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Don
Posted: January 17th, 2006, 10:37pm Report to Moderator
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So, what are you writing?

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Quoted from R.E._Freak

Don? He is the man.
Here on Simply Scripts, he's boss.
Dance for Don, mortals!


ROTFLMFAO.  I thought that was so funny.  

Don - Haiku Nazi



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Andy Petrou
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Andy's Tanuki
Everybody loves it so
Why?  They're just big balls

Swaying as he jumps
I find myself mesmerized
Now I feel the love

Until time does end
I will watch those testes dance
...unfortunately.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Heretic, this is tooooooooooooo funny.


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Andy's Tanuki
Oh my how it flaps about
Tanuki indeed


Mike, this sounds... so... wrong... oh my.

Will I ever be able to diassociate from this creature swinging away beneath me?

Andy xxx

PS - Don, I agree. Well done Freak!!

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bert
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 9:34am Report to Moderator
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Buy the ticket, take the ride

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The bold Tanuki
Orbs of delight swinging free
Wiggle, wiggle, wow.


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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Andy Petrou
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Good one Bert!!  

Here's my first ever Haiku -

Tanuki loves nuts
Swinging low and pendulous
Beware little girls.




Hope that's right!
Andy xxx
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Zombie Sean
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Here we go again
Second try at a Haiku
Did I do it right?
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Higgonaitor
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 6:31pm Report to Moderator
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the dead walk tonight,
you followed the directions
although it was bland


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They were tacos. Just...
Tacos. Yea, tho I wish that
I had a taco.

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Note: "Yea" is not "yeah." It rhymes with "yay."
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R.E._Freak
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 8:44pm Report to Moderator
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Wiggle, wiggle, wow!
Tanuki's swinging greatness!
Wiggle, wiggle, WOW!
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Zombie Sean
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That signature goes
On forever and it is
Still funny today
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on the other hand,
it might be getting older,
than the ground we tread.


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Zombie Sean
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Okay okay here is my official Haiku that I also had to do for English class:

It looks like water
With white puffs like cotton balls
The sky brightens the earth

The green makes them shine
As the sun's light shines on them
Trees have made us live

It splashes on shores
And quenches our thirsty mouths
Water's refreshing

We were suppose to have three "stanzas", if that is what you still call them in Haikus, about one thing and I chose nature (or more like the sky, trees, and water). I hope you like it!

Sean
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George Willson
Posted: January 20th, 2006, 9:23pm Report to Moderator
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Just read this odd thread
Not sure I understand it
I'll go back to sleep.


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Higgonaitor
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you will sleep soundly,
for the Tanuki jiggles,
mesmerizingly

(spelling?)


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R.E._Freak
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So many haikus,
That are about Tanuki.
Big huge testicles.
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George Willson
Posted: January 21st, 2006, 4:26pm Report to Moderator
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These Tanuki gems
With the wiggles and the wows
Are quite disturbing

Come now let's be real
I'm not one to stare at balls
Though they hypnotize

Where's that bless-ed thing
I want it more than testes
Jiggling boobies

There's where I would say
Without a qualm or quiver
Wiggle, wiggle, wow!


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