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C'mon, this is genius. Just picture Samuel L. Jackson in your head screaming (in his Sammie L. scream), "There are SNAKES on this PLANE!" Tell me that doesn't bring a smile to your face.
Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson.
Now, I only bring this up because it's probably the most laughable title I've seen outside of A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. It's also the butt of millions of jokes Internet-wide...and for good reason.
Now, all that said, I can't help but have already decided to go see this in theater. Is it clever marketing that this just seems so cliched and awful? Am I missing something here?
Well, I'm going to see it anyway. I'll post some links to sites that make fun of this is I have more time.
I was drug to the abysmal FOG:remake so I'm sure I'll be drug to this one too... I cannot believe this is the name of the movie, the final one. It's so absurd. Who's the ad-wizard that came up with it?
Come to think of it... as sad as it is, it was probably Samuel Jackson. I doubt he has enough brain cells to minus 1 and come up with 1.
Hollywood is so stuck up this guys ass that if they were an enema they'd be home.
Sorry. I thought there might be another thread around, but I couldn't find it.
In any case, I really feel that this can only be a brilliant marketing ploy. Look at all the hype this film has gotten on the net, simply because it has such a ridiculously stupid title. That's clever.
I'm sure alot of you guys have heard of this but if you haven't hear you go. Snakes On Plane (August 18th) it's literally about... Snakes On A Plane On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
and get this it stars Samuel L. Jackson Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane".
the movie already has a huge internet following because of the title which I think is hilarious anyway, just thought that was a funny movie to share about
sfpunk, your thread was merged with the original thread. Also here is a new Snakes on a Plane promotional poster. Warning, it contains some mature language.
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