I have no idea who the author of this is, but it's quite funny. It's pointed to the "older" adults.
The Golden Years
The Golden Years are here at last... I cannot see, I cannot pee... I cannot chew, I cannot screw... My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks... No sense of smell, I look like hell... The Golden Years have come at last... The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
-ONEY |