reasons:
1.It is winter, I haven't seen like any birds since December.
2.I have only gotten pooped on by a bird twice before in my entire life, which I think is quite the achievment.

So here is my proposal:  All birds, including little chloe up there, should where a diaper.

How come cell phones take such clear pictures but when you e mail them to yourself they come out so dark? I've got no clue but here's a picture anyways.

It's the dark side of the force.

I want to join the dark side and the light side and form the grey side.

At least I finally got a picture that cuts off half my face in the darkness, everytime I tried with my digital it adds so much light the picture is well picture perfect.

That's a really cool pic Wesley. Props on that.

Well i won't be doing any of that anymore. I was recorded my bands CD and on the 8th song my vocal cord busted. I got rushed to the hospital and the doctor said if i don't want to loose my voice then stop screaming :-(
So i guess i gotta start singing again.

This is my favorite picture of me.

That pimp on the left is me. Elem. School.

About a year old but I haven't changed that much. Terrible picture I know but that is the only one you're going to get. I HATE having my photo taking so if it came down to either having my photo taking again or chopping one of my fingers off

Do I really need ten fingers (or eight and two thumbs) ?

Lovely to see you! Great pic  ;D

Andy x

Quoted Text Greetings from R.E. Freak. Taken in line at the Indiana Jones Ride in Disneyland on Christmas Eve.

Re Freak, you look like Bruce Campbell.

KInda.

I don't think my chin can compare to his God-like glory. It's as though Mount Rushmore was condensed into one piece of bone and attached to his face. As Chuck Norris is the God of roundhouse kicking, so to is Campbell the king of facial features.  ;D

I wish I had a decent picture to post here but unfortunately I don't nor do I have the technology to do so :-/.

I got my digital camera second hand from my older sister. Free, too.

Here's me:



I'm not stoned, I just look that way. And, yes, I have evil eyebrows mwahahaha.

Some people say I look like James Nesbitt. I don't.

You look kind of liek that guy off Four Wedding and A Furneral. The gay guy (no offense,  you don't look gay). I forget his name. Maybe all british people look like that.

That would be John Hannah. I get that all the time. "Hey you look like that gay bloke from Four Weddings!"

Quoted from Martin Here's me: I'm not stoned, I just look that way. And, yes, I have evil eyebrows mwahahaha.

Hello Martin. FINALLY!! Soooooooooo great to see what you look like after all this time. Wow, you look totally different to how I imagined you looked, but that's not a bad thing. You look great here. Whatever took you so long to post this eh?

Hey to Ben too!! Your hair looks fine! You remind me of a surfer for some strange reason...

Andy x

Damn! you have a dog called Scruffy?

I had a dog called Scruffy (God rest his soul)

Mine was a lot scruffier.

He looks like a Scruffy.

Quoted from Martin "Hey you look like that gay bloke from Four Weddings!"

Don't you wish they would just say "The funny guy from The Mummy", or "The cool guy from Sliding Doors"?

I've had people tell me I look like Topher Grace and Ryan Phillipe.

I have no idea what mind enhancing drugs they were on at the time.

Ok, back to back posts, but I found this to be pretty funny.  It's called 'Cyclops Lounge'

Jodie.  I wrote her into my script "The Lost Ghost."  Those are my glasses on her(back when I had them).  Yeah, she puts up with us pretty good :)

She looks nearly human!

Quoted from Martin Here's me: I'm not stoned, I just look that way.

Hey Martin,

This is like the first time you see a musician whose song you like. And you’re a handsome fella, too. :)

Breanne

Ben,

You’re just so adorable in that picture. You look like a wide eyed little angel.

I think it's time you met my other 2 budgies...


Chuck.  He just came out of a moult in that picture, so that's why his feathers are a little ruffled.


Kiwi.  Yeah, she eats just like me.   ;)

Now you are acquainted with all 4 of my budgies.  ahahaha

Quoted Text Ben, You’re just so adorable in that picture. You look like a wide eyed little angel.

If you'd met me then you wouldn't be saying thta...I was a loud mouthed smartass.

Here’s me in B&W.

Yes, this is the author of “Kill the Person Next to You” and “The Devil in D Minor.” Unbelievable, isn’t it? -- haha

I look more like somebody who would host a Tupperware party.

Ahhh!  Look at Martin.   Ahhhhhhh....Brea, too!

Both of you are every bit as charming as I had imagined, actually.

You look like a nicer version of a journalism teacher I once had, Breanne.  

Now I know what everyone looks like!  Martin looks like that funny dude from "The Mummy" and Breanne, you're as lovely as I thought you'd be!

See, now we all know who we're talking to on here.  I'm gonna celebrate by putting my parakeets to bed.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson I look more like somebody who would host a Tupperware party.

Don't knock it.  It's a fantastic way to get free shit. ;D


But, seriously, great picture.  You're not too far off from what I had envisioned.

Great pics, you guys. I'm not too surprised by your picture, Breanne. Most people who write the kind of stuff you do don't look like they would.

Quoted from Higgonaitor You look like a nicer version of a journalism teacher I once had, Breanne.

A lot of people tell me I look like a teacher. Hmm. That’s strange because I almost became one. An English teacher.

Quoted from greg Breanne, you're as lovely as I thought you'd be!

Oh, more! More! --haha. Ahh, that’s very sweet. You are so sweet.

Quoted from Shelton Don't knock it (a Tupperware party).  It's a fantastic way to get free s***.

Don’t I know it!

Yeah!

Here is definitively the right place where are the most pretty and handsome guys and gals in this business! Including Helio "Hound Dog" Cordeiro the blazing guy!

Oh, gush, Brea!

Quoted from Helio Yeah! Oh, gush, Brea! Helio "Hound Dog" Cordeiro

Down boy!

Brea, I thought you said you looked like a gargoyle with a mop on its head. I was expecting you to look like Stephen King.

You look lovely. Who would have thought such a twisted mind could lie within  ;)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is Inspector Underwear from the SimplyScripts Police Department.  Over the past few days, I have gone to great lengths to inspect these two pictures, and have reached the following conclusion.






They are not the same person.


That is all.

Love,

Inspector Underwear

Because I'm very down I'm asking who could introduce me this pretty white mug? Who?

Quoted from Shelton Over the past few days, I have gone to great lengths to inspect these two pictures, and have reached the following conclusion. They are not the same person.

Mike, what’s wrong with you? It’s plain to see that’s the same person in both photos. It’s obviously Chuck Norris.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson Mike, what�s wrong with you? It�s plain to see that�s the same person in both photos. It�s obviously Chuck Norris.

Breanne's right. Look closely and you'll see it's the same person.

Don't deny it or Chuck Norris will come to your house and roundhouse kick you straight to hell.

Chuck Norris doesn't knock. The door is afraid of him.

I couldn't find one of me recently [Well since I have started growing my hair] so I decided to show you guys this one:

That would be so cool if that was a recent picture.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson Mike, what’s wrong with you? It’s plain to see that’s the same person in both photos. It’s obviously Chuck Norris.

Well, maybe Chuck Norris can find this Inspector Underwear guy who has broken into my computer and posted fraudulent claims.

I've known all along of your evil double indentity plot.


PS Martin,

I love how you didn't phtoshop over your eyebrows.  Ha Ha Ha


And Lee Marvin can so kick Chuckie's ass.

I think I found Inspector Underwear :)

Quoted from Shelton I've known all along of your evil double indentity plot.

Double? or tripple?

Quoted from Martin I think I found Inspector Underwear :)

I was young and needed the money!

Oh GOD! I'm out of here!

Quoted from Helio Oh GOD! I'm out of here!

Funny, my wife says the same thing whenever she's in the presence of "Hasselhoff Jr."

Quoted from Martin

Okay, I’ve had bad days but I think this is the first time I’ve ever truly been this disgusted to see myself.

Mike, Martin,

You guys are killing me. I’ve been laughing so hard, I’m about to choke.

I think you guys are in love with Chuck Norris...

Quoted from greg I think you guys are in love with Chuck Norris...

When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say please."

That picture is hilarious, omg.

Yeah, it’s a laugh marathon around here. I should have known better than to put my picture up here for these hooligans to abuse. Now they’ve chucked me.

Oh, I know. But they’ve managed to do something I didn’t think could be done…They’ve creeped out Helio.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson Oh, I know. But they’ve managed to do something I didn’t think could be done…They’ve creeped out Helio.

And all it took was a picture of me with a hairy chest.


A ha!  I bet you thought I was going to say "in a speedo" right, well that's not an uncommon occurence.  

I have all colors of the rainbow, but my personal favorite is the bright yellow.  It just makes me feel so "Hulk Hogan-ey"

I'll be back later to find my face on the Hulkster's body.  Just make sure I'm doing the legdrop.

The legdrop is key.

So this is what you all look like?

Hmm.  Interesting.  

Quoted from Shelton I have all colors of the rainbow, but my personal favorite is my Aquaman Underoos!!

Didn't you just know it....

Don't worry, Brea, I saw how these guys have creeped me up. I'm preparing a few number of dolls and I'll use my degree in VODU in the University of Black Magic in Rio de Janeiro...

Quoted from Helio Don't worry, Brea, I saw how these guys have creeped me up. I'm preparing a few number of dolls and I'll use my degree in VODU in the University of Black Magic in Rio de Janeiro...

Well, at least that would explain that weird burning sensation I've been experiencing lately.

Wow I'm glad I didn't post my pic Helio. If you want to do it by Avatar tell me and I'll change mine to richard gere.

Quoted from Shelton I'll be back later to find my face on the Hulkster's body.  Just make sure I'm doing the legdrop. The legdrop is key.

Well, Mike, you asked for it.

One more

Quoted from Martin

Yeah!  Take that Sgt. Slaughter!

Ok, now put my face on Willy Wonka's body, but not the crappy Johnny Depp one, gimme Gene Wilder, and then turn me into Keyser Soze, and then Papillion, John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, then Bert, then....

Haha, Mike just loves it when a plan comes together. No wonder B.A. looks confused.

OMG. What have you done to me? I look like a freak! Wow.

I like the fact that I am nearly closer to John Travolta though...

Loving the A-Team one.

;D

Der Sigfreid

Where's my badass photo gone Martini?

Should be back now.

Here's Bert in his prime:

Oh yeah, I get David Hasselhoff in a speedo, and Bert gets Elvis.

I'm putting in my Dean Martin request.


What software are you using?

quoted from Tony Tuff Nutz

"Wow I'm glad I didn't post my pic Helio. If you want to do it by Avatar tell me and I'll change mine to richard gere."

Don't worry Tony haven't enough knowledge yet in order to do a type of VODU by AVATAR. I took a vacation that time and lost that lesson.

You're really good at that.

Hasselhoff is BIG in Germany, Mike. You should be honoured.

I'm using photoshop btw.

OK, I thought these were pretty damn funny until I got a load of my sideburns...

Just a hunka hunka burnin' love baby....

Ring a Ding!

I d-loaded a trial program called face on body, but it only let you mess with one picture before expiring.  The program itself is only like 20 bucks to buy, so I might pick it up.  Not the greatest, but it certainly has ease of use.


That's when we'll have to start the "Doctored" picture section thread.

Quoted from Helio Don't worry Tony haven't enough knowledge yet in order to do a type of VODU by AVATAR. I took a vacation that time and lost that lesson.

You know, Helio, your head would look really good on Mr. T's body.

Muhuhuhuhahaha

Quoted from Martin

That's amore, baby... DROOLS. "Volare - Oh Oh, Cantare Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh - Nell blu', dipinto di blu', felice di stare lassu....."

You know, I thought about it. And I realized that all this photo shop stuff is basically Greg’s fault.

If he hadn’t made the Chuck Norris “Sidekicks” remark to me in the thread for “The Scorsese Club,” then I would never have made the Chuck Norris comment in this thread. Then Martin would never have made me look like Chuck Norris. Then Mike would never have worn Speedos. Then the photo shop war would never have begun and Helio would never have been creeped out and got voodoo on us and Andy made into a freak and Bert into Elvis, etc.

So you see. It’s Greg’s fault!

Yeah, I blame Greg too.

Hahaha. Did you see his grand finale? He went nuts and started spamming the boards, saying things about your mother, about everyone's mothers.

I think you scared him off, Doc.

Hahahahaha, oh Curse, what a nice little fella.

Reminds me of me.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson You know, I thought about it. And I realized that all this photo shop stuff is basically Greg’s fault. If he hadn’t made the Chuck Norris “Sidekicks” remark to me in the thread for “The Scorsese Club,” then I would never have made the Chuck Norris comment in this thread. Then Martin would never have made me look like Chuck Norris. Then Mike would never have worn Speedos. Then the photo shop war would never have begun and Helio would never have been creeped out and got voodoo on us and Andy made into a freak and Bert into Elvis, etc. So you see. It’s Greg’s fault!

Ok, now that we have the plot for the next SimplyScripters script out of the way....

Quoted from Andy Petrou ]That's amore, baby... DROOLS. "Volare - Oh Oh, Cantare Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh - Nell blu', dipinto di blu', felice di stare lassu....."

It's the hat.  Chicks dig the hat.

Quoted from Shelton It's the hat.  Chicks dig the hat.

The same cannot be said of baseball caps.

Seriously, if they aren't running away from me they're hitting me with pepper spray. I've worked up an immunity to the stuff, but still.  ;D

Quoted from Breanne

"...So you see. It’s Greg’s fault!"


VOOODOOO! OAHWOOO!VOOODOOO!OAHVOOO! Greg/Gerg/Greg/Gerg/!

And if the voodoo doesn’t work, you can always put some Gracie Jui-jitsu on they butts.

Yeah! Why didn't I thought that option, Brea? I will works indeed! Hai! The great Grand Master Helio...Gracie!

I sugest that who has bad manners with you will award the CARMEN MIRANDA HAT!

Quoted from R.E._Freak The same cannot be said of baseball caps.

I beg to differ. Hats are HOT! Just don't go hiding the eyes for too long though, cos they're always the sexiest part of a man. Especially when he can maintain eye contact confidently..... hot, hot, hot.

Ok, back to drooling over Deano. :K)

BTW - Brea, you're gorgeous, woman!

I have that exact Dean Martin Music DVD!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!!! Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooling baby.

When you're smiling, when you're smiling, the whole world, smiles with you............ I LOVE him. *SIGH* Gonna put that dvd on now.

;D

Quoted from Andy Petrou I beg to differ. Hats are HOT! Just don't go hiding the eyes for too long though, cos they're always the sexiest part of a man. Especially when he can maintain eye contact confidently..... hot, hot, hot.

Ah, eye contact, something I do not do. Hence the aviators day or night, inside or out.

Most people think I'm either a hitman, or insane. ;D

You can still be hot in a hitman sort of way. "Leon" stylee, yeah, yeah, yeah  ;D

Leon: The Professional Lover, baby  :D

...ew.  ;D

I should seriously get around to posting my picture...but I am a private person, so maybe no.

I'm such a contradiction.

Quoted from Andy Petrou BTW - Brea, you're gorgeous, woman!

I’ve decided that Andy is the greatest person ever.

(That’s assuming you’re talking about the picture with my face and not the one with Chuck Norris.)

Of course, my appearance is an illusion. After I die, the picture will turn into the hideous monster I really am.

How "sluggy" of me.

Hunter S. Freak

Who is the horny b*stard with the white hat??? Great pic!

Quoted from Martin Hunter S. Freak

Holy hell, I see it now!  ;D

Oh lord, now I'm going to start talking like him.

No point telling him about the bats. He'd see them soon enough.

Upload your image to something like imageshack.us or photobucket.com

Once you're there just copy the link code and post away.

gracias senor RE Freak.  ill try that

okay heres the link.  im not the worlds greatest looking mutha but w/e.  just so u can know me by face when school ends and i can post regularly. NOTE: click on the pics because they're distorted if u look without clicking em.
http://photobucket.com/albums/e10/aztec66k/

[quote=breanne]
George, I thought you looked like James Bond. Now I find you look more like Ted Kaczynski. Just kidding.
[quote=breanne]

I also thought you looked like James Bond. You seemed more like a secret agent type person who knows everything about everything over the internet...

That just means I'm more like Sean Connery...a good actor.

Well, you know, as I get older... I'm 30 now, wait till I get...wait, how freakin' old is he anyway? Nevermind.

Ha Ha Ha Ha George.  It's the first thing to go.

The older you get the better actor you have to become...  ;D

Wait until you get THAT GRIN from people.