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Posted by: Guest, March 3rd, 2013, 4:12pm
hahahaha.
I heard about this.
I didn’t know the guy’s name was Jeff Bush!
That’s pretty effin weird.
Posted by: Pale Yellow, March 3rd, 2013, 4:44pm; Reply: 1
OMG Glad it wasn't our Jeff!!!!!
Posted by: Forgive, March 3rd, 2013, 5:08pm; Reply: 2
Yeah - I heard this on the radio, all the way over in Engerlund, and they were just like, lets assume he's dead, and not bother looking ...
Glad to hear it's not you Jeff. Commiserations to the other guy's family.
Posted by: Oney.Mendoza, March 3rd, 2013, 5:16pm; Reply: 3
Our Jeff lives in Arizona. I think...
ONEY
Posted by: SteveFauquier, March 3rd, 2013, 6:38pm; Reply: 4
On a strange side note, it'd make interesting material for a script, but I'm not gonna touch it.
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Lol yeah I was just thinking that.
"Jeff Bush was in his bedroom Thursday night in Seffner — a suburb of 8,000 people 15 miles east of downtown Tampa — when the ground opened and took him and everything else in his room."
Yikes. Eaten alive by the Earth. Maybe our planet is just a giant monster and we are the food. Scary stuff.
Posted by: KevinLenihan, March 3rd, 2013, 7:13pm; Reply: 5
If that's our Jeff, he's not dead. Just going home to cook up some more mischief!
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), March 3rd, 2013, 7:27pm; Reply: 6
Dammit! I sent a sinkhole to the wrong guy!
Phil
Posted by: Electric Dreamer, March 3rd, 2013, 7:51pm; Reply: 7
Our Jeff would get the sinkhole plastered on Jager and climb out. ;D
E.D.
Posted by: CoopBazinga, March 3rd, 2013, 8:30pm; Reply: 8
I knew it couldn't be our Jeff when I saw the guy was 37. Isn't Jeff like 100 but well preserved by all the Jager he drinks. ;D
Posted by: KevinLenihan, March 3rd, 2013, 9:05pm; Reply: 9
Three pubs and a strip joint mysteriously went into sinkholes first. Something was looking for him.
Posted by: stevie, March 4th, 2013, 12:49am; Reply: 10
We'd know if Jeff carked it:
Firstly, I wouldn't get drunken Skype calls on Saturday arvo anymore and...
The share price of Jagie would plummet...
Actually, I heard our Jeff was keen for it to happen to his house as he hasn't been in any hole for ages....
Posted by: wonkavite (Guest), March 4th, 2013, 6:15am; Reply: 11
Stevie,
Dude! Ew......! :)
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), March 4th, 2013, 9:53am; Reply: 12
Funny, guys. Very funny.
I am communicating with you from deep within the bowels of the Earth. I still haven't found my TV, but luckily, my computer came to rest a few feet from where I did.
I did some exploring last night and was happy to find my local strip club also got swallowed up. The last of the living strippers kicked it early this morning, but some of the deceased ones seem to be holding up pretty well. I've never been a big necrophiliac, but as Stevie's always said, when it's dark, one hole is just as good as another.
I'm hoping to be rescued later this morning. See you all soon.
Posted by: Helio, March 4th, 2013, 10:01am; Reply: 13
Wow! Jeff from beyond!
;-)
Posted by: KevinLenihan, March 4th, 2013, 10:05am; Reply: 14
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), March 4th, 2013, 10:06am; Reply: 15
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes...to many, and I don't like any of them!!!!
Posted by: KevinLenihan, March 4th, 2013, 10:08am; Reply: 16
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), March 4th, 2013, 10:33am; Reply: 17
INT. SINKHOLE - NIGHT
Phil
Posted by: KevinLenihan, March 4th, 2013, 12:25pm; Reply: 18
INT. SINKHOLE - NIGHT - TRAVELING
Just to really piss him off.
Posted by: Ryan1, March 4th, 2013, 4:13pm; Reply: 19
Gonna be a great scene when Jeff blasts outta that hole like Lone Wolf McQuade.
Posted by: Dreamscale (Guest), March 4th, 2013, 4:16pm; Reply: 20
The problem is it will be NC17 rated, though, as a bunch of naked, decomposed strippers will blast out with me.
Posted by: RegularJohn, March 4th, 2013, 5:18pm; Reply: 21
That'd be one hell of a movie poster!
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), March 4th, 2013, 10:59pm; Reply: 22
Am I the only one who found it weird that they gave up on this guy after only three days? They didn't send a rescue crew or a camera or even a monkey with a bottle of Jager down there.
Phil
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