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SimplyScripts Screenwriting Discussion Board / Movie/Television Rumor / Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Posted by: dresseme (Guest), May 7th, 2009, 5:44pm
Posted by: Zombie Sean, May 7th, 2009, 6:13pm; Reply: 1
I dare you to watch it.....
And if you have seen it...Well...Then...
...
...I dare you to say you liked it.
Has horror hit rock bottom?
Sean
Posted by: dresseme (Guest), May 7th, 2009, 6:15pm; Reply: 2
Has horror hit rock bottom?
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This screenshot says "No."
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), May 7th, 2009, 6:30pm; Reply: 3
Oh! That's classic. I can't wait to see this.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), May 7th, 2009, 6:30pm; Reply: 4
It looks like horror....
has...
jumped...
the...
shark.
Phil
Posted by: dresseme (Guest), May 7th, 2009, 6:45pm; Reply: 5
Quoted from dogglebe It looks like horror....
has...
jumped...
the...
shark.
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Not sure if this is what you were going for, but it definitely reminded me of this:
Posted by: Zombie Sean, May 7th, 2009, 6:55pm; Reply: 6
Okay, okay, I HAVE to see this now. You had me at the screen shot and that line.
Sean
Posted by: Tommyp, May 7th, 2009, 7:05pm; Reply: 7
I bet it won't even show where I live. Disappointment... I will have to acquire a copy though, this looks absolutely shite.
Posted by: greg, May 7th, 2009, 11:32pm; Reply: 8
I think the poster is actually kind of cool...except for the lame title and the fact that everything is horribly unscaled...
Will have to check it out!
Posted by: Old Time Wesley, May 7th, 2009, 11:51pm; Reply: 9
A movie that comes out in less than two weeks without a trailer? I think they know it's bad or else they would be pimping this hard.
The pictures released (all two of them) can pass.
Any of these straight to DVD monster movies that come out seemingly every few months any good?
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), May 8th, 2009, 8:46am; Reply: 10
Posted by: Old Time Wesley, May 8th, 2009, 9:36am; Reply: 11
I saw that too but it looks unfinished (I hope)
If that is true, the shark loses.
The other video I found was a real life version of these creatures and the Octopus won easily.
Posted by: dresseme (Guest), May 8th, 2009, 4:37pm; Reply: 12
I wonder which one we're supposed to sympathize with. I mean, in all VS. films, they usually make it so you feel more for one than the other.
With Freddy vs. Jason it was Jason...
With Alien vs. Predator it was Predator...
I'm gonna go with the octopus on this one.
Posted by: dresseme (Guest), May 11th, 2009, 6:36pm; Reply: 13
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), May 11th, 2009, 6:47pm; Reply: 14
Just when you thought it was safe to fly.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), May 11th, 2009, 7:32pm; Reply: 15
I think that, in about two weeks, we should have a special Skype chat just to discuss this stinkburger.
Phil
Posted by: Old Time Wesley, May 13th, 2009, 5:26am; Reply: 16
I have a copy of this film. I will post about it later on today.
Posted by: The boy who could fly, May 13th, 2009, 12:14pm; Reply: 17
I just finished this and it is...um....wow, it sure is something. From the title you get exactly what you would expect from a low budget sci fi starring lorenzo lamas. The acting is quite something, and the writing, with lines like "don't love the water, it doesn't love you back" and "I'm an equal opportunist racist" and the much loved "noooooooooooooo!" It aint well made, it aint well written or directed, but it aint boring. Also I have know idea what was going on with the editor on this, there were a lot of weird cuts and transitions, anyways you get what you expect from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, it's bad, but in a fun way.
Posted by: Zombie Sean, May 16th, 2009, 1:58am; Reply: 18
Posted by: Why One, May 16th, 2009, 5:28am; Reply: 19
Posted by: Tommyp, May 16th, 2009, 5:41am; Reply: 20
Oh, this production company! I've heard about these guys, but never seen any of their films. They must be doing okay, they have made so many.
Posted by: Why One, May 16th, 2009, 5:47am; Reply: 21
Yep, looks like someone's buying into them. I checked out one or two their trailers and my immediate thoughts are... "No." ;D
Posted by: stevie, May 16th, 2009, 6:00am; Reply: 22
I remember when Deborah Gibson was Debbie Gibson, back in the late 80's. she was like the britany spears of her time, except some of her songs were ok.
Posted by: Old Time Wesley, May 16th, 2009, 8:12am; Reply: 23
I just finished watching this movie and wow is it bad.
Not even remotely entertaining. Terrible Monsters, bad ending, silly light effects instead of showing the monsters attack.
The highlight was when the Shark jumps out of the water and takes out an airplane.
I have "The Terminators" movie from Asylum to watch next as well as Uwe Boll's Far Cry.
Posted by: dresseme (Guest), May 16th, 2009, 2:13pm; Reply: 24
Not even remotely entertaining. Terrible Monsters, bad ending, silly light effects instead of showing the monsters attack.
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Not even good in a "so-bad-it's-good" way?
Posted by: michel, June 5th, 2009, 3:53pm; Reply: 25
I dare you to watch it..... |
Wish me luck. I'm gonna watch it...
Hope I'll surivive...
Michel 8)
Posted by: Old Time Wesley, June 5th, 2009, 4:32pm; Reply: 26
Wish me luck. I'm gonna watch it...
Hope I'll surivive...
Michel 8)
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Good luck. When you get back from throwing up and trying to overdose I'll be here to say "Why? What were you thinking?" and point you towards the next disaster "The Terminators" made by the same company as this... If I call it a film is that an insult to film?
Posted by: Sandra Elstree., June 5th, 2009, 10:03pm; Reply: 27
That shark looks mighty familiar!
Sandra
Posted by: michel, June 6th, 2009, 10:53am; Reply: 28
I did survive! I felt asleep 15 minutes after the beginning! Honest!
Michel 8)
Posted by: Zombie Sean, June 6th, 2009, 12:20pm; Reply: 29
I did survive! I felt asleep 15 minutes after the beginning! Honest!
Michel 8) |
Ha ha ha that's not fair though. You have to watch the whole thing. Kind of like the tape from
The Ring. I should watch this soon...Maybe wait until my friends from Houston leave so I don't make their stay here extremely terrible.
Sean
Posted by: Aaron, June 6th, 2009, 1:43pm; Reply: 30
The shark graphics look fake as crap and the trailer looks horrible on all levels
Posted by: Zack, June 6th, 2009, 8:25pm; Reply: 31
The shark graphics look fake as crap and the trailer looks horrible on all levels |
Yeah... That's why it's awesome.
~Zack~
Posted by: alffy, June 7th, 2009, 9:12am; Reply: 32
When I saw this thread I thought it was a piss take but now I've seen the trailer...I'm lost for words.
It looks so bad it might be good...I guess.
Posted by: Lakewood, June 8th, 2009, 10:07am; Reply: 33
I admire any film where the lady scientist solves the central problem of the film by having sex in a broom closet with her male counterpart.
"It's pheromones!"
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), June 8th, 2009, 11:06am; Reply: 34
I admire any film where the lady scientist solves the central problem of the film by having sex in a broom closet with her male counterpart. |
Isn't that how it's normally done?
Phil
Posted by: Blakkwolfe, June 8th, 2009, 7:04pm; Reply: 35
Maybe Debbie Gibson can make enough to pay her back rent...
Guy #1: I looked into it's eyes
Guy #2 : What'd it look like?
He had better have said "...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye." otherwise I would be sadly disappointed.
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