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Posted by: jwent6688, February 4th, 2012, 7:56pm
Someone had to ask. I know Don is busy, but there usually is one this month...

James
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 4th, 2012, 9:45pm; Reply: 1
Actually there's usually one in Jan, Apr, Jul and Oct.  We're off schedule....I hope we're not pregnant or something.  ;D
Posted by: Don, February 4th, 2012, 11:42pm; Reply: 2

Quoted from Grandma Bear
I hope we're not pregnant or something.  ;D


So, sounds like you're saying I'm fat.  

Pia, you do know who sensitive I am about my weight.  

I was about to post about the "Awesomely Awesome First Quarter 2012 One Week ChallangeTM", but now that you've brought up my weight problem, I'll just hole up in my "Man corner of the back room" and eat this pound of chocolate chip cookie dough and wallow in self pity.

Don



Posted by: stevie, February 5th, 2012, 3:19am; Reply: 3

Quoted from Don


So, sounds like you're saying I'm fat.  

Pia, you do know who sensitive I am about my weight.  

I was about to post about the "Awesomely Awesome First Quarter 2012 One Week ChallangeTM", but now that you've brought up my weight problem, I'll just hole up in my "Man corner of the back room" and eat this pound of chocolate chip cookie dough and wallow in self pity.

Don





Lucky you trademarked that word 'challange', Don.

You never know who might misspell it... :o

Posted by: Reef Dreamer, February 5th, 2012, 5:13pm; Reply: 4
Don


Quoted from Don

I was about to post about the "Awesomely Awesome First Quarter 2012 One Week


If this is the case you eat what you like... not saying you couldn't already... well what i meant was...please let me in the competition...err ...challenge


...oh bum.

PS looking forward to whatever it is
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 6th, 2012, 9:32am; Reply: 5
This truly sounds awesomly awesome, if you ask me.

Details...we need details!!!!
Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 6th, 2012, 9:52am; Reply: 6
You guys just want another coffee cup.   :)
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 6th, 2012, 9:58am; Reply: 7
Not only do I not have an SS coffee mug, but I don't even drink coffee.  I want a pair of white SS Speedo-style swim trunks.
Posted by: jwent6688, February 6th, 2012, 10:06am; Reply: 8

Quoted from Dreamscale
Not only do I not have an SS coffee mug, but I don't even drink coffee.  I want a pair of white SS Speedo-style swim trunks.


You know, you have to post a pic if you win... Not one I'd prefer to see.

James

Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 6th, 2012, 10:11am; Reply: 9

Quoted from Dreamscale
Not only do I not have an SS coffee mug, but I don't even drink coffee.  I want a pair of white SS Speedo-style swim trunks.


I don't drink coffee either. Ummmm but just so you know, those speedo-style swim trunks are NOT cool. LOL
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 6th, 2012, 10:15am; Reply: 10

Quoted from Pale Yellow
I don't drink coffee either. Ummmm but just so you know, those speedo-style swim trunks are NOT cool. LOL



;D ;D ;D ;D

They're not?  Stevie says he wears them all the time down under.  He has a pair of white ones and a pair of royal blue ones.  Oh yeah, he also has a red, white, and blue, stars and stripes pair, he picked up when he visited the states a few years back, wearing his short cutoff jean shorts.

Stevie, we need a few pictures!!!!!
Posted by: stevie, February 6th, 2012, 2:45pm; Reply: 11

Quoted from Dreamscale



;D ;D ;D ;D

They're not?  Stevie says he wears them all the time down under.  He has a pair of white ones and a pair of royal blue ones.  Oh yeah, he also has a red, white, and blue, stars and stripes pair, he picked up when he visited the states a few years back, wearing his short cutoff jean shorts.

Stevie, we need a few pictures!!!!!



The old Speedoes, hey? Down here, they're called 'budgie smugglers' or 'dick togs'.

Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 6th, 2012, 3:05pm; Reply: 12

Quoted from Dreamscale



;D ;D ;D ;D

They're not?  Stevie says he wears them all the time down under.  He has a pair of white ones and a pair of royal blue ones.  Oh yeah, he also has a red, white, and blue, stars and stripes pair, he picked up when he visited the states a few years back, wearing his short cutoff jean shorts.

Stevie, we need a few pictures!!!!!


Hmmm...figured Stevie would at least have some YELLOW SUBMARINE speedos, if any at all!
GO BEATLES
Posted by: rdhay, February 6th, 2012, 5:02pm; Reply: 13

Quoted from stevie



The old Speedoes, hey? Down here, they're called 'budgie smugglers' or 'dick togs'.



Okay, I know for a fact that budgie smugglers are just as uncool and painful to see as the speedo!! No way to change that by giving the thing a new name and bringing a cute little bird into it - metaphorically speaking, of course;)

Btw, I'm hangin out for the next OWC too... :)
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), February 6th, 2012, 5:23pm; Reply: 14
I suggested a different way of doing the OWC to Don.  Hopefully, he'll like it.

Janet hated it.  So it must be good.


Phil
Posted by: Sandra Elstree., February 6th, 2012, 5:38pm; Reply: 15

I was sucked into a heavy vortex of work during December and January. Is it even possible that I write again in the new old fashioned way? We will see...

Happy trails,

Sandra
Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 8th, 2012, 3:17pm; Reply: 16
In between projects...sure would be a perfect time for a short owc.

*hint hint*
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, February 9th, 2012, 11:40am; Reply: 17
Western. Western. ;D

E.D.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 9th, 2012, 12:07pm; Reply: 18
Western Horror

Found Footage Horror

RomCom Horror

Down Under Horror

Anything involving a Sasquatch - horror or RomCom

Anything involving alcohol

Anything involving a corncob pipe
Posted by: Felipe, February 14th, 2012, 3:35pm; Reply: 19
I sure hope I don't miss is when it happens!
Posted by: Ryan1, February 15th, 2012, 4:03pm; Reply: 20
I was hoping we'd get an announcement today on the OWC.  Any definitive word yet on if it's happening or not?
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 15th, 2012, 4:07pm; Reply: 21

Quoted from Ryan1
I was hoping we'd get an announcement today on the OWC.  Any definitive word yet on if it's happening or not?


It's definitely happening, just no word on when.
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 15th, 2012, 4:48pm; Reply: 22
It seems to me that Don has been very busy lately. Too bad we can't do one on our own without having to give him a lot of extra work.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 15th, 2012, 5:03pm; Reply: 23
Maybe Phil and I can put something together by working together really closely?
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 15th, 2012, 5:04pm; Reply: 24
Two weeks ago I asked him if he wants me to schedule a 7WC while we wait and he said no, he was just planning an OWC.  

Perhaps he might chime in and let us know what's up.
Posted by: Mr.Ripley, February 15th, 2012, 5:09pm; Reply: 25
Can't wait for a 7WC. I need to crank one out. Feel upset in not participating in the previous one. Hopefully, I can submit my script and it gets posted up before the owc happens.
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 15th, 2012, 5:13pm; Reply: 26
If there's not going to be a  February OWC, I  could do with a 7WC. ,  my current vampire script is going slow. I'm only on page 25. I should have had this finished this week. In other words, I need a kick in the butt to finish.
Posted by: Mr.Ripley, February 15th, 2012, 5:20pm; Reply: 27
a soft kick in the butt. Does that help? :)
Posted by: Ryan1, February 15th, 2012, 5:20pm; Reply: 28

Quoted from Grandma Bear
If there's not going to be a  February OWC, I  could do with a 7WC. ,  my current vampire script is going slow. I'm only on page 25. I should have had this finished this week. In other words, I need a kick in the butt to finish.


Is that the full length version of your moviepoet script?
Posted by: Mr. Blonde, February 15th, 2012, 5:37pm; Reply: 29
I don't need another 7WC yet! I'm still working on the Christmas one from 2009! Lol.
Posted by: nawazm11, February 15th, 2012, 5:43pm; Reply: 30
A 7wc would be nice. I get a feeling that a lot of  people will enter ;D
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 15th, 2012, 5:59pm; Reply: 31

Quoted from Ryan1


Is that the full length version of your moviepoet script?


No, this is sort of an assignment job. They probably cannot wait 7 weeks  though.

If I remember correctly, we usually get 8 or 12 people participating. Since my blackout script was picked up, I have a new fondness of the 7WC. I thought everyone did a good job on the last one.
Posted by: leitskev, February 15th, 2012, 6:15pm; Reply: 32
I would probably do a 7wc if one started soon. I happen to be trying to figure out what I want do next anyway. With 7wc's, is there a topic? Or we just do what we want?
Posted by: rdhay, February 15th, 2012, 6:16pm; Reply: 33
Yep, I vote for a 7WC if the OWC isn't on its way:)
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 15th, 2012, 6:25pm; Reply: 34
In the past, we went with a specific theme and genre. Actually the 1st one we did was open as far as  genre  went. The theme was Christmas however. The 2nd one we did we chose a theme and genre  that to different production companies had been asking for  on  InkTip   thriller/amnesia.

I'm game to do another one, however, I may not be able to follow your chosen theme and genre.  what I like about these challenges is that we sort of try to help each other out and when we get stuck there other people that are willing to help you move forward again. As far as I know no one has been unable to finish a feature in the assigned time so far.
Posted by: Scar Tissue Films, February 15th, 2012, 6:28pm; Reply: 35
I don't believe there is any possibility of me completing a script in 7 weeks, but I'm game to try.
Posted by: leitskev, February 15th, 2012, 6:37pm; Reply: 36
I'm probably game for almost any genre, as long as it's not too weird. Two pages a day Rick, no prob for you. You probably have ideas swirling already.

Pale Yellow will probably write 3 or 4 entries!
Posted by: Scar Tissue Films, February 15th, 2012, 6:41pm; Reply: 37
I can come up with ideas at will.

Actually getting anything on the page is an absolute battle.
Posted by: Mr.Ripley, February 15th, 2012, 6:44pm; Reply: 38
I'm in. I have to redeem myself. lol.
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 15th, 2012, 6:49pm; Reply: 39
There will still be a 7wc after the OWC and for the 7wc we will pick one of the Ink Tip requests as our genre/topic.  Just so you know.
Posted by: stevie, February 15th, 2012, 6:52pm; Reply: 40
I did the 7WC that Pia referenced before, in November 2009.

I actually finished the script in 6 weeks! It was great having the pressure of the deadline, and made me get my finger out of my arse. The script I wrote, 'Headlong' came out pretty good, and is my strongest piece of work so far.

The good thing about the challenge is the help we can give each other, which someone mentioned above.

So if the genre and theme suit you - give it a go!!
Posted by: Hugh Hoyland, February 15th, 2012, 7:01pm; Reply: 41
I'm up for a 7 week challenge.

Now if I actually can meet that challange is a whole other thing.

I've got some great idea floating around upstairs. The question is can I translate them down on paper without the final product look as if it was written by someone with an IQ of 65.
Posted by: Felipe, February 15th, 2012, 7:30pm; Reply: 42
How does the 7wc work? Do we just get a genre and theme and have to finish it in 7 weeks or are there steps? Like 15 pages at the end of the first week, etc...
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 15th, 2012, 7:34pm; Reply: 43

Quoted from Felipe
How does the 7wc work? Do we just get a genre and theme and have to finish it in 7 weeks or are there steps? Like 15 pages at the end of the first week, etc...


It's a big complex procedure with 27 different steps and the instructions are inscrutable.  Kind of like Ikea.

Hopefully you know I'm kidding.  We get the genre/theme/topic and then write a feature in 7 weeks.   Then we read them (that's usually the hardest part :-) )

But enough about the 7wc - I just wanted to make sure you knew it was planned.   Let's concentrate on getting this OWC happening.
Posted by: Felipe, February 15th, 2012, 7:46pm; Reply: 44
Haha

The only reason I ask is because my biggest problem is that without steps like that, I will surely leave 120 pages for the last day.
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 15th, 2012, 7:50pm; Reply: 45

Quoted from Felipe
Haha

The only reason I ask is because my biggest problem is that without steps like that, I will surely leave 120 pages for the last day.



Ah!  You have to commit or not when we open the 7wc.  If you don't commit you can still write the screenplay but if you do commit then everyone else participating will make sure you live up to your obligation (or else).  
Posted by: Felipe, February 15th, 2012, 8:02pm; Reply: 46
Well, as long as there are people threatening me...
Posted by: Mr. Blonde, February 15th, 2012, 8:59pm; Reply: 47
Well, let's not go into what happened to JonnyBoy on the last couple days of the '09 7WC... That was just good times right there. =)
Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 15th, 2012, 9:22pm; Reply: 48
Hmmm 7wc...what exactly is that? A feature, I assume? If so, this interests me much more than a short right now.

As I'm trying to learn :) sorry to the people that have to read my work during the learning phase *S*

Seven is a very magical number...sounds just right to me.

I'm in.
Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 15th, 2012, 9:25pm; Reply: 49

Quoted from leitskev

Pale Yellow will probably write 3 or 4 entries!


Laughin...There's no doubt I can finish one in 7 weeks....not sure about 3 or 4. You're too funny Kevin!
Posted by: Mr. Blonde, February 16th, 2012, 7:17am; Reply: 50

Quoted from Pale Yellow
There's no doubt I can finish one in 7 weeks....


I hate you... Lol.

Seriously, though, I think the closest I've ever gotten to finishing a script in 7 weeks was when I had 42 pages done then the file got corrupted and deleted.

Somebody out there is conspiring against me! =)
Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 16th, 2012, 7:21am; Reply: 51
Mr Blonde...

This time, you'll make it...we'll bribe you with the infamous coffee cup!

:)
Posted by: Mr. Blonde, February 16th, 2012, 7:43am; Reply: 52
I'm not going to enter this time. See, I entered last time, too. That file, about 26 pages, got erased when I was forced to reformat my computer. I don't even want to know what'll happen if I press my luck a third time.

I'll just stick to my '09 7WC. =)
Posted by: CoopBazinga, February 16th, 2012, 7:44am; Reply: 53
I'll have give the 7WC a go, sounds difficult though, well for me it will be but hopefully writing a feature under a deadline will push me to get one done...I hope.

How is the theme/genre picked? Is it a vote or something?
Posted by: Mr. Blonde, February 16th, 2012, 8:12am; Reply: 54
Usually whomever's running it picks the topic or genre.
Posted by: Felipe, February 16th, 2012, 1:50pm; Reply: 55

Quoted from mcornetto
There will still be a 7wc after the OWC and for the 7wc we will pick one of the Ink Tip requests as our genre/topic.  Just so you know.


^^ =D ^^
Posted by: jwent6688, February 16th, 2012, 1:56pm; Reply: 56
Hopefully Don just drops this on us tomorrow night without the week of build up. Would net a smaller crowd. I hate trying to read 38 scripts based on the same theme. Think I only got through twenty in the last one...

James
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 16th, 2012, 2:08pm; Reply: 57
How about 38 pissers? Or 38 piss poor scripts?   ;D ;D ;D

My feedback will be that I love each and every entry and will consist of such lines as, "Good job.  Good read.  Good effort."

Yes, I can do that and yes, I will.
Posted by: Mr. Blonde, February 16th, 2012, 5:01pm; Reply: 58
I like the sound of that, Jeff. Just for those comments, I think it'll worth entering. =)
Posted by: DarrenJamesSeeley, February 17th, 2012, 12:03am; Reply: 59

Quoted from mcornetto
There will still be a 7wc after the OWC and for the 7wc we will pick one of the Ink Tip requests as our genre/topic.  Just so you know.


I wonder if it will be something like this:

Company B
**

We are looking for completed feature-length erotic thriller scripts. We are not looking for late night Cinemax or softcore scripts but rather more sexy thrillers such as “Femme Fatale,” “Basic Instinct,” “Chloe,” “The Housemaid” and “Body Heat,” where the sexuality can be displayed but sex scenes are not the focus of the script.

Budget will not exceed $2 million. Both WGA and Non-WGA writers may submit.


Imagine THAT for a 7wk challenge. Hey, after all that sex and murder on the train game awhile back, folks can do this blindfolded...

Posted by: Penoyer79, February 17th, 2012, 12:23am; Reply: 60
hahah yeah! how awesome would that be?

a 7WC and we're all reviewing 25 feature length softcore erotic smut thrillers!!!!
Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 12:25am; Reply: 61
I'm going to put them in a hat to pick the topic.   So it could be any one of them from recent months.

But keep this on topic, please.  

OWC!!!
Posted by: stevie, February 17th, 2012, 12:29am; Reply: 62
Can I throw in an idea I've had for a couple of years?

I'd like to see a challenge where we have ONE theme, then the genres are randomly selected and distributed to say, 8-10 of us.

The different takes on it would be very interesting to read, and a very good challenge. Especially if you drew a genre you had never done before!

Anyway, back to you, MC...
Posted by: Penoyer79, February 17th, 2012, 12:43am; Reply: 63

Quoted from stevie
Can I throw in an idea I've had for a couple of years?

I'd like to see a challenge where we have ONE theme, then the genres are randomly selected and distributed to say, 8-10 of us.

The different takes on it would be very interesting to read, and a very good challenge. Especially if you drew a genre you had never done before!

Anyway, back to you, MC...


thats a good idea... you can assign genres based on your post count at the time... for example: if your post count ends in 1 or 2 you get Horror. 3 or 4 you get comedy... 5 or 6 sci fi.. etc etc and change it every time.

it challenges the writer... and it breaks up the monotony for the readers who are going through 10-20 scripts of the same thing
Posted by: rdhay, February 17th, 2012, 12:44am; Reply: 64
Oh, that would be a good challenge! I just wrote a few pages of horror (totally out of my depths), so I can't imagine 7 weeks of that!!
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 12:45am; Reply: 65
RomCom!!!!!!

Stevie and a down under RomCom...make it happen!
Posted by: stevie, February 17th, 2012, 1:06am; Reply: 66

Quoted from Dreamscale
RomCom!!!!!!

Stevie and a down under RomCom...make it happen!


See above post re erotic thriller wanted. There'll be heaps of things going down and under... :o :X

Posted by: Felipe, February 17th, 2012, 1:00pm; Reply: 67
In college I ran a series of competitions where the group would decide on a certain number of genres, characters, and lines of dialogue. At the beginning of the competition, each team would draw a genre, a character, and two lines out of a hat and have to make a film based on those guidelines. It was a lot of fun and forced people to think outside the box. Something like that would be interesting in a script challenge.
Posted by: MacDuff, February 17th, 2012, 1:40pm; Reply: 68

Quoted from Felipe
In college I ran a series of competitions where the group would decide on a certain number of genres, characters, and lines of dialogue. At the beginning of the competition, each team would draw a genre, a character, and two lines out of a hat and have to make a film based on those guidelines. It was a lot of fun and forced people to think outside the box. Something like that would be interesting in a script challenge.


I had something similar in film school. I had to pull out a plot, characters and location and pitch it within 5 minutes. I think I pulled out nuns, a brothel in trouble (or something), Vietnam POW camp.

Yeah. Tricky.
Posted by: Penoyer79, February 17th, 2012, 3:50pm; Reply: 69
yikes! it takes me 5 minutes just to decide on a name for my main character!
Posted by: Felipe, February 17th, 2012, 4:37pm; Reply: 70
We had 5 days to make the actual movie.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 8:28pm; Reply: 71

Quoted from Penoyer79
yikes! it takes me 5 minutes just to decide on a name for my main character!



Only 5 minutes?  You're way ahead of the curve, IMO...at least way ahead of me.  I spend days, if not longer on character names...when I can, that is.
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 17th, 2012, 9:25pm; Reply: 72

Quoted from Dreamscale



Only 5 minutes?  You're way ahead of the curve, IMO...at least way ahead of me.  I spend days, if not longer on character names...when I can, that is.


Days? Really? Why do you take so long? I'm genuinely curious because even though I only take a few minutes, the names usually have some meaning or connection to the story/theme/moral. For example, there's a cat in my vampire script, his name is Ozzy. I'm sure you can figure out the connection there.  :)

Posted by: Penoyer79, February 17th, 2012, 9:48pm; Reply: 73

Quoted from Dreamscale



Only 5 minutes?  You're way ahead of the curve, IMO...at least way ahead of me.  I spend days, if not longer on character names...when I can, that is.


heh not exactly the point i was making, but i hear you - it takes me forever for character names as well...especially when doing features or series.

shorts on the other hands.. i just pull names out of a hat.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 9:52pm; Reply: 74
I don't know why I take so long, but I'm a very detail oriented person in literally everything I do.  Again, if I have the time.  Names help me with characteristics and visualizing who the characters are.

Hey, I'm weird, as you all know, but for me, it's always been important to have characters who have names that reflect who they are, to me at least.

Most of you don't think my characters even have character, so maybe I'm doing something wrong right from the get-go.  Who knows...
Posted by: Pale Yellow, February 17th, 2012, 10:20pm; Reply: 75
I think the name has to fit your character...so you might not be 'just' thinking about a name, but more a name that fits that unique character that you're already carrying in your mind.

Me, I don't spend enough time doing anything but I'm really trying to slow down :)

I have, for shorts, pulled names out of the hat or even played with the random name generators online. But for features, I've spent more time thinking out names. Sometimes after writing a story, I feel a name doesn't fit though and that's really a pain to try to go thru and change them all!

Guess that's where planning ahead of sitting down to write comes in handy :)
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 10:23pm; Reply: 76
Dena, you can always just do a find and replace if you want to change a character's name.

And, yeah, I personally like having the vast majority of everything done in my head before I start the writing process.
Posted by: Sandra Elstree., February 17th, 2012, 10:28pm; Reply: 77
Names only mean what you or others project upon them. I enjoyed the last game Michael created where we used letters.

Recently, tutoring ESL, I shared how "Fuck you!" can just as easily be a welcoming greeting. Words mean fuck all. It's the intention behind the words that matter.

Sandra
Posted by: leitskev, February 17th, 2012, 10:57pm; Reply: 78
It has to be close to OWC time. Sandra is here! She is drawn to OWC's like Leprechauns to rainbows, like tornadoes to trailer parks, like Jeffs to Jaeger. When you see Sandra, you know it's close!!
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 10:59pm; Reply: 79
And I'm very close to my Jagie right now also...it must be about time...isn't it?
Posted by: leitskev, February 17th, 2012, 11:01pm; Reply: 80
I could use a Jagie but gonna have to wait til I get a lifey.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 11:21pm; Reply: 81
It's the only life I've got right now.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sad but true...
Posted by: Ledbetter (Guest), February 17th, 2012, 11:43pm; Reply: 82
Are you guys kidding me?

1563 views and 83 post about an OWC that hasent even begun yet?

WTF?

Read some scripts people...

LOL

Shawn.....><
Posted by: Penoyer79, February 18th, 2012, 12:32am; Reply: 83
Ledbetter... dont worry... i'm on it.

that being said...if anyone has shorts they want read.... i'm game.... i doubt im half the writer most of you are - but i will certainly do my best to give my 2 cents.. for whatever its worth... which is about 2 cents.


Quoted from Pale Yellow
I think the name has to fit your character...so you might not be 'just' thinking about a name, but more a name that fits that unique character that you're already carrying in your mind.


it's quite ridiculous if you think about it...because its completely subjective....

the name "Heather" for me may relate in my mind to a "dirty, low life prostitute" while to you, that may be the name of your best friend on the planet.

so those of us spending hours stressing and searching for the PERFECT name (like me) are actually just totally wasting time
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 18th, 2012, 1:35am; Reply: 84

Quoted from Penoyer79
the name "Heather" for me may relate in my mind to a "dirty, low life prostitute" while to you, that may be the name of your best friend on the planet.


Heather was my first 3 wives name...and also the hooker I shacked up with in Cambodia for 11 days before I found Jesus, who happened to be the cop who busted me...and Heather.  But what comes around, goes around, and Jesus knew Heather from a prior life.

Then I woke up and realized I was still living in my parent's basement in Fish Creek, WI, hoping an OWC involving the name "Heather" would materialize before I go crazy.

Posted by: Electric Dreamer, February 18th, 2012, 10:53am; Reply: 85

Quoted from DarrenJamesSeeley


Imagine THAT for a 7wk challenge. Hey, after all that sex and murder on the train game awhile back, folks can do this blindfolded...


Oooh! Does that mean I get to set the dead fornicators on fire with a flare gun again?? ;D

Regards,
M.K.
Posted by: Grandma Bear, February 18th, 2012, 7:28pm; Reply: 86
I need a OWC so I can focus better. Right now I'm a little lost on my projects.   :-/
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 18th, 2012, 7:30pm; Reply: 87

Quoted from Grandma Bear
I need a OWC so I can focus better. Right now I'm a little lost on my projects.   :-/


I'm a little lost, period.

OK, That's BS - I'm completely lost.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), February 18th, 2012, 8:31pm; Reply: 88

Quoted from stevie
I want to be in an erotic thriller, going down and under... :o :X



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