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Don
Posted: January 17th, 2006, 10:37pm
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So, what are you writing?
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Don? He is the man. Here on Simply Scripts, he's boss. Dance for Don, mortals!
ROTFLMFAO. I thought that was so funny.
Don - Haiku Nazi
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Andy Petrou
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 9:25am
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Andy's Tanuki Everybody loves it so Why? They're just big balls Swaying as he jumps I find myself mesmerized Now I feel the love Until time does end I will watch those testes dance ...unfortunately.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Heretic, this is tooooooooooooo funny.
Andy's Tanuki Oh my how it flaps about Tanuki indeed
Mike, this sounds... so... wrong... oh my.
Will I ever be able to diassociate from this creature swinging away beneath me?
Andy xxx
PS - Don, I agree. Well done Freak!!
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bert
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 9:34am
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The bold Tanuki Orbs of delight swinging free Wiggle, wiggle, wow.
Hey, it's my tiny, little
IMDb!
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Andy Petrou
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 9:40am
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Good one Bert!!
Here's my first ever Haiku -
Tanuki loves nuts Swinging low and pendulous Beware little girls. Hope that's right!
Andy xxx
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Zombie Sean
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 6:09pm
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Here we go again Second try at a Haiku Did I do it right?
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Higgonaitor
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 6:31pm
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the dead walk tonight, you followed the directions although it was bland
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cyanidejunkie
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 8:40pm
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They were tacos. Just... Tacos. Yea, tho I wish that I had a taco. -------- Note: "Yea" is not "yeah." It rhymes with "yay."
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R.E._Freak
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 8:44pm
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Wiggle, wiggle, wow! Tanuki's swinging greatness! Wiggle, wiggle, WOW!
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Zombie Sean
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 10:38pm
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That signature goes On forever and it is Still funny today
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Higgonaitor
Posted: January 18th, 2006, 10:55pm
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on the other hand, it might be getting older, than the ground we tread.
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Zombie Sean
Posted: January 20th, 2006, 8:15pm
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Okay okay here is my official Haiku that I also had to do for English class: It looks like water With white puffs like cotton balls The sky brightens the earth The green makes them shine As the sun's light shines on them Trees have made us live It splashes on shores And quenches our thirsty mouths Water's refreshing We were suppose to have three "stanzas", if that is what you still call them in Haikus, about one thing and I chose nature (or more like the sky, trees, and water). I hope you like it! Sean
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George Willson
Posted: January 20th, 2006, 9:23pm
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Just read this odd thread Not sure I understand it I'll go back to sleep.
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Higgonaitor
Posted: January 21st, 2006, 12:34am
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you will sleep soundly, for the Tanuki jiggles, mesmerizingly (spelling?)
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R.E._Freak
Posted: January 21st, 2006, 12:56am
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So many haikus, That are about Tanuki. Big huge testicles.
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George Willson
Posted: January 21st, 2006, 4:26pm
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These Tanuki gems With the wiggles and the wows Are quite disturbing Come now let's be real I'm not one to stare at balls Though they hypnotize Where's that bless-ed thing I want it more than testes Jiggling boobies There's where I would say Without a qualm or quiver Wiggle, wiggle, wow!
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