Real Name: Darren Higham

place of birth: Sunderland

D.O.B. : 2 July 1982

Height : 5'7" or something (sorry i haven't measure myself for ages)

Weight : 12 stone roughly

Likes : Animals, horror and fantasy movies and writing

Dislikes and Phobias : Heights, Flying, Planes and Dragonflies

Distinguishing marks: Scar on my head where a loudspeaker fell on me when I was one and a small scar on my upper lip where it was stitched back on after a dog bit it off last year

Quoted Text Scar on my head where a loudspeaker fell on me when I was one and a small scar on my upper lip where it was stitched back on after a dog bit it off last year

Ouch.

I'd say welcome, but you've been around for a while, lurking in the shadows!

Glad that you've finally told us a bit about yourself.  

Quoted from Heretic I'd say welcome, but you've been around for a while, lurking in the shadows! Glad that you've finally told us a bit about yourself.

Yeah sorry about that. If there is one thing I hate doing above all else it's talking about myself.  :X

Quoted from Gaara Yeah sorry about that. If there is one thing I hate doing above all else it's talking about myself.  :X

Away, man..

Welcome my Norther buddy..

Sorry to see you've been in the wars, sounds painful..

Let us know if you write a screenplay or two and I'll have a look see (read it)..

Good to have you here..

Kev

Yeah it sounds painful...

but it wasn't. Surprisingly I didn't even feel it. In fact when the doctors were stitching it back together I couldn't stop laughing and it wasn't because they had gave me laughing gas or anything.

In fact the only thing that upset me about the whole thing was that while they were doing the stitching I had a great view of a TV set all they were showing was Hollyoaks...I HATE HOLLYOAKS.