Let's see how this one does. I've got a lot of ideas for the next one. There's a lot of really cool, big robot stuff that I had in my head that we didn't do. I just want to see how this works. You might not grow as much as a director [to do a sequel]. But it's kind of like you have your baby and you don't want someone else to take it.

Not only will Micheal Bay be returning to direct... he will also write this time around.

http://movies.ign.com/articles/851/851632p1.html

~Zack~

FADE IN:

EXT. ABANDONED OIL RIG/OR MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON - NIGHT

It's dark. Like, you can't see anything'cause it's really dark. And you're wondering "Is this the wrong movie?" then WHAM! the screen explodes in the biggest explosion ever and it's all filmed IN SLOW-MOTION! And a car flies through the air and some actor is in it and he's saying stuff. Not happy stuff. Preferrably cool stuff, without too many words in it like "Here we go!" or "Bitchin'!" so you know it's a MICHAEL BAY movie.

Then CUT TO some other actors some other place and they're like cops or Marines or fire-fighters 'cause they're wearing some kind of uniform and HAVE GUNS. They talk and say stuff and suddenly a fight breaks out over a HOT GIRL and the camera is like WHAAAA! Spinning around them IN SLOW-MOTION and we get a close-up of the girl's face and we realize it's that chick from the previous movie, you know the insanely hot one I totally did, only this time She knows KUNG-FU! Just as she's about to put her foot down THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE jumps out of a humvee and is MAD about something. (probably something about national security, that's like a real issue!)

Then some more stuff explodes and the humvee turns into a DECEPTICON and the camera is like WHAAA!! SHAAAA!!! up and down!!! And everybody's yelling cool stuff shooting their guns while jumping through the air, dodging cars flying everywhere.

Anyway so then the Autobots get there and since the black robot died in the last movie this time there's an ASIAN AUTOBOT who talks funny and is great with computers and math. Might be a black-belt too, although it might be kinda unrealistic that robots know Karate. Also the belt would probable fall off when they fight. I'm gonna have to post a poll on my blog to find out what people think, and then ignore it because I'm MICHAEL BAY.

That's about it so far. Now give me $400 million.

Note to effects guys: Could you make actors in CGI this time? Would save lots of money in catering and Kung fu lessons.

Sincerely,

BAY


P.S. You may have noticed there isn't any dialogue in this draft, but I always felt that stuff could be worked out on the day of shooting anyway.

Chism don't be fooled by all the wicked effects, it was the worst movie. ALL they had was effects and they even had trouble showing them with the worst steadycam i've seen since Bourne Ultimatum.