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Posted by: Don, September 14th, 2013, 4:18pm
The Soda Machine by Michael J Kospiah (spesh2k) - Short, Horror - A man's mission to get his dollar back from a soda machine takes a turn for the worse... - pdf, format 8)
Posted by: Reel-truth, September 14th, 2013, 5:28pm; Reply: 1
Hey spesh2k

I decided to give this a read, I was in the mood for a good horror short. You blended some comedy into it, which I liked. It give your story a little more spice, giving the setting was taken place in a laundromat.

As for the story.....to be honest, I'm not sure what I think about it.  Midway through I thought I figured out what was going to happen to Johnson.

He was shaking the vending machine at one point...and I'm just thinking....Yep he's getting crushed. But you did a good job of throwing that idea out the window...lol



SPOILERS:
      
       Johnson
Who the fuck brings an axe to a
fucking laundromat?

I laughed at this one. And I noticed you probably added it in while writing... thinking to yourself," The reader will probably pick up on the this...let me just have Johnson say it out loud" And the fact that you had comedy sprinkled through, made that line work for me.

Now as for your ending....like I said, you definitely through the obvious out the window. And you went to a whole different place entirely..lol Which I can appreciate. I like a story taking me in an entirely new direction.

But...u went to a place where men are fucking vending machines...lol I could buy the old crazy man getting down with a vending machine, he's crazy, probably thinks its his wife. But the moment you had Johnson do it....it just didn't quite work for me.

I thought the old man was crazy for talking to the soda machine...but then after he's killed...Johnson talks and listens the soda machine too....How? and why?

Like I said, I was with you all the way until....shit I'll even reach to the extent of Johnson shoving the old man's penis into the machine. But then I would have to buy the fact that he can communicate with it as well...but the moment he dropped his pants...you lost me.

Overall I did like it. You write good. Just that ending man...lol If shock was what you were going for....you nailed it...lol


Reel-truth


Posted by: stevemiles, September 14th, 2013, 5:52pm; Reply: 2

Michael,

‘Who the fuck brings an axe to a fucking laundromat?!’ Nice.

Twisted. Very twisted -- yet at the same time funny and engaging.  I think it’s hard to pull this type of thing off, kind of a fine line but the humour here kept the shock value in check.

I think you mentioned somewhere this was picked up? Can’t remember for sure, makes me wonder what the rating for a severed penis would be...  

Typo on p.1 ‘...dead of flickering.’

Anyways, I took it at face value and enjoyed the read, certainly not what I was expecting. I fear I’ll never look at a vending machine the same way again.  

Steve.
Posted by: LC, September 14th, 2013, 6:19pm; Reply: 3
Michael, I like stuff that's out there but am undecided about this.

SPOILERS BELOW:

I really like the set-up, we've all been there - the frustration and injustice of a stupid machine taking our money and the surly uncooperative jerk (no pun intended  ;D) behind the counter, but this just didn't go the route I thought it might and so I was left a little unsatisfied.  ;D Sorry...couldn't resist another 'unintended' pun - I'll stop now.

One thing that bothered me was 'Johnson' - (apt name btw) being able to seemingly carry on a conversation through all of this after just having his hand lopped off - and not putting the torniquet on until after all of the action. I know it's horror and 'suspension of disbelief' and a horror anthology dictates plenty of blood, but...

There are some nice touches of humour in this, you write well, your characters are easily pictured, dialogue is smooth etc. but when thinking about this filmed I have to wonder if the overall audience consensus might be to groan. Then again, is this planned as a web-series? It might become a cult hit given I presume what might well be your youngish male demographic. I was just hoping for a different kind of 'story' I suppose. And, I suppose it also depends how this story fits in and contrasts with the others.

Speaking of which, I'm really interested in what other variation of scripts comprise this anthology. Will you be posting more?

Libby
Posted by: spesh2k, September 14th, 2013, 6:47pm; Reply: 4
Hey guys, thanks for reading.

To answer your question Steven (Miles), I was somehow able to get a producer and director for this "segment" of a collaborative project, a horror anthology called "Root of All Evil" -- it's 10 tales, all revolving around a $1 bill. In the tradition of films like VHS/VHS 2, ABC's of Death... though I like to describe it as "Coffee and Cigarettes" if it were a horror anthology. Low to micro-budget.

In fact, "The Soda Machine" is probably the highest budget segment in the whole anthology.

I have several writers on board and have 6 directors involved -- the goal is to have a different director for each tale. The only tales that connect are the bookends (the opening segment and the end segment).

Still in the process of getting the other "tales" from the other writers I have on board. But the idea of the anthology only came about 3 weeks ago, so the fact that I was able to get producers/directors/writers involved from all over the world was encouraging.

So far, two of the tales are already in pre-production -- The Soda Machine will be filmed in Australia. The other tale in pre-production is "Tooth for a Tooth" which will be shot in England -- I posted that one on here months ago and think it's still here on the boards. Of course, I rewrote that one to fit the theme better, though I didn't have to change much. Production was delayed on "Tooth", partly due to its inclusion intot he anthology.

As for "The Soda Machine", one of the producers works for an FX company that specializes in prosthetics for horror films... we'll see how they bring it to life. No easy task. But I feel good about it.

LC - I may post more, though I'd have to get the other writers' permission. I wrote four of the tales and am helping smooth out some of the others. But on the most part, I got together some of the best writers I know, a lot of them repped by some highly touted agencies and management companies. Very talented writers, indeed.

What made me want to make this a collaborative was the idea of mixing contrasting writing styles, contrasting stories, and contrasting visions from each director.

Not all tales are shock and schlock like this one... this one, I guess, is the "weird" one... kinda going for Cronenberg kinda stuff with this one. But the tales vary in tone and style, only sharing the same theme.

As for comments on "The Soda Machine":

Yeah, I was seeing how far I can take this w/ out being too predictable. At first the story was about a soda machine being haunted by the ghost of a girl that the owner of the laudromat had murdered -- it just felt too predictable and safe.

So, I went the Cronenberg route...

As for Johnson not putting a tourniquet on sooner... him fucking the machine was kind of strange impulse kinda thing... my thinking was that, if a guy is weird enough to fuck a soda machine, then he's weird enough to fuck the machine first and then put a tourniquet over his hand. Also, after the halfway point, this is pretty much told in real time... which makes the final sequence only about 3-4 minutes long. So, after getting your hand chopped off, you gotta think about priorities... sure, getting a tourniquet on that stump would be important, but to find an opportunity to do that, you gotta kill the guy who chopped off your hand first. After that, then tourniquet... but... he's right there next to the machine... wouldn't play well cinematically if he left to put a tourniquet on, then returned to the machine... so he gets his hand back from the machine, then does what the machine wants... then some weird, impulsive thing happens... he fucks the machine. Found the visual to be better if he was fucking this thing with an uncovered, bloody stump where his hand used to be.

Then, I thought about what if Johson's penis got stuck in? But, I thought that would be too predictable at this point, so I kept this ending.

-- Michael
Posted by: LC, September 14th, 2013, 6:58pm; Reply: 5
Good stuff. Looking forward to reading more if you post them. Btw, I didn't get around to posting feedback at the time, but really enjoyed 'Tooth for a Tooth'.

Good luck with this, look forward to seeing the final product. :)

P.S. Yep, re the tourniquet, I thought about this shortly after posting. It wouldn't be much fun or much of a 'horror' without all that blood flying around.
Posted by: Leegion, September 14th, 2013, 7:08pm; Reply: 6
Well, that was... disturbing... I can't really say anything else, normally I'm all for a review after reading something, but I might be wrapping my head around this for a while.

There was humour, horror and gore... along with a creepy old Liver-Spot dude pelvic thrusting a soda machine...?

In the words of a wise man:  I'd buy that for a dollar.  In this case, no SODA MACHINE is ever getting my dollar (or British pound) EVER again, lol.

Nice job, Michael.  This was a rather odd tale, one of the strangest I've read in a while.  Dialogue was excellent btw, but I'm never gonna look at a vending machine the same way again.
Posted by: spesh2k, September 14th, 2013, 7:18pm; Reply: 7
Steven - "I fear I’ll never look at a vending machine the same way again."

Lee - "Dialogue was excellent BTW, but I'm never gonna look at a vending machine the same way again."

Thanks guys. Exactly what I was going for. I tried doing for soda machines what "Requiem for a Dream" did for refrigerators and double-sided dildos.

-- Michael
Posted by: spesh2k, September 14th, 2013, 7:28pm; Reply: 8
Facebook page BTW. Lots more work to do, including locking down the remainder of the segments and locking down the rest of our directors (I'm heavy into talks with several right now)... but w/ two of the segments in pre production, things are moving along very well, great momentum thus far...

https://www.facebook.com/RootofAllEvilHorrorAnthology?notif_t=page_new_likes
Posted by: Leegion, September 14th, 2013, 7:34pm; Reply: 9
Looking interesting, Michael.  I quite like things like the Twilight Zone, you know, small stories condensed into a sole presentation, so the Root of All Evil Anthology seems to be something I might check out.

Looking forward to seeing how Pelvic Thrust plays its part in it, lol.
Posted by: spesh2k, September 14th, 2013, 8:17pm; Reply: 10
Thanks, Lee, hopefully it gets people talking. We're aiming (realistically) at VOD/straight to DVD rental... shock may be considered cheap and schlocky, but we need to take chances to ramp up "appeal"... and I think with "The Soda Machine" as well as our other tales, we're on the right track with our target audience... hopefully, it gets people talking.

-- Michael
Posted by: Guest, September 15th, 2013, 4:42pm; Reply: 11
It better get people talking.

Glad to see one of the shorts up on here.

This is truly an 'out there' kind of story haha
Posted by: SteveUK, September 17th, 2013, 7:33am; Reply: 12
Hey Michael,

I'd say this is more of a surreal comedy with horror elements than a straight horror, and it certainly made me chuckle a few times. You really went all out with the perverted gore - In fact it's the kind of scene I'd expect to find in a Troma or Frank Henenlotter film, so kudos on that!

The only thing that bugged me has already been mentioned by a couple of others - Johnson's reaction to being attacked with an axe.

I don't think he would say "Who the fuck brings an axe to a fucking laundromat?!" right after he's just had his hand chopped off. He'd most likely be rolling round on the floor, screaming in pain. Might be better to have him say this right before the chopping.

In fact, Johnson doesn't seem particularly fazed at all by the fact that he's just been mutilated. He's more bothered about seeing the old man's butt than the fact he's actually bleeding to death. I'd at least have him writhing in agony a little, then maybe using his belt as a tourniquet before making his move for the axe.

You've definitely got a talent for writing. The dialogue was good, as was your perverted creativity. This wasn't at all what I was expecting when I started reading and I have to say I was both pleasantly and disgustedly surprised!
Posted by: Toby_E, September 17th, 2013, 8:44am; Reply: 13
Michael,

You twisted fuck!

Horror is one of my least favourite genres, because I am a such a bad ass that nothing scares me... :P All kidding aside, there have been the occasional horror which I have enjoyed, but normally I am left unfulfilled by their common nihilistic endings.

However, I loved this short. Why? Well, because dark comedy is one of my favourite genres of films and this, my friend, most definitely had its dark comedy moments! I was really glad that you went down the surreal, over-the-top violence and story route with this horror, as opposed to the classic teenagers running through a wood route which too many horrors seem to rely on.

I knew I was in for a treat from the moment the old dude was caught servicing himself to the appliance magazine, as I gathered that this was going down the fucked up, dark comedy route and prepared myself for an enjoyable read.

For the most part, the dialogue was great. I have, however, listed a few minor gripes that I had:

Page 6- I wasn't a huge of this line spoken by Johnson: "Is this one of them fucking joke shows? If it is, it ain’t fucking funny!" It just seemed a little too obvious, you know? I've read scripts/ watched films where characters have said similar "am I being Punk'd?" lines. The rest of the script feels so unique. I'd ditch this line of dialogue for something which fits the rest of the script.

Johnson: "Who the fuck brings an axe to a fucking laundromat?!" This line made me chuckle, but I found Johnson's reaction to the whole event to be a tad too unbelievable. I know you are purposely going for an over-the-top script, but this crossed the line too far, in my opinion. I love this line though, so I'd definitely say keep it. Just maybe have Johnson say it earlier? Like, when the old dude is advancing on him with the axe?

Page 10- I feel that you missed a great opportunity with Johnson's final line of dialogue for a clever pun/ play on words, more related to what actually happened in the laundromat. Because I feel that "I got held up at the laundromat" is too much of an ordinary line for this different, twisted story to end on.

The only other suggestion I would make would be to have Johnson care more about getting his soda. Because he seems to be more annoyed about not having a dollar for the dryer, as opposed to getting a soda, but yet still fucks the machine with the old guy's dick? No way would I do that for a soda I didn't really care about! Or, maybe the machine tells him she will refund his dollar, if he pleasures her, or something like that.

But yeah, solid stuff. One quick question: What was stuck in the vending machine, which Johnson said he could feel? At first, I thought it would be the old guy's penis, and Johnson would pull his hand out in horror. But obviously, that wasn't the case, as the old dude's penis was most definitely still intact.

I am really looking forward to seeing the end product for this anthology. One recommendation I would make, in regards to the actual filming, is for you to ensure that all the directors use the same camera and lenses to film their segments on, as this will allow the shorts to feel like a piece of a bigger anthology, as opposed to a bunch of unrelated shorts. Linked to this, I would also recommend that the directors do not color grade their footage, and instead one person color grades everything, for the same reason.

All the best,

Toby.
Posted by: spesh2k, September 17th, 2013, 4:36pm; Reply: 14
Hey SteveUK, thanks a bunch for reading!


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I'd say this is more of a surreal comedy with horror elements than a straight horror, and it certainly made me chuckle a few times. You really went all out with the perverted gore - In fact it's the kind of scene I'd expect to find in a Troma or Frank Henenlotter film, so kudos on that!


Thanks, man! Love Troma, though I'm still sour that they turned down my application to be an intern back in my college days.


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I don't think he would say "Who the f*** brings an axe to a F**king laundromat?!" right after he's just had his hand chopped off. He'd most likely be rolling round on the floor, screaming in pain. Might be better to have him say this right before the chopping.


I saw a friend of mine get stabbed once (whilee in my car -- long story)... I looked down and saw his calf muscle hanging off and he said "Who the fuck stabs someone in their fucking calf?!"... I realize a severed hand is probably way more painful, though it was pretty disgusting to see in person. As for the script, he was on the floor screaming in pain. Just one line of action followed by the line of dialogue.


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In fact, Johnson doesn't seem particularly fazed at all by the fact that he's just been mutilated. He's more bothered about seeing the old man's butt than the fact he's actually bleeding to death. I'd at least have him writhing in agony a little, then maybe using his belt as a tourniquet before making his move for the axe.


Well, I do have him screaming on the floor in pain -- I think sheer agony is how I describe it. Then Old Man drops his pants... there's a reaction shot followed by "What kinda shit?" He then sees an opportunity to sneak up on Old Man.

As for going for a tourniquet, just didn't feel smooth in terms of a script... it would have been one of those typical moments when the audience is like "Why isn't he killing the guy who chopped off his hand? Why is he spending time putting on a tourniquet whilst the main threat to him is alive and well?" It's a laundromat, a small setting, not many places to hide. Plus his hand is still in the machine as well.

He sees an opportunity to take out the guy who took his hand and might possibly kill him. First things first... end the threat... then fix yourself up. BUT... a weird thing happens. The fucking of the soda machine was a strange impulsive kinda thing.


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You've definitely got a talent for writing. The dialogue was good, as was your perverted creativity. This wasn't at all what I was expecting when I started reading and I have to say I was both pleasantly and disgustedly surprised!


Thanks man, really appreciate it.

-- Michael
Posted by: spesh2k, September 17th, 2013, 7:15pm; Reply: 15
Hey Tobey, thanks for reading man.


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Johnson: "Who the f*** brings an axe to a F**king laundromat?!" This line made me chuckle, but I found Johnson's reaction to the whole event to be a tad too unbelievable. I know you are purposely going for an over-the-top script, but this crossed the line too far, in my opinion. I love this line though, so I'd definitely say keep it. Just maybe have Johnson say it earlier? Like, when the old dude is advancing on him with the axe?


The reason he doesn't say it before (and I did have the line as Old Man was advancing w/ the axe) is b/c it's still not clear whether Old Man is going to cut off his hand. Johnson is screaming for help b/c his hand is stuck... he sees Old Man and tells him there's something in the machine. He's not quite sure if Old Man is advancing on him or going to axe the machine... though it's obvious he's going attack Johnson with the axe, that character wouldn't be too sure.

The line fit better after his hand is cut off... he is screaming on the floor in "sheer agony" as I have it and screams the line whilst screaming.


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Page 10- I feel that you missed a great opportunity with Johnson's final line of dialogue for a clever pun/ play on words, more related to what actually happened in the laundromat. Because I feel that "I got held up at the laundromat" is too much of an ordinary line for this different, twisted story to end on.


Meh, that would have been expected, don't you think? I tried taking the story into every unexpected direction possible... I thought about having Johnson's Johnson caught in the machine, but that would have been expected at this point.

I wanted to play this as straight to contrast the weirdness of what happens. Yeah, the Old Man is jerking off to an appliance magazine, but the first 6 minutes of this is actually fairly understated... quiet and still on the most part. A pun at the end would have been kinda cheap IMO. The story's silly enough, but is quiet for most of it and starts off kinda serious, as if it were just another day. I wanted to end it that way.


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The only other suggestion I would make would be to have Johnson care more about getting his soda. Because he seems to be more annoyed about not having a dollar for the dryer, as opposed to getting a soda, but yet still f***s the machine with the old guy's dick? No way would I do that for a soda I didn't really care about! Or, maybe the machine tells him she will refund his dollar, if he pleasures her, or something like that.


Well, the theme of the anthology is a $1 bill, not soda. Johnson fucking the machine was a weird impulsive thing... it's as if he were drawn to it in some mysterious way. And he acts on that impulse. He doesn't need the soda, which makes him not giving Homeless Man a dollar look like even more of a dick move. The soda is not the driving force of the story. It's the dollar and getting that dollar back so that he can dry his work uniform (remember, he needs his uniform for work in a few hours). Feeling cheated and bitter, he says "Well, if I'm not gonna get that dollar, I sure as hell am gonna get that soda!" I thought that was enough.


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I am really looking forward to seeing the end product for this anthology. One recommendation I would make, in regards to the actual filming, is for you to ensure that all the directors use the same camera and lenses to film their segments on, as this will allow the shorts to feel like a piece of a bigger anthology, as opposed to a bunch of unrelated shorts. Linked to this, I would also recommend that the directors do not color grade their footage, and instead one person color grades everything, for the same reason.


Nah, that's not fun. The reason I brought on different writers and different directors was to have contrasting ideas, and some of those ideas require contrasting visions and looks. Each director will color grade, score and everything else post production on their own film -- only thing that will be the same throughout is the title intro to each film. As I mentioned, this is more "Coffee and Cigarettes" if it were a horror film. But each film will look different, the tones will vary. Kinda like the VHS films or ABC's of Death.

This is not just some random horror anthology... the theme, again, is that each story revolves around a $1 bill. So it's not like we're just stringing together a bunch of random horror tales... the $1 bill has enough continuity throughout (along w/ a running theme/motif I won't mention yet). Giving each film the same exact look is boring IMO, and makes it just like any other lame horror anthology (Tales of Terror for instance). Think of it as like sitting at a drive-in movie theater, but instead of just watching 2 feature length films, you're watching 10 horror films (but with the running theme).

We're going for a gritty, grindhouse style kinda horror anthology... making every film look the same sucks away at that appeal we're going for IMO.

Thanks for reading dude, glad you enjoyed it.

-- Michael
Posted by: SAC, September 17th, 2013, 9:31pm; Reply: 16
Mike,

You know, I always approach your stories as sort of a learning experiece.  I start out looking at the structure, then your action lines, watching how you do it, possibly looking for a mistake or something that seems awkward.  And then...I'm done!  I get so caught up in the story itself that everything else just falls by the wayside!  Bravo.

Excellent little tale here.  Reads kinda like a Stephen King short story:  gory, amusing, and perverted.  This had all of that.  Gore doesn't always make me cringe, but perversion like this always gets a laugh out of me.

The hand with a soda in it was genius.

The woman walking her dog looking in is worth the price of admission.

And you tied it up nicely too with Johnson dropping money into the bum's cup.

Great silly little tale!  Every character served a purpose, no loose ends.  Nice job.

Steve
Posted by: spesh2k, September 18th, 2013, 12:38am; Reply: 17
You're too kind Steve, thanks. I was actually watching Videodrome and really dug how straight Cronenberg played it... the tone was so serious, but everything that was happening was so absurd, yet it came across as creepy. Wanted to do something like that, kinda. Glad you enjoyed it, bud!

-- Michael
Posted by: oJOHNNYoNUTSo, September 19th, 2013, 10:08pm; Reply: 18
Michael,

Is it weird that I cracked open a soda and lit a cigarette after I read this?  Throughout I kept telling myself if that hand doesn't come out of the machine holding a soda, I'll be upset.

Hahaha!  Thank you for delivering!  Dialogue on the old man's end was great.  Nice visual on the the homeless dude grabbing his hand going for the cup.  I also will say I enjoyed the living soda machine.  I kinda have mixed feelings overall, but its pretty funny in an Army of Darkness sort of way.

Gosh, this is being produced?  I'm not sure if I can watch a severed penis wiggle all over the place, lol!  Fuck it, I'll check it out.

WTF did I just read!?!

Later,

Johnny
Posted by: spesh2k, September 20th, 2013, 4:46am; Reply: 19
Hey Johnny, the WTF reaction was what I was going for. Yeah, it's being produced, they're working on a shot list, casting, etc. All part of the anthology. Kinda following the ABC's of Death template here... that film was 26 letters in the alphabet, 26 ways to die, 26 directors... each production had their own post production, score, color grading (minimum color grading) and a budget of approx. 5 grand. Our anthology is 10-13 tales (based on the length - shooting for 3-10 pages/minutes) with even lower budgets. Highest budget segment is probably The Soda Machine (due to prosthetics).

I have 5 directors thus far and I'm getting more interest from directors... but the other writers have been a bit slow with their tales, so I haven't been able to show a complete script for the directors/producers to check out, so...

Submissions are open... if anybody wants to give it a shot... 3-10 minute micro budget horror w/ a dollar bill placed somewhere in the tale. If you wish to read the tales we do have just to get a better idea of what we're doing (they're not all like the Soda machine), or have any questions, PM me or shoot me an email.

spesh2k at msn dot com

Can't guarantee it makes the cut, but if it's really awesome, it will make the anthology. Just remember, micro budget and the theme is a dollar bill...

-- Michael
Posted by: James McClung, September 24th, 2013, 8:24pm; Reply: 20
Hey man. Checked this out like I said.

I think there's a way to read this that makes it very effective. Unfortunately, that's not the way I went into it. I expected something more spooky and suspense-driven with perhaps something of a campy Stephen King angle to it so as not to come off too serious. Read like that, it doesn't work. It's just too ridiculous.

I didn't get the Cronenberg vibe you were going for either. I think without the psychological component, it's just not the same. In addition, it's probably too vulgar and trashy to bare all that much resemblance to the work of our Canadian friend.

Speaking of vulgar and trashy, I was really put off by this at first but after some time to digest, I think this works best seen through sleaze-colored glasses, if you will. I think Frank Hennenlotter (sp?) would be a fair comparison. His films feel very comfortable reveling in trash but they're also clever, somewhat surreal, and make no bones about how ludicrous their plots are.

The homeless man particularly made me think of this type of stuff. On the one hand, you've got all the dirty language, severed penises, and such. Then you've got this guy who grabs Johnson with this kung fu grip. Not dirty, violent, or anything like that; just weird. And never explained, which makes it work even better.

If this is not anything close to what you were going for then you've got a problem. The dialogue's too over the top and vulgarity-ridden to be taken seriously and... well, you've got a guy fucking a soda machine. Enough said.

The one thing that irked me either way though is Johnson's whole reason for being at the laundromat in the first place. He's got to be at work in an hour, eh? Yeah. Ample time to do laundry... except not really. Sorta irresponsible, really.

Also, where does this guy work that he needs to clock in at 3 in the morning. Not that these jobs don't exist. It seems weird not to elaborate though.

That's about it, really. Writing was fine, more or less. No nitpicks really to speak of. Hope this helps.
Posted by: spesh2k, September 25th, 2013, 12:53am; Reply: 21
Hey James,

I'm about 30 pages into your zombie script, but I'll comment on that via email. As for Soda Machine...

What I was going for was pretty much "weird". And I got the exact reaction I was hoping for, overall. Will probably be quite the task for the Aussies producing/directing this piece, but they seem to be enjoying theirselves w/ pre-production process, getting together prosthetics, etc.

As for Cronenberg vibe, I wasn't going strictly for a Cronenberg carbon copy, but injecting just an element that exists in many of his earlier works. I didn't intend to dig too deeply into psyche as it's only a 10 page short about a guy, who, more or less, wants to get his dollar back from a soda machine... and things take a strange turn. As for being serious, I wanted to play it as straight as I possibly could given the ridiculous and over-the-top circumstances of the story.

And as for going to work at 3 in the morning, I worked 6 years night shift and early morning shift (4 a.m.) working security in the tri-state area (Philly, NJ and NYC). What's irresponsible about finishing laundry? His clothes were supposed to be done drying an hour before he was supposed to go to work, so IMO, he timed it pretty well. If he had gotten that dollar back for the machine (or had another dollar to pop into the dryer), dry his clothes for another 15-20 minutes, it would have been done just in time.

And "weird" not to elaborate? In my mind, I had him as a security guard, but how, in any way, does that have anything to do with what happens in the story? Is he going to use his security guard skills to get out of this situation? I highly doubt the audience will be bothered by the fact that they don't know what he does for a living or will be scratching their heads saying to themselves "Who the hell works at that time? Ugh, I don't buy it!"

I don't know what you thought I was going for, but in the 1st 2 pages, there's a guy jerking off to an appliance magazine... should pretty much give at least some indication what the audience is in for. And, again, as to what I was going for -- I think a dude fucking a soda machine pretty much says it all.
Posted by: James McClung, September 25th, 2013, 1:05pm; Reply: 22

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And as for going to work at 3 in the morning, I worked 6 years night shift and early morning shift (4 a.m.) working security in the tri-state area (Philly, NJ and NYC). What's irresponsible about finishing laundry? His clothes were supposed to be done drying an hour before he was supposed to go to work, so IMO, he timed it pretty well. If he had gotten that dollar back for the machine (or had another dollar to pop into the dryer), dry his clothes for another 15-20 minutes, it would have been done just in time.


Fair enough. Like I said, I know late night jobs exist.

The laundry, I think I might've missed something. I figured he'd only been washing his clothes for a little while at this point, meaning it'd still take a while before they were dry and he'd be off to go to work. I say irresponsible because I figure something as time-consuming as this wouldn't be done within an hour of one needing to be at work (he still needs to put on his uniform, assuming he has to go home to do that, and make his commute, assuming he doesn't live 5-10 minutes away), not to mention I'd figure he'd have his uniform good to go within an hour of his shift.


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And "weird" not to elaborate? In my mind, I had him as a security guard, but how, in any way, does that have anything to do with what happens in the story? Is he going to use his security guard skills to get out of this situation? I highly doubt the audience will be bothered by the fact that they don't know what he does for a living or will be scratching their heads saying to themselves "Who the hell works at that time? Ugh, I don't buy it!"


Again, fair enough, although I wasn't really getting at "Who the hell works at that time?" Just wasn't expecting it, I guess

I should probably just leave things like this alone. I sometimes get caught up in this kind of minutia when I'm writing but at a certain point, people don't really notice. I just like to mention everything that jumps out at me, however minor or random it may be.


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I don't know what you thought I was going for, but in the 1st 2 pages, there's a guy jerking off to an appliance magazine... should pretty much give at least some indication what the audience is in for. And, again, as to what I was going for -- I think a dude fucking a soda machine pretty much says it all.


I guess. You said you wanted to play it straight though and with a guy jerking off to appliances, I just can't wrap my head around it. Figure it'd have to be played like something trashy and 80s to really work.

But then I don't know. Screenplays are words on pages. Films are films. I guess sometimes it's just easier to take things in when you've got the images and all right in front of you. Maybe there's a way this can play out onscreen that I haven't considered yet.
Posted by: Elmer, September 25th, 2013, 4:37pm; Reply: 23
I really don't know what to make of this script. It was technically well written but otherwise lacking. I just don't understand what the point is. It isn't scary, it isn't thrilling, it isn't amusing, it isn't dramatic...it's just gross and weird for its own sake. Ordinarily, even when I find something to be an appalling waste of time, I try to chalk it up to the fact that perhaps I wasn't the intended target audience. I really don't enjoy being harsh. But I can't imagine that this actually has a target audience.

Just weird. Mega, mega weird. I don't get the point of it.
Posted by: spesh2k, September 25th, 2013, 5:32pm; Reply: 24
Thanks for checking it out Elmer... no it isn't scary, thrilling or very dramatic... but most people who fit the target audience found it amusing and schlocky, which is what I was going for... when you write a story about a guy having sex w/ a soda machine, you know it's not going to be for everybody... in fact, the audience that would enjoy something like this is probably thin. But I feel like the film (segment 3 in the anthology) will find a little niche.

As for the point... I doubt anyone, even the target audience, wouldn't get the point. It's a disgusting and repulsive little tale, but IMO, amusing and obviously, anyone else who would find this amusing would be the target audience. Very excited to see how the director handles this one... through talks, it sounds like he's sticking very closely to the script... at the worst, it'll be a topic for conversation.

Thanks again!

-- Michael
Posted by: DV44, September 26th, 2013, 11:17am; Reply: 25
Hey Michael,

In some sick way I really enjoyed this. Great job, man! As I was reading I was thinking this was going to be a standard thriller/horror. Old man versus Johnson in some sort of standoff but then things took a dramatic turn when the old man stuck his junk into the soda machine and began to have sex with it. WTF!! You took it to another level when the old man's penis got cut off. WTF!! But you didn't stop there,  Johnson started to have sex with the machine. Holy s**t!! Wow! Loved it!! I didn't see that coming. Very strange but oh so very entertaining.

Nothing more to add but it was nicely written with outstanding visuals. Overall, great job.

Congrats on getting this filmed. I would love to see it when it's finished.

Best of luck.

- Dirk
Posted by: spesh2k, September 26th, 2013, 8:37pm; Reply: 26
Hey Dirk,

Thanks, man. As I said, I knew this wouldn't be for everybody. But I really think I went to a place where nobody expected the story to go... and when I thought of taking a more conventional turn, it felt boring and predictable, so I tried going as far and as unexpected as I can go.

A lot of people might not "get it", though I don't really think there's much to get, and many people might wonder why the story went where it went... but the formula has been done to death... not saying the "formula" doesn't work, but it doesn't matter which way you go, it's been done before... so, my goal was to go where nobody thought it would go... the reason there is a formula in the first place is because people want a story to go in a certain direction, whether they admit to it or not, based on genre, etc... there's always expectations... sometimes, when a story takes a different turn, they like it, but if it goes completely off course, most likely nobody will like it.... especially when it's as perverse and repulsive as something like this. I feel like a short film is the perfect way to experiment w/ something super weird. And it's getting made (part of a feature film, a horror anthology that I've somehow put together and got a bunch of producers, directors and writers together for)...

Thanks again, Dirk, you've always been a huge supporter of my writing, especially during times when I was down on myself... hopefully the anthology at least builds somewhat of a following, and Soda Machine has people talking, whether they hate it or not...

-- Michael
Posted by: spesh2k, August 6th, 2020, 9:20pm; Reply: 27
Well, after 7 long years, someone is actually going to make this. Just sold the script to Table 8 Productions/Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas -- it will be my second collaboration with director Troy Heard, who starts filming my comedy short, "Reverse Psychology" this weekend. This might be one of my favorite things that I've written -- I've been obsessed with trying to get this thing made since 2013 and not getting it made ate at me, even after 2 feature films, a theatrical release and everything else. This script has ALWAYS been on my mind. But due to its, uh, content, it was hard to find anyone with enough balls to film this lol. So, thank God for Troy and our shared fucked up sense of humor.

They're location scouting at the moment for The Soda Machine and cameras won't roll until the end of September -- there's a few prosthetics they need to make first (if you read the script, you know what I mean). But we already have a practical FX guy on board. You can check out this article on him -- he was the one who created the naked Trump statues you may have heard about. https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2016/09/qa_with_joshua_ginger_monroe_t.html
Posted by: LC, August 6th, 2020, 10:47pm; Reply: 28
Congrats, Michael! Great News. Just shows to persevere too. :)
Posted by: stevemiles, August 7th, 2020, 2:55pm; Reply: 29
Congratulations. Still remember this one - can't believe it's 7 years.  Hopefully they can do it justice.  Best of luck.
Posted by: spesh2k, August 7th, 2020, 3:59pm; Reply: 30
Yeah, I think it's gonna come out good. There were numerous directors interested, even had one attached way back then when I was trying to put together that overly ambitious horror anthology project. But this guy has a firm understanding of the type of horror -- a fellow Troma fan. Thanks, Steve!

-- Michael
Posted by: ghost and_ghostie gal, August 8th, 2020, 5:49pm; Reply: 31
Whoa, awesome. Congrats, Michael!

Keep us, ah, posted.-A
Posted by: BarryJohn, August 9th, 2020, 2:38am; Reply: 32
WOW... 7 Years! Well done and congrats.  
Posted by: spesh2k, August 9th, 2020, 2:54am; Reply: 33

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WOW... 7 Years! Well done and congrats.


Yeah, once you write a script here, it stays. I've had scripts get picked up as long as 12 years after I originally posted them on here -- though Soda Machine wasn't sold through here, the director is already filming another short I wrote (today, actually) and he asked if I had any other scripts lying around. Didn't think he'd be interested in this one, but he loved it and gave me some money for it. But I've sold/optioned shorts and features before that never got made... yet. But he convinced me that this will be made and already laid down some groundwork, so I'm excited. Just goes to show, you never when something will get picked up. Kinda takes luck sometimes though, having the right person stumble upon the right script at the right time.
Posted by: BarryJohn, August 9th, 2020, 4:15am; Reply: 34
Thanks for reply.
Re- been noticed / found here on SS - I had actually NOW just posted on QUESTIONS & COMMENTS. Of which LC give good in-site.

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...and he asked if I had any other scripts lying around.

That's the break we all (new guys) want to hear! It just takes that ONE script to be noticed... for the others to be seen. For me- Its why I keep writing.

Thanks for the motivation.      
Posted by: eldave1, August 9th, 2020, 10:04am; Reply: 35
Congrats, mate
Posted by: spesh2k, August 10th, 2020, 5:01am; Reply: 36
Thanks, Dave.
Posted by: Yuvraj, August 10th, 2020, 5:14am; Reply: 37
Congrats bro!
Posted by: spesh2k, October 6th, 2021, 1:59am; Reply: 38
So, a friend of mine suggested I join Clubhouse so I could submit a horror short to his friend, Jed Shepherd's, upcoming horror anthology - Jed was the writer of my favorite horror film of the past 5 years and possibly the best found footage horror film EVER, "Host" (on Shudder). He's also working with Blumhouse and Sam Raimi on some stuff as well. He was also a guest on the "Chatting With Asta" podcast (which I was also a guest on).

Anyway, I joined Clubhouse, even though I'm really not too familiar with it and I submitted a few shorts... and a short I had on here a while back called "The Soda Machine" was a quarter finalist, making the top 40! I find out whether I make the top 20 on the 14th and will find out whether or not I'm one of the 10 shorts picked for the horror anthology.

I was gonna post this under the script's thread, but I think I had it taken down after I sold it a few years back -- the producer (who's a friend of mine) was kind enough to return the rights back to me after the film was never made. This is a script I wrote 8 years ago and my favorite short I've ever written, so it's cool to get things going again. It's one I wanted to get filmed really, really badly. So, to see that there's a strong possibility that it could be part of a horror anthology created by really proven horror folk is really thrilling. Crossing my fingers!

You can read more about this anthology here: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/clubhouse-created-horror-anthology-1235008524/#!

Posted by: Yuvraj, October 6th, 2021, 2:08am; Reply: 39
Congrats, Michael!! That's exciting news yo! I sincerely hope that you make it to the top 10 and get included in the anthology.  

Best wishes.
Posted by: Matthew Taylor, October 7th, 2021, 4:44am; Reply: 40
Exciting stuff.

I would cross my fingers for you but you don't need luck, you're a killer storyteller.

I Hope this one goes all the way

Posted by: AnthonyCawood, October 7th, 2021, 5:51am; Reply: 41
Congrats mate!
Posted by: Warren, October 7th, 2021, 4:26pm; Reply: 42
Double congrats! You're on a roll.
Posted by: eldave1, October 8th, 2021, 10:38am; Reply: 43
Very nice! COngrats, buddy.
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