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Posted by: bert, August 10th, 2008, 11:19am
While at a thrift shop a few weeks ago, I picked up a copy of something called "Blade Runner 2: The Edge of Human" for 25 cents. I found it to be a bit uneven overall, but with flashes of brilliance, and a very satisfying conclusion.
I thought to myself that if ever I were to "waste my time" with an adaptation, I would tackle this story -- tweaking the things I did not care for -- starting with that dorky title.
A little research, as I suspected, reveals this has already been done -- starting with that dorky title.
There is apparently a damn fine script floating around out there called "Blade Runner Down."
It is considered to be unproducible, and will probably never see the light of day. I can find plenty of stuff "about" the script, but not the script itself.
Is there anybody out there in cyberspace that has this squirreled away on their hard drive? I would really love to see this script.
Posted by: Breanne Mattson, August 10th, 2008, 11:49am; Reply: 1
I have it. I might let you look at it for all the blood in your body.
Just kidding. I don’t have it. I heard it’s really good though. I heard it’s so good, it makes people have spontaneous orgasms until they die. I heard it was locked up in a vault somewhere in a secret government location to protect the world from its power.
Breanne
Posted by: bert, August 10th, 2008, 12:22pm; Reply: 2
You could have my blood without the script.
...it’s so good, it makes people have spontaneous orgasms until they die. |
Odd, though -- I thought that honor belonged to a little script called “Devil in D minor”.
For those who don’t know, “DiDM” is rumored to have been penned by a once-prolific but reclusive woman author -- and much like the fabled "Wonder Woman" -- once bound by a man, she lost all of her power...
:)
Posted by: sniper, August 10th, 2008, 12:56pm; Reply: 3
Bert,
Do you know who wrote the script?
Posted by: bert, August 10th, 2008, 4:40pm; Reply: 4
Do you know who wrote the script? |
It was supposed to have been written by someone named Stuart Hazeldine -- a British author (I think) that I am not familiar with -- nor did I recognize anything from his resume.
People who have (allegedly) seen the script are very impressed with it, though.
Posted by: Breanne Mattson, August 11th, 2008, 1:49am; Reply: 5
…like the fabled "Wonder Woman" -- once bound by a man, she lost all of her power... |
Haha. It’s true. I’m tethered by love….ahhh. He captured my heart….ahhh. I’m a prisoner of love…..ahhh. (Tissue anyone?). And if I ever get loose from the ropes, the syrupy sappiness of kissy faced romance shall tether me in their stead.
I’m digging these cool gold bracelets though -- bulletproof at that.
For those who don’t know, “DiDM” is rumored to have been penned by a once-prolific but reclusive woman author… |
I’ve written three feature lengths and several shorts since DiDM.
My last feature length was a comedy action. It’s got a noir detective, gangsters, Uzis, promiscuous sex, casual masturbation, and a superhuman woman who survives off (CENSORED). It has a guy who gets his head repeatedly run over by a truck and another scene has a guy getting football kicked in the groin and flying through the roof.
What more could anyone ask for?
It was supposed to have been written by someone named Stuart Hazeldine… |
Oh yeah, ole Stuart Hazeldine. I know him. He’s old man Hazeldine’s boy. I’ll check with him and see what I can find out.
Breanne
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I thought to myself that if ever I were to "waste my time" with an adaptation,… |
Seriously though Bert; from what I understand, this script, although never produced, is the script that got Hazeldine an agent, which eventually led to his first sold and produced script. So fan fiction isn’t necessarily a waste of time even though it may never be produced.
Posted by: sniper, August 11th, 2008, 7:58am; Reply: 6
Hey Bert,
Since I love a good challenge I started a www-search but, like youself, I only found info about the script - not the script itself. I don't think it's posted anywhere, Bert.
Happy hunting.
Posted by: mikep, August 11th, 2008, 10:28am; Reply: 7
I'd been looking for the script for a few years too, but have never seen it online, the closest being the few outlines / descriptions posted here and there. Even though it's 10 years old, it's off this never leaked out.
Go ahead with your own adaptation though, I wasn't crazy about Jeter's BR novels, and most of us would love to read a good new BR script.
And don't consider it a waste of time ( even though you had that in quotes originally, so you don't seem to feel that way either), any writing is worthwhile. A writer writes. I'd done one adaptation, and have been trying to outline Jack Kirby's New Gods into a big epic sci-fi script for some time now.
Posted by: Shelton, August 11th, 2008, 10:32am; Reply: 8
Is there any other kind?
I did a little bit of searching, myself, and I wasn't able to come with anything other than general chatter and a confirmation that the script exists, somewhere.
I'm going to go on record as saying it's stashed in the ark of the covenant.
Posted by: NiK, September 2nd, 2008, 4:29am; Reply: 9
Hey, Bert i got it.
If you still want it let me know.
Cheers
Posted by: Murphy (Guest), September 2nd, 2008, 4:39am; Reply: 10
They did make a porn version in the 80's if this is any use? it was called "Blade Runner goes down"
Posted by: bert, September 2nd, 2008, 7:06am; Reply: 11
Hey, thank you, Nik -- I appreciate it -- but some kind (and unnamed) soul has already passed it along to me.
Don't ever let anybody tell you this board is not a good resource.
And the script is pretty good, too. Better than the book -- although it does lose the clever screw-job for Deckard at the end that I was quite fond of -- and I think ditching that dark twist for a happier, Hollywood ending was something of a mistake.
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