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Martin
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 9:25am
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Uwe gets out of his car and squares up to the pair of them "Vat are you two doing out hier Alone in ze Dark? Ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahah! Who sez ze Germans have no senz of humor? Ahahahahahahahahah!
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Antemasque
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 3:35pm
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Uwe peers over at Andrew, "Zoly Shit itz za zombie"
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Huggybear
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 3:52pm
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Andrew attacks Uwe and Joe starts doing the robot.
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Acroname
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 4:53pm
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But then, Joe hears a familiar voice call his name from behind and whips around only to see...
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Huggybear
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 4:56pm
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CurseScripts
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:04pm
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Andy's stomach explodes and an alien baby creature comes out... xD
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Huggybear
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:10pm
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The alien baby creature says, "I fucked your cousin!" and flies back into Andy
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CurseScripts
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:16pm
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Huggybear
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:19pm
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Uwe falls to the ground and Andrew starts to do the robot with Andy. Joe smiles and crosses the street where he sees Alan Holman.
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Acroname
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:26pm
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Joe stops and stares at Alan with a sceptical eye, wondering what the hell is going to happen next.
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Huggybear
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:29pm
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We now realize GHOSTWRITER made a mistake by saying he was staring at Andy when he was talking to Alan.
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George Willson
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:36pm
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Doctor who? Yes, quite right.
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But Andy realizes that Joe was not actually looking at her, but sees a large airplane streaking out of the sky towards their location behind her.
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Acroname
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:43pm
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The plane plummets out of control, coming closer and closer, its engines growing louder and louder until...
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George Willson
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 6:30pm
Of The Ancients
Doctor who? Yes, quite right.
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Alan reveals he is really Elasticman. He morphs into a large trampoline allowing the plane to bounce safely onto the head of Uwe Boll.
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Huggybear
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 6:33pm
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Huggybear falls out of a window nearby and says, "Oooh... Fireworks!"
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