hey BD sorry you didnt like it. to be honest with you, this one was written WAY WAY back, just before everyone started spoofing dateline's to catch a predator. so you kind of have to view it in the proper timeline. this was also one of my first scripts, and given everyone's comments, i'm pretty happy with it. but my writing has definitely improved format-wise.
also, you might be looking too deeply into the whole crapped your pants gag. its simply the name of the tv show, nothing more.