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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 8th, 2009, 1:17am Report to Moderator
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?

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Quoted from Sandra Elstree.


I think what it means is what you feel personally.

Sandra


How is that a threat, my dear Michael?

Smiles.

Sandra




A known mistake is better than an unknown truth.
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Posted: September 8th, 2009, 1:33am Report to Moderator
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The bitch spins both ways.

Now to get her naked...


Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 8th, 2009, 2:48am Report to Moderator
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The bitch spins both ways.

Now to get her naked...


Yes Rob, this beautiful bitch... She spins both ways.

It's actually very easy to get her naked. That's her divine purpose.
And she wouldn't fight it if you take her in the right way.

She gives it without restriction. But only to those willing to take it.

Sandra



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Posted: September 8th, 2009, 3:11am Report to Moderator
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The bitch spins both ways.


Quoted from Sandra E.
Yes Rob, this beautiful bitch... She spins both ways.

Is there a really weird echo in here?


Quoted from Sandra E.
It's actually very easy to get her naked.

So she's Anna Nicole Smith?


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That's her divine purpose.

So she's Mary Magdalene?


Quoted from Sandra E.
And she wouldn't fight it if you take her in the right way.

So she's Traci Lords?


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She gives it without restriction. But only to those willing to take it.

So she's a ladyboy?


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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 8th, 2009, 3:22am Report to Moderator
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I think so. Maybe yes, but I'm not quite sure. That's the important part....


I guess...

...but I'm  still not quite sure. I guess I'm n weak woman who's strong.

Sorry, but I can never
quite make up my mind.

Wow,

I will be quoting in the language of:

In the language of:

"Orgasm" -- for a long time to come with this male presence. It's something I need to absorb. ...

... and yeah, it probably sounds crazy to you at the time it feels good to me.

Subjective Big Bang Phenomenon

Sandra




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Posted: September 8th, 2009, 3:34am Report to Moderator
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Sandra, baby, at some point you do plan on putting the bong down, right?



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Posted: September 8th, 2009, 3:37am Report to Moderator
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Watched her ti__ ah, her feet spin for 5 minutes. still clockwise for me.

Does this have anything to do with being a lefty or righty, Michael? I'm a lefty but I don't write left handed. They swapped me when I was younger.



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George Willson
Posted: September 8th, 2009, 8:15am Report to Moderator
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Ha! I did it. She switched directions as I watched. I was working on that OMC script of mine, and she was going clockwise. So I just pondered logically how she might spin the other way, and as soon as I got my mind off writing and onto programming, the image froze momentarily and then started spinning the other way. Pretty neato.


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Sandra, baby, at some point you do plan on putting the bong down, right?



Down? Down? Now who's going the wrong way?

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She span clockwise for me so I stared for about 5 mins until she started spinning anti-clockwise before spinning clockwise again, then my eyes went funny and I felt ill lol.


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stevie
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My wife had seen this at her work and she looked just now at this one. she see anti.
I still see clockwise and don't see how she can change.

so either I'm fucked in the head or....THE REST OF HUMANITY IS!!!



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Cut to three weeks earlier

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I thought it was anti, but I'm not going to wait five minutes to see if it changes direction.


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so either I'm fucked in the head or....THE REST OF HUMANITY IS!!!


Stevie, this has been bugging the living crap out of me all day...but I finally got it.

Look at that little shadow along the bottom -- the shadow of her foot sticking out.

For clockwise, her foot is sweeping towards you.

For counterclockwise, her foot is sweeping away from you.

That is how I finally got it, anyway.  Hope it helps.

And yeah -- once you get it and realize the rest of the world is not just f*ucking with you -- it is pretty cool.



Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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stevie
Posted: September 8th, 2009, 6:34pm Report to Moderator
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Hi bert, yeah, i watch her foot the whole time. I'll check it out again.
Maybe the fact she is sort of jumping as well is part of it. Hmmm...



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stevie
Posted: September 8th, 2009, 6:40pm Report to Moderator
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Oh..my..god...

She changed! right in front of my eyes!

THANK CHRIST I'M NORMAL!!



Well, maybe not too normal.  i just spent half an hour looking at this.  it's sad really...



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