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Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), June 12th, 2013, 7:24pm
So, yesterday someone contacted me via e-mail, asking if my company is willing to ship to Kuwait. He mentions that he has his own shipping agent to make things easier for me.
With spidey senses tingling, I asked what, exactly, he was looking for. He asked me for my website.
I told him that my company, and its numerous divisions, has several websites and I need him to be more specific. He asked me to send him all my URLs.
Now, I need to gather the most outrageous URLs for this guy...
Any suggestions are appreciated. Keep 'em clean and almost believable.
Phil
Posted by: trickyb, June 12th, 2013, 9:02pm; Reply: 1
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), June 12th, 2013, 9:13pm; Reply: 2
I need actual products... things that could be sent to Kuwait.
Keep it clean. Weird but clean.
Phil
Posted by: trickyb, June 12th, 2013, 9:39pm; Reply: 3
Posted by: Heretic, June 12th, 2013, 9:50pm; Reply: 4
Posted by: Pale Yellow, June 13th, 2013, 10:12am; Reply: 5
Posted by: ajr, June 13th, 2013, 11:06am; Reply: 6
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), June 13th, 2013, 2:47pm; Reply: 7
I sent this guy five URLS that were supposedly mine: four were for sex toys and one was for marshmallow peeps. I got this reply:
Quoted Text Phil, Good to read back from you, I would like you to get back to me with the total cost plus shipping via the below shipping agency,for the quantity of item requested below:
Moon Plug Anal Toy Violet ................................... 20 Pcs
Dare Anal Toy ................................20 Pcs
The Assifier Item# 105A ................................ 50 Pcs
Valentino Vibrating Silicone Anal Toy ................................ 30 Pcs
MY DELIVERY ADDRESS
Walcking Supply LTD 42 alkalid road 13107 safir Kuwait Tell: +94 3727 3598
Also, I experience difficulties when it comes to getting orders to my address here in safir Kuwait Islands i would be best if you contact the shipper which i used in the past (frogairservice@gmail.com.)
I will need you to obtain a quote and get back to me with:
COST OF THE ORDER
COST OF THE SHIPPING VIA FROG AIR SHIPPING CO.
TOTAL COST (ORDER + SHIPPING VIA FROG AIR SHIPPING CO)
Once i have these details, i will get back to you with my credit card details immediately.so you can charge and make the necessary shipping
arrangements.
Regards Walt |
to which I replied:
Quoted Text Walt,
Having checked our inventory, we have all the items you request, except for the Assifier. We only have nine of these items in stock (they are a very popular item this time of year as, I'm sure, you can understand). The unit price is $11.95 each (total for the nine: $107.55.
In regards to the other items, you are very close to getting bulk discounts:
The Moon Plug Anal Toy is currently listed at $72 per unit, and you've requested 20 units (total: $1460.). If you were to order 24, the unit price would drop to $66 (total: $1564.);
The Dare Anal Toy (my personal favorite!) is currently listed at $120 per unit and you've requested 20 units (total: $2400.). If you were to order 24, the unit price would drop to $105 (total: $2490);
The Valentino Vibrating Silicon Anal Toy is currently listed at $40 per unit (total: $1200). As you are buying in bulk, the unit cost is $33 (total: $970). Be advised that this particular model is being discontinued in August.
Please let me know if you wish to go with these incredible discounts or not. From there, I can establish shipping parameters and will contact Frog Air Shipping.
Phil Knuttsakk |
I can't wait to start discussing shipping...
Posted by: Reef Dreamer, June 13th, 2013, 3:40pm; Reply: 8
Yeah, too right. I always get discount on the Moon Plug Anal...err....
Posted by: stevie, June 13th, 2013, 4:27pm; Reply: 9
You need a plug mule to carry all these devices.
I nominate old buddy Jeff to fulfill this dangerous mission.
:P :X :o
Posted by: Bogey, June 13th, 2013, 4:39pm; Reply: 10
I thought the Assifier was more of a winter stocking stuffer, no? Hope that doesn't affect your cred with Walt.
Posted by: dogglebe (Guest), June 13th, 2013, 5:04pm; Reply: 11
Walt is going for the bulk discount. How exciting! Oddly enough, he never checked my math. Most of my numbers are wrong.
Phil
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