Open Sunday Night invite!

There seems to be a LOT o f “Lurkers” on Simply Scripts tonight.

What I mean by “Lurkers” are people who are watching behind the scenes but not quite sure as to whether or not they should chime in.

If you are someone who is a member here and have never posted, I want to warmly invite you to do so tonight.

This is your thread to say hello, I’m new here without having to start one yourself.

If you watch what’s going on and wish to say hello to Simply Scripts, then please make your presence known by saying hello here.

So many times, we forget that people who have never posted, but are members are watching.

I want to be the first to welcome you and ask that you take a moment to introduce yourself and say hello.

Welcome to SIMPLY SCRIPTS.

Shawn…..><

Hello.  I am very shy.  My name is Rosco.  I am from live in a double wide outside Knoxville.  I very am happy to say hi to all yous people here on this fine old site.

Shawn, maybe your avatar scared them off?

Rosco, welcome to the boards. lol

Oops....

Forgot to zip my nanner skin up.

Well, it was a good try but I suppose people will jump in and say hello when they damn well want to.

Welcome to simply scripts Rosco. Lol

Shawn.....><

His yous guys.  Is reallys likes this old site.  Havin' me a little old hodown todays.

I've heard me about some Aussie dude by the name of Stevie.  Hers he's a rel old hoot.

Cheers to yous alls.

Hey Shawn, now I think about it, maybe both our avatars scared them off.  They're not the most welcoming are they. lol

Oh hot dang...yous didn't scare old Rosco off.  I've seen a hankerin of alot more scary shit in my years, sons.

Now, some of you all's writin' be a tad scary, though.

I's wants to learn this writin' stuff, so you bes my teacher now, you hears me?

Quoted from alffy Hey Shawn, now I think about it, maybe both our avatars scared them off.  They're not the most welcoming are they. lol

Ha!

Nothing like an Avatar that "gives them the finger", eh?

Wait a minute...WAIT A MINUTE...

Alffy, your Avatar way very sum up the entire American elections this year for president of the United States.  ;D

Shawn.....><

Quoted from Dreamscale Oh hot dang...yous didn't scare old Rosco off.  I've seen a hankerin of alot more scary shit in my years, sons. Now, some of you all's writin' be a tad scary, though. I's wants to learn this writin' stuff, so you bes my teacher now, you hears me?

Welcome again Rosco...

If you really want to get a sense of the fantastic writing around here, read...

FART TO WHITE

It's a high mountain thriller involving a maniac who causes murder and mayhem by causing avalanches on unsuspecting skiers but amplifying his farts through a bull horn.

it's an "instant classic” and a "must read" exclaims Playboy magazine. :D

Shawn.....><

OMG you boys are way too bored!

Hey Rosco

My name is Alex and I am from Perth, Australia, the number of Australians on this site a few and far between though that Steve you mentioned lives only a stone throw away from me. (Small World).

Good of you showing up on this thread though I have seen your name in some of my comments before and thankyou for that.

Stay active and post.

Bye for now

PS Dena we are not bored !!!! We just like to type. Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type.
Hee Hee SORRY

Quoted from Alex_212 I am from Perth, Australia, the number of Australians on this site a few and far between

And the New Zealand tally is up to 1... Just me...

I reckon I have heard stories about that Aussie Stevie's short jean shorts that boy used to wear when he traveled to America.  Now don't be going and getting me wrong here.  I ain't be into no short short wearing man from Australia, but I done did hear that he be 1 of the finest wroters or writers this here lil old site ever did come across.

I thank y'all for the festivous invite to your site and I be sure to post my first script I did write over the weekend   And I will be on the look out for that giant fart script Ledbetter recommended - I actually just farted and my lil baby cousin, Emily Lynn Sue said it smelled something akin to a rotting peach.

My script is called...well now, ya'll just have to sit real tight-like and wait for it to show up, now, won't ya?

Quoted from Dreamscale I reckon  that Aussie Stevie's a goddam legend. Now, y'all excuse me while I change my diaper...

Quoted from Ledbetter Welcome again Rosco... If you really want to get a sense of the fantastic writing around here, read... FART TO WHITE It's a high mountain thriller involving a maniac who causes murder and mayhem by causing avalanches on unsuspecting skiers but amplifying his farts through a bull horn. it's an "instant classic” and a "must read" exclaims Playboy magazine. :D Shawn.....><

With a soon to follow sequel:

FADE TO FROSTBITE IN COFFIN CANYON

Ol' Rosco's back, y'all.  Haven't found me that ol' giant fart script yet.

Where do I find me this Frostbite script?  I done heard lots of good old thangs about it.  Reminds me of the time I actually got me some of that frostbite.  I was damn near death, I'll tell ya.  My fuckin' toes ain't never looked like toes since.

WTF is Rosco?

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Least it was your TOES :)

And who the hell is Rosco?

Did you get frostbite from the script that night ole Rosco stole your socks to make him some mittens?

*confused* and I'm not even blond anymore! :)

Just fuckin' 'round...and bored.

Led posted a thread and I tried to lure some folks in.

AYYYYEEE!!!!!!

Go out and have some fun!

Ya'll look like a ripe Spring flower, there, Angry Bear.  You be of the Scandinavian descent now"

I find me in a tizzy, actuuuuually.  Kind 'a stuck between the here and the now...or then...or sumthang like 1 of the above...

Quoted from Dreamscale Ya'll look like a ripe Spring flower, there, Angry Bear.

Be careful....Angry Bear carries a Big Pink Gun!!!

Quoted from Grandma Bear Be careful....Angry Bear carries a Big Pink Gun!!!

You know, when you say it like that - it sounds quite masculine.

Not intentional......I swear!

...or a little pink gun.  I have rightly seen that there gun you reference, there Bear.  Now, don't be reading no shit into that, cuz I do not like me no guns and definitely no pink persuasions of said guns.

We be friends now, no?  Rosco be a lover not no fighter or scorner, or...ugh...what he said...or was it she who said it.  Not sure who said what, now, ya'll.

I just know that...well...I know that...this here site is the numero uno kickass suite or site of all the writin' sites this side of the Andes.

I welcome or your welcome to y'all.

Quoted from Grandma Bear Be careful....Angry Bear carries a Big Pink Gun!!!

When you say it like that...
It sounds like it needs batteries! ;D

E.D.