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Don |
Posted: March 26th, 2004, 12:03am |
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A Limerick is a rhyming poem. The rhyme follows a pattern of AABBA. In other words, the first two line rhyme, the third and four rhyme and the fifth rhyme with the first two lines, e.g.,
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud She saw it and screamed very loud Then a happy thought struck her "I'll scare off that critter" And she sat up in bed and meowed
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: March 26th, 2004, 7:49pm |
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LocationCanada....in a valley Posts205 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
i concur
in fact, chris.....prove him right with the limerick from your profile
heheheh
oh well...
He claimed that her bust was the best, Big things that sprouted from her chest, Something you could shed, Or thats what she said, Of the blow-up deflatable breasts
now, to affirm my first comment. |
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lesleyjl21 |
Posted: March 26th, 2004, 8:43pm |
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LocationSouthern California Posts206 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
Hmm, I just had to click on this thread...
sigh. |
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: March 26th, 2004, 10:25pm |
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LocationCanada....in a valley Posts205 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
terrible....just terrible |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: March 26th, 2004, 10:44pm |
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The downfall of society, in humorous rhyming form. It'd be tragic if it weren't so funny. |
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Don |
Posted: March 26th, 2004, 11:28pm |
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Shaman, Pushing the envelope, I see. I expected nothing less. I give you an A minus for "envelope pushing" (I'm sure you could do better). I give you an A+ for being the first to try and push the envelope. I give you a double A+ for NOT using "Nantucket" or "Peru" in your limerick. Sadly, tho. I give you a D for structure. 'best' and 'chest' - good. 'shed' and 'said' - also good. However, final line, you blew it. 'breasts' does not rhyme with 'best' or 'chest'. So, sad. We were all rooting for you. Freak: So very sorry. Great comment. Great insight. However, no where near the correct aabba Limerick form. Regrettably you will not graduate from high school. Please, repeat after me, "Would you like fries with that?" Society it is downfalling, in a humorous form of rhyming, It is tragic, not sunny, tho it is quite funny, this line is tossed in as an ending. Don |
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lesleyjl21 |
Posted: March 27th, 2004, 2:56pm |
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LocationSouthern California Posts206 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
Ok, Don was the teacher who owned that brand new Lexus I wanted to back into in the school parking lot before I thought better of it....and decided just to fling rotten eggs instead. LOL. |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: March 27th, 2004, 5:19pm |
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Would you like fries with that? You can supersize for a dollar. |
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Old Time Wesley |
Posted: March 27th, 2004, 6:41pm |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
I'll give this type a shot
Hmm look at all these clowns I sometimes wish they'd just drown It started back in 1930 I got shot, fell and my face got dirty Oh Christina baby let's get dirrty
Yep the king of horriblility (If that's not a word it is now) |
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SonofElrond |
Posted: March 27th, 2004, 9:08pm |
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. Wesley, Lets compare it to rap and it looks great. |
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: March 27th, 2004, 9:38pm |
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nobody here likes my rhyming so they can't blame me for trying here is a clean one i did just for fun so you all can go admiring
heh |
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Don |
Posted: March 28th, 2004, 1:10am |
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Shaman! You have redeemed yourself! A, double plus! Wesley! Great start! Great middle! You blew it at the end. Remember the rhyme scheme here is A A B B A So, lines 1 and 2 and 5 need to rhyme. lines 3 and 4 rhyme. So, overall a C+- on the limerick. A+ and a half for inventing a new word "horribility". I am sure I will find use for it on Monday. I have to sit through several presentations. Let me practice, "Ahem. You have several great insights. Many of them are quite practicable assuming the basic laws of phyisics are ignorned. However, the chances of a reversal of gravity are so slim, that on a horribility scale I'd have to give this a 10 out of 10." Freak,
Quoted Text Would you like fries with that? You can supersize for a dollar. |
I laughed so hard, milk squirted out of my nose. I hope that you can appreciate my sense of humor when I'm working for you ten years from now. Don |
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Old Time Wesley |
Posted: March 28th, 2004, 1:42am |
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You think you are great when all you are is full of hate you leave kids at home crying while drugs you're out buying one day you came home and i could sense the rape
It's a true story, happened to a friend |
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Don |
Posted: March 28th, 2004, 2:08am |
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Wesley:
You are cooking on limericks. A, double plus.
Funny, I spent the day working in the garden. I tried to think up a garden limerick. After a day of turning soil, the best I came up with was one couplet.
Little worms, you wiggle and toil burrowing your way through the soil.
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: March 29th, 2004, 12:00pm |
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Don't worry, I won't make you wear the funny paper hat. |
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Don |
Posted: March 30th, 2004, 9:57pm |
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Quoted from R.E._Freak, posted March 29th, 2004, 12:00pm at hereDon't worry, I won't make you wear the funny paper hat. |
Thanks, I appreciate it. I look stupid in funny paper hats. I look stupid in serious paper hats, also. Don |
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Don |
Posted: March 30th, 2004, 10:09pm |
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Quoted from Heretic, posted March 29th, 2004, 6:25pm at here There once was a farmer named Dock...
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A plus for effort. A plus for rhyming, A plus for imagination. A plus for lack of innuendo. F for motivation. Why did Dock kill his cock? Why, if Dock is a farmer anything worth his salt, would he want to eat his cock. Most farmers would agree cocks are for breeding (and waking you up) and the hens are for eating. Also, since generally, there is one cock to a coup, why did Dock kill his only cock? What is this doing to his egg business? This simply raised more questions than it answered. Oh, wait. This is a limerick. It isn't suppose to, like actually make sense. Nevermind. Good limerick. Edge of envelope pushed. Don |
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: March 30th, 2004, 10:34pm |
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hahahhahaahhah! cleverness abounds.....and i feel like laughing. personally, don, when we had cocks, we always ate them......er.... cause we just wanted the hens for laying eggs, not reproducing...depends on the farmer. but up here, we eat cocks like whenever we see one....er....hmmm
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: March 30th, 2004, 10:52pm |
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neways....
She left her lingerie at his house Clothes the color of a mouse She went back to get them, Found something quite femme, and said 'this isn't my blouse!'
roughness...but then, what rhymes with 'them'? |
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Don |
Posted: March 30th, 2004, 10:56pm |
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Great. The only farm boy on the site and he reads my post... Ok, ok, I know nothing about cock. Okay! Off to Cinquains...Don |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: March 31st, 2004, 11:58am |
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Old Time Wesley |
Posted: March 31st, 2004, 3:29pm |
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When I seen it I thought cock meant just what I thought but it means chickens or whatever they are? That's good |
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: March 31st, 2004, 6:52pm |
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double meaning....i salute you |
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TheParadoxicalShaman |
Posted: April 5th, 2004, 12:13am |
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hahahahahahhahhhahaah!
hmmm, is laughing a single word? cause that could be conceived as a single word, eligible for execution by Don....
so to make it worthwhile....
I love to look at people They look like very nice people They frown, they smile They work, they pile But in the end are just people
not really worth it, actually |
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Rob S. |
Posted: August 23rd, 2004, 2:41pm |
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This meat has a wierd name And the paper plate is lame. It has a lot of fat, I hope it's not a cat. Or I'll set you aflame. |
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lesleyjl21 |
Posted: August 23rd, 2004, 5:13pm |
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LocationSouthern California Posts206 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
I hadn't read this thread in awhile. I'm doubled over in stitches! |
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