It is a weird recommendation, isn’t it?

Posted by: Helio, September 11th, 2009, 1:46pm

The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick, III

Synopsis:
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.

Posted by: rendevous, September 11th, 2009, 1:53pm; Reply: 1

I've met a few women in my time who that problem.

Posted by: Grandma Bear, September 11th, 2009, 1:53pm; Reply: 2

Great title! what is it?

Posted by: Helio, September 11th, 2009, 2:09pm; Reply: 3

It is a weird book!

By the way I loved the title. Well, in reality I love all things related to it!

Posted by: Sandra Elstree., September 11th, 2009, 2:14pm; Reply: 4

Quoted from Helio

It is a weird book!

And a weird world. ;D

Posted by: mcornetto (Guest), September 11th, 2009, 5:00pm; Reply: 5

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

And based on the comic book...

Posted by: stevie, September 11th, 2009, 7:13pm; Reply: 6

Quoted from Grandma Bear

Great title! what is it?

The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...

(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)

Posted by: Sandra Elstree., September 11th, 2009, 7:19pm; Reply: 7

Quoted from stevie

The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...

(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)

Posted by: Grandma Bear, September 11th, 2009, 7:28pm; Reply: 8

Damn! If I'd known it was that important I would've charged more... :-/

Posted by: stevie, September 11th, 2009, 7:35pm; Reply: 9

In our world, it's the entrance to life itself. The vagina is very important and very Divine. Sacred as the Man who fills it with his Greatness. I would have a thousand and ten thousand to the nth power children with my husband. Infinite children. Infinite love.

Sandra[/quote]

That is awesome imagery Sandra. I'll have to get my missus to read it...

By the way, are you adding a letter to your user surname every month?

Posted by: rendevous, September 12th, 2009, 8:13am; Reply: 10

Quoted from Grandma Bear

Damn! If I'd known it was that important I would've charged more... :-/

Posted by: rendevous, September 12th, 2009, 8:14am; Reply: 11

Quoted from stevie

The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...

(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)

Cometh the opportunity then cometh the man...

I was pissing myself about that for at least half an hour.

Posted by: Niles_Crane (Guest), September 12th, 2009, 10:44am; Reply: 12

Anyone remember a film called "Grim Prairie Tales"? It was a collection of ghost stories set in the old west.

One story concerned this woman who - how can I best describe this - - - sucks the men she is having sex with up into herself via her vagina and digests them!

It's the only bit of the movie I can remember!

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