It's a great day, you being born and all.

Happy Birthday, Ren. Take it easy.

Many Happy Returns, Ren.

I have no idea why Glenn is telling you to 'take it easy' though.

Go wild, it's your birthday!  ;D

And eat chocolate, that's compulsory imh.

Happy Birthday!

Quoted from LC Many Happy Returns, Ren. I have no idea why Glenn is telling you to 'take it easy' though. Go wild, it's your birthday!  ;D And eat chocolate, that's compulsory imh.

Sorry, suppose it's just what comes natural to me on this day.

See, today is also the day of my mother's birth. I have a sneaky suspicion Ren is my mother. Always felt that way, now this more or less confirms it.

So please, Ma, take it easy. At your age it's advised...

Happy B-day, Ren.

Have an awesome day. Have an awesome life while you're at it :)

Happy birthday, Ren!

Happy Birthday Ren, treat yourself to the good biscuits.

Have a good one, enjoy

Ren -

Congrats!!!!!  Happy b-day...!  :)))

Cheers,

--Janet

Happy Birthday!  8)







Don't spend all day with the goats or looking for your keys.  ;)

I have my biscuits, and now word from my long lost son. I would never call any child of mine Iam. You're likely to find soon that your real name is Elvis, or perhaps Freddie, depending on how drunk I was at the time. I would tell you who the father is, but I can only narrow it down to around twelve. I was busy back then.

Enough of that. Many thanks. I'm getting older, but sharper. Alas, if only I could say the same about my bladder.

Most kind. I sincerely thank you all. Now, I'm off to search for my missing car. Don't worry, I've several packs of bourbons and two packs of garibaldis to sustain me.

I'll spend some time with my goats later. Wonderfu creatures. Almost as good as dogs.

I have my keys. Makes a change, doesn't it? Alas, my shoes elude me. But there's loads of barefoot lunatics round here, so I fit in perfectly.

Special thanks to CM, noted and remembered. Most kind. Do I owe you money or something?

R

HB RV!  TKE IT EZ

Cheers old man.

I don't know what you're doing, but it ain't workin' . Keep at it you daft prick.

James

Thanks lads.

Sadly it's no longer my brithday. Frankly typical.

And jwent, I'm not a daft prick. I'm quite a clever one. Oh, wait...

R

Congrats rendevous!

I bet you thought you're done with your thank you's? I'm purposefully late to this - yes! But I wish you have had (or whatever the tense it here) a very happy birthday! And I hope it was a special one with friends and all.

Well, you made it... looks like I lost that bet then. Good for you. I'll be betting for you next time.

HPRV

I hope you got the bass out, threw on your crumpled, ripped, stained, faded Clash t-shirt and laid down a few funky grooves (complete with cocksure, pelvic trusting stance) in celebration of your emerging-from-vagina day.

Am teaching school again (ages 11, 12, 13), so I don't have the strength to say any more than this: Happy Birthday, Ren.

Henry

Quoted from DustinBowcot Well, you made it... looks like I lost that bet then. Good for you. I'll be betting for you next time.

I did make it. Didn't much fancy the alternative.

You bet against? Yes, I can understand that. I wouldn't bet on me either. Still, you never can tell. I managed to go a whole day without losing my keys last week.

Quoted from Colkurtz8 HPRV

Sounds like a disease. Do you know something I don't? Actually, you probably know loads of things I don't. Ignorance is a blister. Eh?

Quoted from Colkurtz8 I hope you got the bass out, threw on your crumpled, ripped, stained, faded Clash t-shirt and laid down a few funky grooves (complete with cocksure, pelvic trusting stance) in celebration of your emerging-from-vagina day.

How dare you. I wouldn't touch a bass. I go nowhere near the the tool of ignorance. I did get my Kay Angus Young copy out, that's a guitar by the way, not a steak. One day I may even learn how to tune it.

You wouldn't catch me in a Clash t-shirt either. It's not that I run fast in one. Posh London boys pretending to be working class didn't rock my kasbah. I was more of a Faith No More fan. Alas, my pelvis thrusting is less cocksure than it used to be. Still, it always makes my better half laugh.

Haven't been near a vagina in quite some time. Well, I was within a few feet of one yesterday, but you know what I mean. Hmm, as Billy Connolly was once said - Vagina, sounds like a nice place, doesn't it? It bloody well is too.

Quoted from Stumpzian Am teaching school again (ages 11, 12, 13), so I don't have the strength to say any more than this: Happy Birthday, Ren. Henry

Fair enough. I understand. A fine vocation. Many thanks to you and everyone who commented. To those that didn't: I have your names and I'm compiling a shit list. It'll be going in the shit cupboard as I'm too old to hold a grudge.

Now, I'm off to bake a cake. And yes, that isn't a euphemism.

R