The Body Shop by Zack Van Eyck - Short, Comedy - A sex-starved clerk at an auto parts store is besieged with customer requests for human body parts.  Male lead.  Two male supporting roles, one female supporting role.  Interior, auto shop.  Exterior, city street.  R-rated comedy, 4 pages. - pdf, format 8)

Works great as a joke. Not so great as a script for the same reason. Think about it this way: you could do the same thing with any number of jokes: the Catholic priest, Bill Gates, the preacher and the little boy on the plane that is crashing. You must have heard that one before.

"Jack Hoff" made me want to stop reading right out of the gate

clam taco?  that's the least funny euphemism ive ever heard

wow.  im not saying anything else.  this made me yearn for Josua Bushman or whatever his name was