that, ya know, aren't a total rip off?  $60 submission?  $20 for one page?  all for what?  So I can write "award you've never heard of winning screenplay" in my pitch?  Any comps that are actually worth putting a few bucks into?  or God forbid... free?

http://www.MoviePoet.com is free

Here's something from my blog that might help...

http://theworkingscreenwriter.blogspot.com/2007/12/screenplay-competitions.html

http://theworkingscreenwriter.blogspot.com/2008/05/confessions-of-competition-winner_12.html

IMO: Nicholl and Trackingb.

FWIW:

Usually, when you have to pay sixty dollars for a competition, you're paying the late entrant fee.  Entering earlier means paying less.

I've heard that Moviebytes gives a good list of what competitions are worth entering.  Past entrants review the competitions and they're graded by (among other things) how relevant the competitions are.

l hear Jeff runs a good wet T shirt comp at his house every night.

Sometimes chicks enter it too...

Jeff, is this true?  :)

In my dreams, this is true.

When chicks actually enter it, it's a good dream.  When it's me just standing there on an empty stage with a few pitchers of water lined up, it's a recurring nightmare, I have all too often that seems to mirror my life.   ;D ;D ;D

Stevie...you're cruising, bro...