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Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Underneath the willow tree Late at night I sleep and dream About the time he fought Kareem He kicked and punched without a hitch Til Chuck Norris stepped in and said "Yo, back up bitch"
Bruce Lee is gone and Chuck's in control And now this poem will get on a roll The Hitman, Sidekicks, Silent Rage In Missing in Action, he was stuck in a cage Oh, how I worship you, Chuck Norris ................................ Nothing rhymes with Chuck Norris
The preceding message has been approved by Chuck Norris
Chorus Delores Forrest (kinda) For us Tore us (as in new ass)
Way to pee on my campfire Breanne.
An amended version, just for you.
Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Underneath the willow tree Late at night I sleep and dream About the time he fought Kareem He kicked and punched without a hitch Til Chuck Norris stepped in and said "Yo, back up bitch"
Bruce Lee is gone and Chuck's in control And now this poem will get on a roll The Hitman, Sidekicks, Silent Rage In Missing in Action, he was stuck in a cage Oh, how I worship you, Chuck Norris And your minty fresh breath Kept clean with Lavoris
The preceding message is still approved by Chuck Norris
There once was a guy named Mike Shelton Dean Martin songs he loved to go beltin’ Pretended to host a celebrity roast Where drunken and cool he delivered a toast To Sinatra and Lawford and ole Sammy D. Wore a tuxedo and dreamed it was he Who could mean just as much as Dino did to us But alas he’s no Dino--perhaps Jerry Lewis
College tuition: $2,000 a semester Text books: $350 DVCAM Tape, MiniDV Tape, VHS Tape, Minidisc: $250 Getting bored during a photoshop lab taught by a guy with a sense of humor: priceless
For some things there's Mastercard. For everything else, there's Chuck Norris.
They call him Chuck With a career full of luck Breanne loves his mug Shelton acts like a slug This poem is dumb, of course But his best movie is The Delta Force!
Ok, so I haven't written poetry in like a year, so sue me.
Hey, Chuck may have the roundhouse kick but he doesn’t look as good in a skirt as me. Well, okay, I’ve never seen him in a skirt so maybe he does, I don’t know.
I've seen chuck in a skirt and let me tell you, it's not pretty. And speaking of roundhouse kicks, you don't ever want to see Chuck roundhouse kick while wearing the aforementioned clothing. He should stick to ass kicking in pants.
You guys certainly are obsessed with Chuck Norris. Not that there's anything wrong with that. His tears do cure cancer after all. It's too bad he's never cried.