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You're a superhere? Well, I'm a Bond Villain. Come, let me show you my underground layer and laser beam of doom. If you'll just lie down on the red X. . .
I'm what belittled employees call The Battle Fairy. I sneak into mean bosses houses in the middle of the night and sprinkle magic dust on them. It pulls the meanness out of them via their ears. The real mean ones don't like to let go of their anger. It just sort of sticks there and grows. That's why you see so many mean people with ear hair. Cindy
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no no..these are just silly. like....i wasn't kidding, guys. you know..i really AM spiderman. well actually, my grandpa was, but i mean the ideal of spiderman is kinda hereditary....carried on through the family of course. and i'm the third spiderman
I wasn't kidding either I really am an insomniac with an eating disorder, I'm a superhero and my special powers are... Well I'll get back to you on that
I am an obsessive compulsive door-hating freak, who every morning strugges to leave the house to go to work without checking that I locked the front door at lease 10 times....
Handle up, handle down. Is it locked? Yes it's locked, am I sure I locked it? Yes it's locked Andy, the voices in my head shout 'you freak!' .......walks down the road, stops ....... questions own judgement again, walks back home... handle down, it's locked. Proceeds to run for the bus I nearly missed for work...phew, today I didn't!!
I have an unusual door in the UK, it has a handle on it on the outside, which makes me paranoid...no, I am a freak, really...
Then before I go to bed, I have the same weird paranoia to check I locked all my stupid doors. STUPID potential criminals are ruining my sleep - or maybe it's me.
I am the redneck Ashe, the smarter Jack Burton, the sexier Peter Venkman, the clumsy Indy and the less energetic Buckaroo. I am set and ready for a zombie invasion, but L.A. scares me. Go figure.
I am an obsessive compulsive door-hating freak, who every morning strugges to leave the house to go to work without checking that I locked the front door at lease 10 times....
Handle up, handle down. Is it locked? Yes it's locked, am I sure I locked it? Yes it's locked Andy, the voices in my head shout 'you freak!' .......walks down the road, stops ....... questions own judgement again, walks back home... handle down, it's locked. Proceeds to run for the bus I nearly missed for work...phew, today I didn't!!
I have an unusual door in the UK, it has a handle on it on the outside, which makes me paranoid...no, I am a freak, really...
Then before I go to bed, I have the same weird paranoia to check I locked all my stupid doors. STUPID potential criminals are ruining my sleep - or maybe it's me.
I am what is known as, the 'Door-radicator'
Nuff said Spidey.
Dear God, nearly a year on and I still have this problem. Now the handle's coming loose, cos I'm yanking it so hard...
I also greatly enjoy cheese. I prefer gouda, though an occasional swiss or some sort of creme cheese on a cracker is nice as well. The only type I generally dislike is blue cheese, too bitter for my tastes.
I am Bond, James Bond...if he spent all his type sitting behind a phone talking to idiots instead of killing them. If he were a super introvert and preferred not to talk to anyone, did not gamble on much of anything, and took no one to bed but his wife, then I would be James Bond. I am James as he would have been had Tracy lived...
...and I like cheese too. Mostly provologne or pepper jack.
I'm an obsessive compulsive lazy-@ss. With more emphasis on the obsessive part. If I see a movie I like, I have make sure I know everything there is to know about it. Who are the stars, writer, director, pictures, what the poster looks like. And I'll do this with TV shows, too. IMDB.com is my friend. I won't eat if it means cooking myself something but I can pass out if I don't eat something so I eventually lose that battle, but I put up a good fight. And I'm Batgirl.