Posted by: Sandra Elstree., March 14th, 2011, 8:19pm; Reply: 1
My son's original plan was to teach English in Japan. He currently works in our military here in Canada. My daughter has been very close to visiting in Japan several times...
We all live in the same place: Planet Earth. I sometimes get sick to death of well-wishers. We need to get the hell off of our asses, get rid of our shit... and freakin' do some real good rather than (swear word) post freakin' prayers. G-d helps those who help themselves... and those that can't, the rest need to step up.
Posted this in another thread, but I'll post again here because the humor is contagious and maybe it helps. Won't hold my freakin' breath... but maybe...
Sandra
Posted by: Dressel, March 14th, 2011, 11:12pm; Reply: 2
I thought this was really neat:
Some guy used it to get a job related to sound design.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), March 17th, 2011, 10:56am; Reply: 3
Never knew that Arnie could sing...
Posted by: Matt Chisholm, March 27th, 2011, 6:56am; Reply: 4
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), March 27th, 2011, 7:34am; Reply: 5
Amen, brother.
Phil
Posted by: Sandra Elstree., March 30th, 2011, 7:03pm; Reply: 6
We are all handcuffed together. Not a one of us can exist without the other. I sincerely believe that a true prayer isn't someone kneeling down and crying for help, but someone who has exhausted all of his potential and still feels a vacancy-- even in the light of success, if he might be so fortunate or not, as the case may be. As one friend of mine I know had complete success-- the whole package, the house, the pool, the everything-- but one day he woke up and he was in this total darkness of the spirit.
Recently, I listened to an old Simply Radio broadcast and I feel very privileged to meet and meet again some of these brilliant and passionate individuals.
If you think prayer is just getting on your knees, then I think you are mistaken.
Respectfully, Sandra
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), April 4th, 2011, 9:22pm; Reply: 7
New drinking game! You have to chug each time someone says the word 'seaman.'
You're welcome.
Phil
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), April 15th, 2011, 11:50am; Reply: 8
In memory of Abraham Lincoln, in the anniversary of his death.
Had to watch it twice. The second time to read the streaming headlines on the bottom. Classic.
james
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, May 12th, 2011, 8:48pm; Reply: 12
Next April Can't Come Soon Enough! I Want my Udo Kier Space Nazi Doll Right Now!
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), May 19th, 2011, 6:49pm; Reply: 13
An interesting article on surviving this Saturday's rapture and zombie apocalypse can be found here.
Phil
Posted by: stevie, May 19th, 2011, 7:55pm; Reply: 14
Quoted from dogglebe
An interesting article on surviving this Saturday's rapture and zombie apocalypse can be found here.
Phil
Lol! Meet up at the mailbox - priceless! In the meantime, the zombies are eating your cat!
One of these needs to be done, with Al Gore and his climate zombies. I might think on it over the weekend and get it down.
Need to write some comedy - all this Custer gore is getting stifling...
Posted by: Higgonaitor, May 25th, 2011, 12:28am; Reply: 15
A movie I'm the main character in just got put online. It's about a therapist (me) who tries to get grant money for doing research on people who believe they are super heroes. It's a really goofy movie, and its filmed sort of office style, because it's supposed to look like my character hired a film crew to document his interactions with the "capes," or people who think they're super.
Anyway, I really enjoyed being in it, and am really proud of it. It was mostly improvised, but I do have a script if anyone would like to see it.
Anyway, click the following link and then the film I'm in is called "capes" and it's in the middle at the top of the page.
Also, this is the cut that was rushed in for the festival, so if you'd rather wait for a slightly more fine-tuned cut, I'll post that one when it goes online.
----------------- Don's edit. To see Higg, click on the link http://htvinteractive.com/hfc/films.php Then click on this image on that page: Viewer discretion advised.
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), May 26th, 2011, 10:02pm; Reply: 16
Not anything all that new but amusing just the same...
First time I've seen this. Loved it! We don't get these eccentrics at our Walmarts here in Olds, Red Deer, Airdrie and Calgary, but I can believe it.
I have seen a few people out in Costco wearing "pajama pants" and I wonder:
If they can't bother to dress themselves, I am afraid to enter upon their living space. But even having said that, I think it's just a strong public show of how our respect in ourselves and others has declined.
What ever happened to "getting dressed for dinner"? Now don't even drive-in, but drive-thru? That sort of thing has to have its effect. Eventually, man devolves to a senseless pig, consuming food and goods, mindlessly. He winds up nothing more than a glorified animal-- not The Creator's intent. Ah, but this bit of shamefulness has a reason too. How anyways, does one learn to have some morals and sophistication without first knowing pigness and depravity?
Let's hope man learns quickly and easily, not the hard way.
Found this to share:
Sandra
Posted by: wonkavite (Guest), May 31st, 2011, 9:18pm; Reply: 18
Posted by: Higgonaitor, August 11th, 2011, 9:17am; Reply: 25
Here's the first (and only) two episodes of a web series I was in last school year, I think they turned out pretty funny:
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, August 18th, 2011, 1:00pm; Reply: 26
The Cookie Monster & Tom Waits make a great team!
Posted by: sniper, August 19th, 2011, 8:08am; Reply: 27
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, September 2nd, 2011, 1:52pm; Reply: 28
***NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE*** Worth it alone for the ending and Don Cheadle's make up! I wonder how the screenwriter feels that landed the live action Captain Planet gig now.
Good to see you back, Phil. Others have returned also. Place is starting to feel normal again...
I didn't mention this earlier but, when Don and I talked about my return, I set some conditions. Starting tomorrow, it's casual dress Fridays on Simplyscripts.
You're welcome.
Phil
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), October 4th, 2011, 7:52pm; Reply: 38
The best entrance by a superhero/supervillain:
Posted by: Sandra Elstree., October 4th, 2011, 8:42pm; Reply: 39
That bad dude makes me say: I don't need to wake up. I will always see the good in people. I have sympathy for the Devil. :K)
Sandra
Posted by: sniper, October 6th, 2011, 3:15pm; Reply: 40
Posted by: sniper, October 6th, 2011, 3:15pm; Reply: 41
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), October 25th, 2011, 7:41pm; Reply: 42
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, November 1st, 2011, 1:26pm; Reply: 43
Take that, Dizknee!
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), November 1st, 2011, 8:46pm; Reply: 44
From Late Night With Craig Ferguson on Halloween night:
Posted by: Sandra Elstree., November 1st, 2011, 9:05pm; Reply: 45
Phil, I was able to watch the second video you just posted. :) But the first one said, the uploader has not made it available in you country.
Sandra
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), November 1st, 2011, 9:10pm; Reply: 46
The first video was the song 'Over At The Frankenstein Place,' sung by Craig rabbit puppet.
Phil
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), December 7th, 2011, 9:38pm; Reply: 47
Posted by: nawazm11, December 8th, 2011, 4:17am; Reply: 48
Are we posting viral videos here?? If so, my time to shine!
I am an avid viral video fan so it will be hard to pick just one but check this one out.
I always wonder what to say after watching that but nothing ever comes to my mind...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, January 20th, 2012, 2:47pm; Reply: 66
Now that I own a GTI, I feel like part of the family!
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), January 20th, 2012, 6:33pm; Reply: 67
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), January 23rd, 2012, 4:32pm; Reply: 68
If you're a Star Wars fan this is incredible. The creativity that went into this is awesome. I've yet to watch the whole thing but I've watched snippets of it all morning. I'll watch the whole thing this weekend though.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), January 24th, 2012, 8:39am; Reply: 69
Fuck it! Fuck it all!
I'm going to fuckin' bed!
Phil
Posted by: nawazm11, January 24th, 2012, 9:17am; Reply: 70
^^^^^ And everybody complains that all zombie movies are the same! ;D
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, January 24th, 2012, 10:28am; Reply: 71
Quoted from dogglebe
Fuck it! Fuck it all!
I'm going to fuckin' bed!
Phil
Umm, gonna go out on a limb here... Is this close to that thing you were brewing?
If so, bummer. I keep track of development news so I don't get snake bit too often by that stuff. Sorry, Phil.
Regards, E.D.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), January 24th, 2012, 4:12pm; Reply: 72
I'm not doing any zombie thing right now, Brett. The zombie feature I was working on is closer to Walking Dead than this stinkburger.
Phil
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, January 25th, 2012, 2:12pm; Reply: 73
Anyone wanna catch a plane to Berlin with me? Must see Space Nazis!
Posted by: jwent6688, January 27th, 2012, 4:59pm; Reply: 74
Posted by: mmmarnie, January 31st, 2012, 6:10pm; Reply: 75
Oh my god, Phil. I was just about to post that here.
DO NOT GO ON THAT WEBSITE!. It's f'ed up! I'm actually serious, it's the scariest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life. Out of the 100's of horror movies I've seen, this is about twice as scary.
If you have any heart problems, I really suggest not watching this.
Even if you do watch it, don't watch it at night! You have been warned...
Posted by: bert, February 2nd, 2012, 8:53am; Reply: 78
I didn't make it past the first jolt/reveal. I had the surround sound system on and got caught off guard. That was it. I went back to watching my nice safe Fringe. :P
E.D.
Posted by: albinopenguin, February 2nd, 2012, 10:49am; Reply: 81
I didn't make it past the first jolt/reveal. I had the surround sound system on and got caught off guard. That was it. I went back to watching my nice safe Fringe. :P
E.D.
You have to finish it.
Phil
Posted by: nawazm11, February 2nd, 2012, 10:05pm; Reply: 83
Skip to 1 minute, this is some of the best voice acting I've seen.
Posted by: CoopBazinga, February 3rd, 2012, 5:24am; Reply: 84
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), February 16th, 2012, 4:40pm; Reply: 92
That does look good, Brett. And I'm glad that Penn & Teller play a role in it. I saw P&T on Broadway, about twenty years ago, and they revealed the secrets to a number of their tricks. It was great when you discover how simple some of the tricks were.
Phil
Posted by: jwent6688, February 16th, 2012, 5:29pm; Reply: 93
Never heard of Randi til now. I'll shall remember his name. Would love to see him debunk another religious cult leader. Hope this gets made, gonna be about all the footage they can get and which fuck-job religious camps they can infiltrate. Not gonna be easy. Wish them the best...
James
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 7:37pm; Reply: 94
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. It's a real ad for a college but be warned, it's sick and perverse and not for the faint-hearted.
Posted by: CoopBazinga, February 17th, 2012, 7:55pm; Reply: 95
Quoted from mcornetto
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. It's a real ad for a college but be warned, it's sick and perverse and not for the faint-hearted.
Good ad, might go and have a look at that college today, it's a snap!
Sorry, couldn't resist ;D
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), February 24th, 2012, 7:26am; Reply: 96
Posted by: nawazm11, February 24th, 2012, 7:31am; Reply: 97
The last 2 minutes are actually so true ;D ;D
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, March 3rd, 2012, 2:57pm; Reply: 98
Wow. I soo want to move to Austin this summer...
*insert nostalgic sigh here*
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, March 10th, 2012, 2:14pm; Reply: 99
When I was a young lad all a twitter over my Sega CD system... I used to dream about video game "cut scenes" as full narratives.
So seeing something like this really takes me back...
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), March 22nd, 2012, 1:46am; Reply: 100
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), April 5th, 2012, 10:24pm; Reply: 101
Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (NSFW)
At first I thought this was a joke because this trailer had me laughing. However, it's a actual film.
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, April 11th, 2012, 12:41pm; Reply: 102
Think I know where I'm going this weekend...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, April 14th, 2012, 11:48am; Reply: 103
What a treat to see candid footage of Spielberg plying his trade...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, April 24th, 2012, 3:18pm; Reply: 104
Even Kiefer Sutherland's dog gets the blues...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, April 27th, 2012, 12:49pm; Reply: 105
I'll take a two... When the red shirt bites it I can go all John Woo!
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, May 17th, 2012, 12:54pm; Reply: 106
Been wanting to see this one since it hit the festival circuit two years ago. It's getting a screen or two in NYC this week. There's a one shot midnight screening here in L.A. tomorrow night. Soooooo want to go...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, May 21st, 2012, 2:05pm; Reply: 107
Behold! The racier Euroversion!
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, May 25th, 2012, 1:27pm; Reply: 108
I adore this short...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, May 31st, 2012, 12:46pm; Reply: 109
This one just shot up the must see list a mile and half!
E.D.
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, June 6th, 2012, 12:19pm; Reply: 110
If Tron and Scott Pilgrim had a baby...
Posted by: jwent6688, June 7th, 2012, 3:30pm; Reply: 111
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, June 16th, 2012, 11:47am; Reply: 112
Well, at least the action scenes will be less drawn out...
Posted by: Ryan1, June 19th, 2012, 3:32pm; Reply: 113
This is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile:
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, June 20th, 2012, 2:44pm; Reply: 114
OMG, that bit is awesome, Ryan! ;D
Here's Gary Oldman with a few words for the NBA...
Posted by: Higgonaitor, June 24th, 2012, 10:06pm; Reply: 115
Hey, so I haven't been on here in ages, but I thought I'd share my most recent movie anyway, just in case anyone was curious about what I've been up to.
Anyway, I wrote and directed this, and also acted in it. I think it turned out pretty well, all things considered (we shot it in two days...) I'd love to hear any comments you guys might have.
Oh, I got me a script autographed by Charlie Kaufman. ;D ;D ;D
And I also snagged a signed Explorers one sheet by Joe Dante! ;D ;D ;D
Posted by: Grandma Bear, July 12th, 2012, 5:22pm; Reply: 123
I'll prolly do something similar, but I have to wait until Monday since I went over budget on TTD!! ;D
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, July 14th, 2012, 12:59pm; Reply: 124
I feel the tension being exterminated from my body...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, July 16th, 2012, 1:22pm; Reply: 125
One of the cooler things to come out of ComicCon this year. I dig it when actors use their own resources to develop their interests. I hear Jane is lining up a Western for his directorial debut.
*** VERY NSFW DUE TO GORE AND LANGUAGE***
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, September 27th, 2012, 6:03pm; Reply: 126
Nothing like a little Amblin magic to revitalize a thread...
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, October 4th, 2012, 2:31pm; Reply: 127
The Almighty wants all his followers in Heaven... Right effing now!
Posted by: Pale Yellow, October 4th, 2012, 2:55pm; Reply: 128
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, October 9th, 2012, 1:59pm; Reply: 129
This new viral thingy for the Disney animated flick caught my eye. Grew up with local ads like this on during Creature Double Feature. Wow... They even got the color wows right! ;D ;D ;D
Posted by: RayW, October 11th, 2012, 1:05am; Reply: 130
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), March 24th, 2013, 4:59pm; Reply: 142
There's always a conspiracy.
Phil
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), April 9th, 2013, 9:25pm; Reply: 143
Posted by: ArtyDoubleYou, April 10th, 2013, 3:51am; Reply: 144
I was looking for this thread the other day but couldn't find it, glad it appeared again.
Now, the video I would like to post is a music video by a band called 'Biting Elbows', a Russian indie/rock/punk band that I have to admit I wasn't cool enough to of heard of. It's had a lot of hype on my facebook news feed recently and I really like it.
The song title is 'Bad Motherf#@ker' and the video is a bit on the violent side (with swearing), so if that crosses any lines Mods feel free to delete this post.
Also I have no idea how to make the video appear on this page so it's just the link.
I was looking for this thread the other day but couldn't find it, glad it appeared again.
Now, the video I would like to post is a music video by a band called 'Biting Elbows', a Russian indie/rock/punk band that I have to admit I wasn't cool enough to of heard of. It's had a lot of hype on my facebook news feed recently and I really like it.
The song title is 'Bad Motherf#@ker' and the video is a bit on the violent side (with swearing), so if that crosses any lines Mods feel free to delete this post.
Also I have no idea how to make the video appear on this page so it's just the link.
I know who's getting buttered up tonight on some Wild Irish Rose.
- Mark (taking the hope back out of humanity since 1979. :-)
All kidding aside, though. I've worked with the homeless on a mostly regular basis, (not so much the past couple years because of work). It's best to give in either food (preferable pre-sealed) or clothes. As much as I'd like to believe in humanity, all the change they get does go to booze, or worse.
As for the trick, I'd love to show this one to the kids. But they'd be mad at me for busting their piggy banks because that's the only money I can get my hands on right now.
Posted by: Eoin, May 1st, 2013, 6:19am; Reply: 160
The making of The Box...a short film I wrote for Sascha Zimmermann.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), August 7th, 2013, 9:39pm; Reply: 166
The following isn't one of those humorous videos normally found here. It's a PSA from the UK about wearing seat belts. I'm posting it because it was brilliantly written.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), August 27th, 2013, 2:19pm; Reply: 167
Posted by: Ryan1, September 15th, 2013, 12:36am; Reply: 168
Posted by: Heretic, October 12th, 2013, 11:11pm; Reply: 169
Viewer discretion advised. 
