You Got a Bugatti by Kent Krogman (ndanger1) - Comedy - Average-and-ordinary, middle-aged MATT HAYS works at a car dealership in Salina, Kansas where nothing very exciting ever happens…until today.  His boss tells him he is to deliver (drive) a new car to an elderly car collector in Aspen, about 630 miles away.  But this isn’t your run-of-the-mill new car…this is a Bugatti Veyron, the world’s fastest, most expensive, most exotic production sports car. 93 pages - fds, format 8)