I found a sockpuppet...what do I do or who do I tell?

You get it majorly drunk, and you dump it in a lake!!!

Do what everyone would do to bring back their childhood memories: Make it, dress it, perform a play, and "accidentally" let your dog eat it. :-)

Sean

Call the police and stay away from it until they arrive.

Quoted from The boy who could fly Call the police and stay away from it until they arrive.

Ahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahha!

I remember when I was little.  this old man at the park had a sock puppet, or so he said it was, and he always wanted me to play with it.  those were the days I tell you.

Greg, your finding of a sock puppet has inspired me! I think I'm going to begin writing a script along the lines of a sock puppet.

You ever see the man show when they had sock puppets.  That was pretty funny.

Greg,

If he is annoying, send me an email or pm or report the thread and I'll look into it.

Don