Quoted from LC We're not writing screwball here.

Great - the title of my script was Screwball. Back to the drawing board!

Quoted from khamanna I cannot decide which of the two I make red - roses or chocolates. I feel like it's important and may decide against submitting for that very reason.

Red whine??

3 shots down and finishing up drink #1.

so far, only 3 characters have used the line, "You get me", so I'm feeling pretty positive at this point.

Zack, are you in?  Come on, man...you can do it!!!

I'm actually really excited to get the reading underway. I'm pretty sure mine is going to get brutalised but it was a fun challenge and I'm looking forward to reading some super cheesy scripts.

I suppose I better submit this damn thing.

Quoted from Dreamscale Zack, are you in?  Come on, man...you can do it!!!

It's not looking to good for me. I suck at comedy. Lol.

Zack

Two pages to go.  Two lousy pages.  Have the ending in mind but can't seem to write it.  Brain has gone dead. Think I'm going to have to outsource those pages to Paul or Dave.

Rocking along over here.  Very schlammied, but I'm loving what I've got so far.

Problem will be the female readers, most likely.  HA!!  

I jest...I jest.  Actually, for once I think I came up with a nonabrasive, PG 13 rated script.

No nudity, no drugs, and no swearing.  What?  Could it be?  YES!!!

Quoted from Zack It's not looking to good for me. I suck at comedy. Lol. Zack

Zack, have faith, my good man.  Yuo can do it...but...you have to just do it.

If it's not funny to some, who the fuck cares?  Trust me, although I laugh my arse off at stuff, others don't find it remotely funny.  My girlfriend thinks I'm nuts sometimes...but, that's why she's my girl, cuz at least sometimes, she does find it funny!  HA!!!

Quoted from LC Ouch, I hit the wrong button. Anyway, what Rene said! 'Cept I got nothing yet.

A Turn on Randy Bachman of Bachman-Turner Overdrive...

Maybe it gets us thinking:

Rock Star desperate for a new song falls in love with a poet for the wrong reasons, but then discovers his love is real, but she tests him by not supplying a single bit of verse.

I ain’t got nothin’ yet. B-B-B Baby I ain’t got nothin’ yet.

Just a couple of lines that tomorrow I’ll forget...

Any love is good love, so I took what I could get, yes I took what I could get.

Ooh, she looked at me with big brown eyes and said...

I ain't got nothin' yet...

Hey, that is a good idea! To bad I didn't think of it earlier.

Sandra

Quoted from LC Kham, how about cherry flavoured chocolate roses?

Yes. And blood is also red! I could just inject the short with some Tarantino scenes.

Quoted from eldave1 Red whine??

Yes.

Oh, I'm excited. I sense a lot of cheese!

Quoted from Dreamscale Zack, have faith, my good man.  Yuo can do it...but...you have to just do it. If it's not funny to some, who the fuck cares?  Trust me, although I laugh my arse off at stuff, others don't find it remotely funny.  My girlfriend thinks I'm nuts sometimes...but, that's why she's my girl, cuz at least sometimes, she does find it funny!  HA!!!

Alright. An idea just hit me and I'm just gonna run with it. I apologize for this mess ahead of time.  

Zack

I can think of a lot of things red. Maybe someone is infatuated with someone with red hair. Red lingerie. Red toys, of some sort... Blood can be used in humorous ways. Super Blood Moon. A red light that's not changing. An ambulance or firetruck. Need I go on?  

Quoted from Zack Alright. An idea just hit me and I'm just gonna run with it. I apologize for this mess ahead of time.   Zack

Don't worry, there'll be plenty of mess to go around, I've got enough to fill MC Hammer's parachute pants.

Quoted from Grandma Bear I can think of a lot of things red. Maybe someone is infatuated with someone with red hair. Red lingerie. Red toys, of some sort... Blood can be used in humorous ways. Super Blood Moon. A red light that's not changing. An ambulance or firetruck. Need I go on?

I like the idea of a red light that's not changing.

There's a whole lot you could write in that one moment of sitting in your car and time expands.

It would be a fun experiment to see how much we can jot down, (physically or mentally) when we're merely "waiting".  

Sandra