Not gone -- but on a vacation for a few weeks -- and then busy working through some big changes after that.  Not bad stuff, but busy stuff.

Just saying -- if there is trouble brewing on a thread -- or you need something -- it will be better to send me a PM.

I'll be popping in now and then, but don't assume I will just notice stuff for the next coupla' months.

Enjoy your vacation, Bert. Let pandemonium on the boards begin!!!

While the cats away ..the mice will play :)

Enjoy the vacation Bert.

The king without his sword....

The land without its king...

Aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!

Have fun Bert.

I'll be sure and burn this place down. ;-)

Shawn

Just in time for an OWC party!

I vote for Jeff as moderator ::)

Have a good break.

Jeff as moderator...we're all f#+cked lol.  Only joking, Jeff.

Enjoy your vacation, Bert.

Vacation....I just can't get away with that.  It's a holiday and always will be to me.

Have a great journey, Bert!
Travel is a great preamble to change.

Live well!

Regards,
E.D.

Have a great vacation Bert.

Gabe

Sonofabitch Dumblick Shitbricks Grandmastickafingerinmyass Lintlicker.

We can check how often he pops back in by how fast my #8 post gets deleted.  This is post #9 right now.  :-)


Have a great vacation, Bert!

Quoted from Reef Dreamer Just in time for an OWC party! I vote for Jeff as moderator ::) Have a good break.

OMG great idea...OWC party....

AND JEFF as moderator!!!! *smile* Give the board a good ole UFC feel to it :) haha

Jeff as moderator? We'll have armed security enforcing rules! The SS? JK. Jeff moderates, I'm in.

Enjoy your vacation Bert! :]

Have a great vacation and sorry about the shoot...

I promise not to start any brawls while you're gone...although a good invigorating discussion on current politics could enliven this place. Let me have a few beers first then I'll be ready.  ;D

Who's bert? And why do all fear him?

Got my plum wine ready....

...for the politics and religion pow wow :) laughin ;)

*sings* another Saturday night blah blah blah..I got some money cuz I just got paid...blah blah blah ;)

Have fun bert.  And don't worry.  I'll keep an eye on things. ;-)

http://media.photobucket.com/image/bert%20pakistan/elimtevir/pakistan-for-bert.jpg

That's power! That's why he's feared!

Ok, People...listen up.  I run a tight ship, and you need to be aware of that.

First of all, let's cut down on the cursing.  Suri Holmes Cruise could be reading this right now and we want to set a good example of being upstanding citizens and professional wannabe writers.

Secondly, I want to see some glowing reviews and feedback for every script you read. If you don't like it or think it may...uh...think it may...like...not be great, I don't care.  I want you to tell that writer how great he or she is and what a wonderful command of the English language they have.

And finally, and this is important, I want all of you to get completely shitfaced at least 1 night while our revered Bert is away and let everyone know how you really feel about a script.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jeff for new Mod - vote now!

Quoted from Dreamscale Ok, People...listen up.  I run a tight ship, and you need to be aware of that.

I'm in a pirate mood so I'm all for mutiny or just a blatant takeover!

Polish the brass, mop the deck, and shine your slugs.

Quoted from leitskev Polish the brass, mop the deck, and shine your slugs.

Don't worry. Jeff knows all about polishing his slug...

I'm sure his deck humms like a tuning fork when he is done polishing it. ;-)

Shawn.....><

lol, as mod, he can get someone else to polish his slug.

Quoted from Dreamscale I am always completely shitfaced

Bert is from Sesame Street, don't you know him !!

He and Earnie are an item.

Just kidding have a gr8 break as we can be sooooo annoying and a de-stresser can help.

Alex

Quoted from Dreamscale And finally, and this is important, I want all of you to get completely shitfaced at least 1 night while our revered Bert is away and let everyone know how you really feel about a script.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm underage, so that's probably not advisable... I'll have a gingerbeer for you, bert. Sorry, it's the closest I can get :D

Have an awesome break, mate :)